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Are you bored? Me, too.

No one is posting!! Well, posting things for me sink my teeth in. Since I don't want to lose my happy that I have finally gotten this holiday season, I thought I'd do the dovil meme where you post a few links to your favorite personal posts. I'll try to not break my arm patting myself on the back...

1. Stupid people rant. Also known as the "Miss Crumpet" story. This was my favorite and most popular post on the topic. Warning! Pet Trauma.
2. marlo and I had a laugh fest of Simpson's Quotes, and we did most of them by memory, which is either frightening or cool. I'm leaning towards cool so I don't cry at night. Not my journal, so don't spam her.
3. This is my favorite thing I've written. Wes/Fred, short and sweet and heartbreaking.
4. Okay, THIS is my most favorite thing I've written, but taking the subject matter into mind, it may offend some people. In other words, Lubed! The Musical!
5. And last but not least, the post that started it all, the crazydiamondsue and Stoney tag team of Bad(GREAT!)Fic: Swampy Cum Egressing Like A Snapping Alligator With Turgid, Beautiful Cocks Sitting in and Audience*
*every word here was used in that fic. WOW.
Cecily's Fic in one hour - will be complete!


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Dec. 15th, 2004 09:58 am (UTC)
she died of love.
love, and rabies.

I can't believe that I missed that Simpsons quote post! the rest of these I've seen but they continue to be brilliant. I'm always telling people the Miss Crumpet story.

off to get my hair cut like the girl in the picture. (finally!)
Dec. 15th, 2004 10:02 am (UTC)
Re: she died of love.
Actually, Miss Crumpet died of digestion... Blech. Stupid owner.

The simpson's quotes are so fun. I love going back to that and laughing, then getting sad because the show hasn't been good in a looong time.

Whoo hoo to hair cut! Pics! Post 'em, or I'll send my trained eagles to carry you off.
Dec. 15th, 2004 10:08 am (UTC)
Stupid dog
Those posts are so good. They really show off your, um, strange sense of humour.
Dec. 15th, 2004 10:24 am (UTC)
Re: Stupid dog
Ooh! Loving your Sayid icon. Mmm. Pretty men.

Never said I wasn't all over the place...
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Dec. 15th, 2004 10:25 am (UTC)
If you check out my memories, there is a second "stupid people" post regarding Old Faithful and unmindful mothers. DEAR GOD: DON'T LET STUPID PEOPLE REPRODUCE, MM'KAY? LOVE, SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU. (see: stupid people)
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Dec. 15th, 2004 10:17 am (UTC)
they can spam me if they want. I'm bored here at work anyway. ;)
Dec. 15th, 2004 10:35 am (UTC)
Your icon makes me laugh every time I see it. I'm BORED. I should be doing a million things, but I want internet sparklies.

Do you get a lot of time off for the holidays? Or just a Friday?
Dec. 15th, 2004 10:52 am (UTC)
I don't get lots off. I get Christmas Eve afternoon off, and then the 27th and 28th because Christmas and Boxing Day fall on the weekend. I also get January 3rd off because New Year's Day falls on the weekend too. But even that much time off makes a total difference when you're used to working 5 days a week, every single week.

Unfortunately I've been pretty busy at work, otherwise, OHHHHH THE SPARKLIES I would bring and give to you.

Loving the CD you gave me! I've listened to the first half and it's great! I'll try and mail yours out today - I'll go to the post office on my break. w00t!
Dec. 15th, 2004 10:53 am (UTC)
I know I said I was bored - but I'm bored and busy. ;_;
Dec. 15th, 2004 11:57 am (UTC)
Same here. But I want to be entertained by the internet, and not have my hours whiz by because of phone calls and administrative crap.

I'm so glad you like the CD! I am excited to get one from you, but don't break your neck or anything to get it to me. It'll get here when it gets here. I'm pretty chilliwack. Hee!
Dec. 15th, 2004 11:49 am (UTC)
Makin' me laugh, makin' me cry.....makin' me snort chicken salad up my nose....

Good times, baby.

Oh and you forgot one of my most used Homerisms: "Mmmm....carboHYdrates....::drool::"
Dec. 15th, 2004 11:58 am (UTC)
Thanks for posting at the different links above. I love my Wes story like I love my kids. I'm sorry I made you cry! (not sorry at all - heh heh)

My favorite Homer moment was him drooling over the "Good Morning Buger" commercial. "First, we start with rich, creamery butter..."
Dec. 15th, 2004 12:59 pm (UTC)
I love the Guatamalan Insantity Pepper Chili fever dream.

I know you're not sorry you made me cry! I'll get you, my pretty, one of these days, oh yes I will!
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Dec. 15th, 2004 12:27 pm (UTC)
So you read the Wee!Spike stuff and stuck around? I think I love you more, now. :-)

No worries on the lack of Simpson's love. There's plenty in this world to agree on, right?

Did you not read the bad!fic posts before? Dear, god, there's like 8 in my memories if you need to ever get a boost for your own writing. "She-Juice" also comes from her fic. Heavens preserve us.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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