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HoYay in Jersey? Also, wtf, True Blood?!

First, Jersey Housewives. There were c*ck rings in last night's ep. There were offers to taste nuts. There were beautiful firearms. (Hey, it's a Henry Repeater, they're works of art.) Lol. Also, the saddest dance recital ever witnessed by humans happened. I JUST. GUYS. There was much flailing last night. RHoNJ RECAP IS HERE, you need this in your life, I believe.

Last night's True Blood. Uh.
Every season I say, WTF is this shittery? And then Eric or Pam will do something and I will lol, or Russel Edgington is hilarious and a delight and I'm good to go. But this fairy stuff... It's bad enough in the books, but this is OUT OF CONTROL. Also, I don't care about shifters or their politics, I just want naked Eric, WHERE IS THAT.

Aunt Petunia was fuggin CREEPY last night, though. No me gusta.

Sue's recap of hilariousness will be up later today (she has a baby to feed and such, it takes a bit) but in the meantime is RIGHT HERE, she has Seasons 1, 2, and 3 condensed into some of the funnier things you'll read today. It's Monday, you know you need a laugh.

Tonight is Hoarders, zomg. O_O

Highlight from my weekend: my sister, swimming in my pool with the kids, getting into the whitest rap battle ever. No matter what anyone would say, you had to do that "OOOOHHHHHH!" hand over your mouth/you just got served! thing. It doesn't take much to please me. But she's funny and a delight and I like it when she comes over. <3

MONDAY. No summer camps this week. HOORAYS.

[ETA] OH HEY, SAM WROTE A RECAP OF THE HUNGER GAMES and she's awesome so you should read it.

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stoney321
Jun. 27th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)
I didn't like the mohawk either, it's too Puckerman.

GAME OF THRONES, YES! it's glorious in mine sight.
drvsilla
Jun. 27th, 2011 09:45 pm (UTC)
HOARDERS

Fascipulscination of the highest order.
stoney321
Jun. 27th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
UH-GREED.

I have to watch it. HAVE to.
drvsilla
Jun. 27th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
Then during/after, I must clean and-or reorganize something. Even tho I'm generally tidy.

MUST
stoney321
Jun. 27th, 2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
IT IS A RITUAL FOR ME. I clean my room PERFECTLY. Crisp sheets, slide in, and have a blanket ready to cover my mouth so I don't breathe in the dirty.
drvsilla
Jun. 27th, 2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
Then I take out the recycling. Of things that, prior to Hoarders, I wanted to keep.
stoney321
Jun. 27th, 2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
YES YES. I have been known to take apart my vacuum cleaner and wash it by hand every few months. Just so nothing -but NOTHING lingers in my house longer than it should.

(So the show is good for me in a motivational sense, lol.)
drvsilla
Jun. 27th, 2011 10:45 pm (UTC)
Nothing beats a negative example! :D
elizardbits
Jun. 28th, 2011 12:03 am (UTC)
I AM NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL YOU SAY COCK LIKE A GROWN UP REDBLOODED AMERICAN BY GOD

cock cock cock
stoney321
Jun. 28th, 2011 12:21 am (UTC)
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK Cock cock cockity cock cock. Posted this earlier this morning, and thought, you know, I bet the general public doesn't want to read the word cock with their morning coffee. Because, as we know, the general public hates things that are awesome.
elizardbits
Jun. 28th, 2011 12:24 am (UTC)
YES WELL as a person who does not want to hear the word coffee with their morning cock I FEEL OPPRESSED.
prophecygirrl
Jun. 28th, 2011 03:15 am (UTC)
Trueblood set special effects back about 45 years with those opening shots of fairy land. I half expected Captain Kirk to come out from behind a rock and start fighting a giant lizard. That was nuts.
stoney321
Jun. 28th, 2011 02:00 pm (UTC)
LOL, Sue said as much in her breakdown. It was just REDONK, am I right? (You should read her recaps, it has all the great nerd references we've come to love.) I'm nothing if not a good pimp to my ladies. ;)
thefuzzyhat
Jun. 29th, 2011 10:51 am (UTC)
I will use Pam and half-naked-amnesiac!Eric as incentives to keep watching.

The effects in the beginning aside, WTF did they do to the poor fairies. Oh god, bogeyman-goblins with fairy court outfits. ;A;
stoney321
Jun. 29th, 2011 02:42 pm (UTC)
HE IS COMING. honest. I saw ep 2 already, and he's almost here.

(Did you happen to read what Sue wrote in the recap about those horrible fairies? I laughed so hard I startled the dog into a fart. Hahahaha.)
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