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Believe the Magic, guys.

So I really need to talk to people about last night's Glee. COME HERE AND TALK TO ME. I have feeeeeeelings, whoa whoa whoa, feeeeeeeeeelings.

And don't be jealous, but I get to mop and clean bathrooms today. Did I mention boys live in my house? Because that makes bathroom duty all the more exciting. Boys are gross, y'all. Also, I just do not enjoy scrubbing tile any more. I know, that's crazy talk. I'm officially spending the next week or two interviewing maids, I think it's just time to admit that I hate cleaning up after people. MY NAME IS STONEY AND I HATE SOAP SCUM. [/first world problems]

ION, I would like to remind anyone reading that a) I'm some chick with an LJ, I'm not the Gallup poll or other Official Polling Person. It never fails, every time I do a poll, I get people that take it way too seriously or make hem hem corrections to what I failed to add. Seriously, check the poll! tag and you'll see. I always put something stupid in them, too, as a reminder, AND YET.

Look, we all make mistakes, we all do goofy things on the internet, I'm clearly no exception. (Um, Jolly Green Giant/Hulk porn anyone? Except for how that was a beautiful love story.) But instead of deleting comments and making yourself look wanky, just move on. Or join the discussion, that's always preferred.

Sigh. I guess I'm back to my "mean girl" status again, whee? Sorry, this is a journal for adults that like to be goofy, not childish, there's a difference. If this is awful of me, then so be it. It's been 7+ years of people not getting that I'm a SILLY SILLY PERSON. If you are not a silly person, or a funny person, or someone that likes silly and funny, honestly: what are you doing here? I'm an idiot, you're wasting your time with me, truly.

now back to our regularly scheduled uni-glitter-corns as I shun the non-believers. (Oh! and those of you with delicious accounts, here's a HELPFUL GUIDE to the craptasticness-fixing needed.)

[ETA] Breaking Bad's recap is up! (our recapper is on vacation, and posting from her hotel. She's a trooper!) And Ringer 1.2 is going up as well, it's in final edits right now.

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brunettepet
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:16 pm (UTC)
How did I miss that Jolly Green Giant/Hulk porn when I was shipping their epic love? It's just too bad that I was caught up in the wank and turned my back on that fandom ages ago...

Yay maid! Bathrooms are my arch nemesis. I just can't keep up with the grout no matter what I try.

Hmm, I missed the poll baloney, but it doesn't sound like I want to know.

"Glee" after I stop sweating. It was 61° this morning!! Double digits how I've missed you!!
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:23 pm (UTC)
Truly there love was tender and epic. And full of VItamin C.

I haaaaaaate grout. Hate it. I want a new shower that is solid pieces of granite/marble/tile/something without grout lines like they have at the W hotels.

Nah, you're not missing much, I'm just peeved someone deleted things instead of talking about it. BUT THAT'S JUST ME, TO EACH HIS OWN.

I'm about to head out for some exercise, too! THIS WEATHER IS DELIGHTFUL.
flaming_muse
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:42 pm (UTC)
I love yooooouuu. Awesome recap, per always. :)

Maids! Maids! I love having people clean my house, OMG. And you know what? You'll APPRECIATE IT AND THEM. So that makes it even better.
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
I love you toooooOOoooOOooo!

YOU ARE WHO CONVINCED ME TO DO IT. And for that I am forever grateful. I will even give up the part of Tony for you, THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. ;)
flaming_muse
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:55 pm (UTC)
I will smile proudly while you try out for a lesser role! THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU!!!! <3 <3 <3
kuzu_no_ha
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
I was just thinking the other day that a maid would be really nice and I might need to think more about that. Because I don't cleaning up after other people that much either and since I'm knocked up I REALLY don't feel like cleaning up after other people.


I love your goofy, because...brace yourself, but I too...have been known to be goofy. *nods sagely* Or something.

stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:57 pm (UTC)
LOL at your icon. And yeah - it is just tiresome, cleaning up after three kids, a husband used to staying in hotels, three cats and a large dog. IT IS A LOT. Also, I don't like it. I say go for it, you CERTAINLY could use the help, I imagine.

Wait, whaaaaaaat? YOU?! The devil you say! ;D
kuzu_no_ha
Sep. 28th, 2011 04:33 pm (UTC)
I could use the help! And a fainting couch. I do like the dramatics.

Oh oh!
I am not sure how I missed this but if you love Jennifer Saunders like I do then you will love French and Saunders like I do and THEREFORE YOU MUST WATCH "Let them Eat Cake" via the magic of Youtube, if you haven't already that is.

"I almost had to dress myself...what if there had been... A FIRE?"
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 04:56 pm (UTC)
Cheers, Eds!
I LOVE JENNIFER SAUNDERS SO MUCH IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. French and Saunders changed my LIFE as an impressionable girl. I <3 them.

LOOOOOOVE. Favorite skit: French explaining how sex works in their pre-teen characters. Holy crap, I howl with laughter every time.
kuzu_no_ha
Sep. 28th, 2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
Good Voopee?
Me, too!!!

Also who knew Alison Steadman was so freaking funny? Ok yes she did a brilliant Mrs. Bennet, but Madame de Plonge is fabulous.

Vicar of Digby is a good one, too. I need more time in the day to re-watch these things. And that is why I need a maid. See how I brought it all back around again?
gottriplets
Sep. 28th, 2011 06:36 pm (UTC)
Re: It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
OMG...I so love your icon. I want one that says "I'm so crafty, I made three people at ONCE!!" LOL!
kuzu_no_ha
Sep. 28th, 2011 07:04 pm (UTC)
Re: It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
"Knit one, purl two" hur hur

Yes you need one! Steal it and make your own!

Also three at once? Terribly efficient. It's a bit like carpooling I suspect. Very Green.
gottriplets
Sep. 28th, 2011 07:12 pm (UTC)
Re: It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
Trust me...it was not intentional!! And the result is my having 3 eleven year old girls right now. It's only gonna get worse...
kuzu_no_ha
Sep. 28th, 2011 07:15 pm (UTC)
Re: It's the choo-choo shooe!!!!
Well, that is because YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM! Woe!

That is going totally suck. You have my condolences and a shot of tequila.
evamagick
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:54 pm (UTC)
I love you! I hate the haters. ;)

I enjoy your HDJM blog a great deal, but I have to ask - are you going anywhere with your Mormon book? I really loved that, and would love to see it published. I would buy 10!
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
Eh, it's not haters so much as people unclear on the concept. Whatever, to each his own, YMMV, etc. I'm just always baffled at the Very Very Straightlaced Types I seem to collect. Me? But I'm an idiot!

Well, I would love to go somewhere with it, but I need to hook an agent! They're not as into it as my flist, woe. (But thank you for the sweet support, that is lovely. I just need to dust it off and work on it again.)
tabaqui
Sep. 28th, 2011 04:32 pm (UTC)
Boys and bathrooms are never a good thing. And oddly, my 'boy', who is too old to actually *be* a boy anymore...is not better.

Yeeesh. Makes me wants lotsa money so we can install *separate bathrooms* for him and for me. And i never walk into his again. Heeeee!

*of course, the Bebe with her hairspray and hair dye and makeup and weird 'skin care experiments' isn't much better. After dying her hair red, the bathroom looked like an abattoir*
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 04:57 pm (UTC)
Oh, I include the Mr. in that, and he's fairly fastidious for a manly man. :D

OH MY GOD THE HAIRSPRAY FILM OF HORROR. I have a teen boy, a teen girl, and a 10 year old sharing one bathroom. I don't even pretend to know that room is in my house.
fabrisse
Sep. 28th, 2011 04:53 pm (UTC)
*hangs head* I've written worse that Jolly Green Giant/Hulk.

I got spoiled by the near-daily Glee recaps through August and September. I miss the show and I'm glad there are new episodes, but they should come more frequently so we can have more RECAPS!
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 04:58 pm (UTC)
YOU SAY THAT, BUT YOU HAVE NOT READ THAT. Or the Wee!Spike Grease Musical parody. I'm just saying, All are welcome! All are weird! here.

UGH, I am so over spoilers it's not even funny. I can't even go on Tumblr, which is sad making because I want to see the pretty pictures!!! But lol, YAY FOR MORE RECAP WANTING! *fist pump*
fabrisse
Sep. 28th, 2011 05:08 pm (UTC)
I'm trying so hard to avoid spoilers. Mostly, but not entirely succeeding.
rikibeth
Sep. 28th, 2011 05:55 pm (UTC)
EEEE RINGER RECAPS AND SHE NOTICED THE AWUL EXTENSIONS. <3
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 06:00 pm (UTC)
SHE IS FABULOUS, RIGHT!? You should leave her a comment and tell her so, she's new to all of this. :D
gottriplets
Sep. 28th, 2011 06:34 pm (UTC)
Darn work that keeps me from the Glee recaps!! I am skipping over there now!!
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 06:39 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE FORGIVEN ALL, PLEASE. <3 They're not going anywhere. ;)
dovil
Sep. 28th, 2011 08:22 pm (UTC)
Person to Person interactions are serious business. You have my sympathies, mean girl. My sympathies that you do not have a soul.

I don't get people either. But I would get people if one of them came and cleaned my house for me. AWESOME!
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 08:52 pm (UTC)
Why can't I find a soul? Oh, right, because I live in Republican/Christian land. ZING!

Ugh, I hate cleaning. She says after vacuuming everything and is heating up the steam mop...
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stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 08:51 pm (UTC)
LOL, like I would think you're smug. COME ON, SAM.

I like to think that Hulk power bottoms. I LIKE THINKING THAT.
entrenous88
Sep. 28th, 2011 11:00 pm (UTC)
I'm sort of confused by what happened to delicious (mostly beacuase I have been too a-feared to look). But I'll check out Separis's guide to that, so thanks!

You are goofy and silly and awesome from the top of your head to your toeses!
stoney321
Sep. 28th, 2011 11:26 pm (UTC)
Delicious was bought by AOL, so the interface is all different. BAH.

And the same to you, and more of it. <3
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stoney321
Sep. 29th, 2011 01:07 pm (UTC)
Nope, they are all the fault of STOOOPID corporate takeovers. I don't know why they couldn't just buy the damn thing and leave it alone, or ADD to it, not take it away. It's a bookmarking site, not a social network/chat place. BAH.
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