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I need to tweak a joke. You have it in you, I feel it. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

In this chapter (of Oh My Heck! I'm gonna try. Again. Sigh) I'm talking about how when the guys would go away on missions for two years, we girls were encouraged to sit in cold storage and wait for them, right? So all we did was can fruit and quilt things, and I'm trying to equate it to a [__something something__] trousseau. Like a bizarre fruity trousseau.

And that's not right.

*chin fists* Suggestions? Also, good god, it is no wonder I'm broken inside. But damn, do I have a sweet apocalypse pantry of peaches. In your face, undead!

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gottriplets
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:12 pm (UTC)
A Carmen Miranda trousseau...you know, the chick with the fruit on her head...
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:14 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHA!! Oh, that's a great one!

Here, have some chest hair.
podle
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
Also? Excellent band name. Good evening, Detroit! We are, Carmen Miranda Trousseau!
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA!
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turnonmyheels
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
strawberry wedding-ring jam trousseau?

Was trying to put together a canned fruit with a quit style but the only quit patterns I can think of are log cabin and wedding ring. Surely there's a funnier one?
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:47 pm (UTC)
Oooh, quilt patterns, I failed to think in that direction! Bad Mormon! Oh, right, I'm not. :D
oatmellow
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
sadly my mind goes to the obvious: cherries

Dried Cherry Trousseau
Cherry Pit Trousseau
Sweet and Sour Cherry Trousseau

stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:48 pm (UTC)
Now I want an ass load of cherries.
harmonyfb
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
All I can think is it sounds like a 'redneck trousseau' or an 'Amish trousseau'.
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
More amish, this is about Mormons after all, right? LOL!
gottriplets
Oct. 11th, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC)
Ooohhh...something related to pie...a pie making trousseau?
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
Honestly, I think you knocked it out of the park. I LOVE YOUR CARMEN MIRANDA TROUSSEAU. Winner winner, chicken dinner!
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evamagick
Oct. 11th, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
Squee for you working on Oh My Heck again! :D

"We were stocking our apocolypse pantries with home-canned peaches and wedding-ring quilts. It's like a hope chest full of toilet paper and dried meat. Nothing says 'I can't wait to be married' like a wind-up flashlight!"

Or something. Yay!
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 10:03 pm (UTC)
oh my god, "Nothing says..." is HILARIOUS.
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stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
Instead of having lace doilies and linens in a hope chest, we made apocalypse pantries.

APOCALYPSE PANTRIES.
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brunettepet
Oct. 11th, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
evamagick's passage made me laugh out loud.
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
That was SUPER funny.
kita0610
Oct. 11th, 2011 11:19 pm (UTC)
HEE.
stoney321
Oct. 11th, 2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
Re: HEE.
THAT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.
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manipulant
Oct. 12th, 2011 03:34 am (UTC)
*draws hearts ALL OVER THIS POST AND THE COMMENTS*
stoney321
Oct. 12th, 2011 11:51 am (UTC)
LAURA. I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ONLINE LIKE THE OLD DAYS OMG. Whoa, I just realized Celebs on Crack was in 2005. 0_0
maybe1ce
Oct. 12th, 2011 01:24 pm (UTC)
You could always just adapt a little of the funny stuff you mention here..."Our pure and delightsome hearts were demonstrated by our freakish trousseau of enough canned fruit and quilts to either outfit a Carmen Miranda drag queen for life, or sustain a small family through a zombie uprising."

Also, You must go find the YouTube video someone made of Darren Cris's kisses on film. (This was made before the haaaaaaaaaaawt Kurt kiss, btw.) That boy has some talented lips. If they made a show called "Cris's Kisses" and just showed him making out with random people, I'd totally DVR it.
stoney321
Oct. 12th, 2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA, that's a great re-working there!!

Oh, I have that on my desktop because THE BOY CAN KISS. I would totally watch that show and push my agent to get me on it. :) I just... hands on faces and his jawline and GOOD LORD.
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