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Did a little housekeeping, mostly cleaning off old journals that haven't updated in a few years, deleted, etc., people that defriended me, that sort of thing. It's just livejournal, it's not a political statement.

Not to mention that I'm that obnoxious LJer that rambles all the damn time about myself, so the only thing that goes under the flock is when it's for people that I know in RL (most of my flist are RL friends.)

But hey, maybe you want to trim me? That's cool. Maybe you don't know if you should? Ask me a question (I'm avoiding cleaning up after having guests) and I'll answer it for you if I can. (Um, I'm not giving you my bank account or a picture of my husband sleeping, so sorry. I AM SORRY.)

Guys? I'm sorry. (No, I'm not.)

*chin fists* What else are you going to do, eat leftovers? *burp* Come on, let's overshare! (No, we don't have to. Sometimes that means something really scary. O_O People tell me...things. Things you shouldn't tell a person on the innarwebnets.)

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moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
You're totally going to cut me, aren't you. Over carrot dimes. I just want you to know that when I drown myself in a bathtub full of carrot dimes, tomato juice, and red onions, it's all on you. My final words will be "Stoney doesn't love me anymore. I can't go on."

Oversharing -- I might have to masturbate at work today because there's nothing better to do. Who cares that I sit next to a huge picture window, there's nobody else in the building.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
ROFL. Fucking CARROT DIMES, Sal.

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS!?!?!? Ahahahahaha. "Because there's nothing better to do." Well, that's true no matter where you are.
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)
Hey, you asked us to overshare. I'm just doing as I'm told. Maybe I'll masturbate with a carrot. Lady juice has got to be a better marinade than tomato juice, right?

(FYI - I'm laughing and blushing at the same time right now. This is what you do to me.)
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
I IMMEDIATELY SAID YOU DON'T HAVE TO OMG. (Hahahahaaha) Dude, some of the things complete strangers have told me in comments... UM. I don't need to know that about your brother, stranger. I REALLY DO NOT. o_0

Ahahaha, I love that your both laughing and blushing. *Fist Pump*
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:10 pm (UTC)
I have always blushed very easily. There's a little fact about me that's not as crazy, right? However, while I will blush at a lot of things, I'm not always actually embarrassed.

You know I made the comment I did because of the kinds of things people are willing to tell you. I wouldn't actually post something like that if it were true. People are so weird with their absence of boundaries. I just don't get why people would put out some of the things they do. Especially when they're posting in OTHER people's journals. It's one thing to make a joke. Another to share your actual secrets. People are nuts.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
I don't blush easily, but I embarrass like WHOA. Like, I feel shame other people should feel, and it's very uncomfortable - which is why I can't watch the audition portion of American Idol, etc. GAH.

Oh, Sal, please, I know you, you go back up and read my comments and think about the girl that did tequila shots with you in Atlanta. THEN WE WENT STREAKING!*

*no we didn't.
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
You know, if you could combine the two of, we would make one amazing woman. As long as we got the right combination. :)

No streaking. Just started an orgy in the lobby. Remember how hot that was?
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
It was! I don't know why you insisted on dressing like a Juggalo, though. Grease paint in UNUSUAL PLACES, yow.

Also, I don't know why you had to put grease paint down there.
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
I thought maybe it would work as lube. Since I turned 60 things have been a little dry down there.
jenbooks
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
Ohgod I HATE blushing without even being embarrassed. And then people THINK you're embarrassed and call ATTENTION to it, and then you ARE embarrassed and then it's just this huge feedback LOOP. Gah.
elizardbits
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:11 pm (UTC)
WAIT WAIT TRUE OR FALSE IT WAS IN YOUR JOURNAL LAST YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE WHEN THAT CREEPER STRANGER GUY WAS VERY SPECIFICALLY OUTLINING HIS POLY FANTASIES AND TRYING TO MAKE YOU WRITE HIM A FIC ABOUT IT

BECAUSE DUDE

NO

DENIED

FOREVER
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 06:33 pm (UTC)
YES YES YES YES

THAT WAS HERE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Someone told me once that they have sex with their brother

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Edited at 2011-11-26 06:34 pm (UTC)
elizardbits
Nov. 26th, 2011 06:34 pm (UTC)
...wait wait was it Dean Winchester because if not SEE ICON FOREVER
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 07:22 pm (UTC)
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW I FELT ABOUT IT, YEAH.
dancetomato
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:03 am (UTC)
I do love you.
moosesal
Nov. 26th, 2011 01:40 am (UTC)
And I, you.
mumsisdaughter
Nov. 25th, 2011 09:30 pm (UTC)
Well, did my BF thing and saw BDpt1. She had the grace at the end to say it wasn't as good as any of the others. Phew! *wipes forehead. Maybe I won't be invited to BDpt2, with a bit of luck.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
OH, THANK GOODNESS. I'm rooting for you to skip pt. 2. :D
gottriplets
Nov. 25th, 2011 09:35 pm (UTC)
You're so going to cut me because I live in Illinois, home of the carrot dime. Please remember I bought a Klaine shirt and have mercy on me!! I even wore it Black Friday shopping today ( but did not trample / pepper spray anyone )
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
CARROT DIMES ARE THE BANE OF MY LIFE.

I am so glad to know you didn't spray people in the face with weapon's grade chemical agents, if only so I have someone to squee with about Klaine. :D
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moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:03 pm (UTC)
Let's make chili with it.

Brisket, pepper spray, carrot dimes, and beans.

(ducking and running from Stoney the assassin)
ruthless1
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:37 am (UTC)
Bwahahahha!
dancetomato
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
I saw the Dead Sea Scrolls today. I thought about going to see BoM but decided I like my arms and legs where they are.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
I SAW YOUR POST!!!!! Was it amazing!? *chinfists*

Why would you lose arms and legs?
dancetomato
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:32 pm (UTC)
Because the only available tix cost an arm and a leg.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:53 pm (UTC)
AH!!

Yes. They are not cheap. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE FIFTH ROW LIKE I WILL BE IN JANUARY. \o/
secondalto
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:18 pm (UTC)
I have no leftovers! *sadface* But this is because I had dinner over at my mom's. The one bad thing about going somewhere else for the holiday.

I never go anywhere for Black Friday and have had the good fortune not to work it in 7 years. So here's to stress free days.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:41 pm (UTC)
There weren't any leftovers to share? WAAAH. I am sorry.

I NEVER EVER EVER go out on Black Friday, it's just horrible, right? YAY BEING AT HOME!
ladycyndra
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
Over sharing? I'm in my underwear right now! WHOOOOOOO!!!
flaming_muse
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
Wait... you mean I DON'T have to follow your LJ and stalk you incessantly?

Wow.

My world is turned upside-down.
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:49 am (UTC)
THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER. Make it a Rockefeller. And make mine to go, ZING! [pretend that joke worked.]

<3
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stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:04 am (UTC)
THAT SOUNDS FREAKING MISERABLE! D:

Here's to hoping there can be some sort of solution to your lady woes. *sends you all the iron ever*
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shannon_f_r
Nov. 26th, 2011 02:24 am (UTC)
This isn't a question, but I thought you should know that I spammed my entire Thanksgiving guest list with a link to your Sparkledammerung posts and your recent Twilight movie synopsis. One of the guests is an ex-Mormon and he and his wife were very intrigued when I mentioned that the Cullens were basically Mormons without the scrapbooking but with the family home evening, and that I had learned all of these Amazing Facts from you. He said that the books must be boring because Mormons are the most boringly earnest people imaginable, except when they are evil.
cat_eyed_fox
Nov. 26th, 2011 02:26 am (UTC)
I don't update because I'm lazy and do all my unnecessary oversharing on the twitter, but I love you in a totally platonic way, so if you want to unfriend me that's cool, but I shall never leave you in a totally not-creepy way. :D
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:04 am (UTC)
Hahahaha, over sharing and twitter are made for each other, right!?

WE HAVE A LOVELY PLATONIC LOVE THAT IS NEVER ENDING. Unless I stop paying the internet bill, whichever comes first. ;D
cat_eyed_fox
Nov. 26th, 2011 07:59 pm (UTC)
let's be fair if either of us is going to forget to pay the internet bill is probably going to be me. You have kids and stuff to remind you. I have cats who would rather I play fetch with them than fuck around on the interwebs. Heck they'd probably unplug my WiFi if they could figure out how. Although they do enjoy Simon's Cat. (crazy cat lady here for duty, ma'am!)
I wish I could figure out how to get LJ to post my tweets. my sister can but I don't know HOW! *Sobs*
cdvla313
Nov. 26th, 2011 08:21 am (UTC)
Promise me when you come and see SNM you won't open random, sealed, unmarked bottles and then try to snort the contents.
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 01:55 pm (UTC)
I PROMISE NOTHING. I also expect that I will wander around on my hands, so I'm just going to mess all kinds of things up. It's my thing. ;)
cdvla313
Nov. 26th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
As long as everything's put back the way you found it, go crazy.

But srsly, don't ingest random stuff, some guy almost drank formaldehyde b/c he was a dumbass. Darwinism in action.
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 08:13 pm (UTC)
I have a strict policy of not drinking things off sets when I'm in the audience, so I think I'm good.

BUT I CAN BE UNPREDICTABLE. (WTF was that guy thinking!?)
cdvla313
Nov. 27th, 2011 09:09 am (UTC)
UNPREDICTABLE IS GOOD. Just as long as you don't almost kill yourself.

And IDEK. They tell you to be bold, but srsly, that doesn't mean forget all judgement. I have sooo many stories to tell about human stupidity from this show...
parthenia14
Nov. 26th, 2011 02:09 pm (UTC)
I am rubbish and hardly update, but I like reading your posts :-)

I am also a vicarious Hoarders fan (we don't get it here), obsessively read the recaps, and live in fear of turning into a mad old lady very soon.
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 03:33 pm (UTC)
I have a fear that I'll become a crazy cat lady, so I have my family on notice. NO MORE THAN THREE, or they need to hold an intervention. ;)
meridius
Nov. 27th, 2011 03:48 am (UTC)
But people look at me when I post AND I CANT HANDLE THAT

..and whatever would I do without my daily dose of Stoney...? Who will type out loud the thoughts in my head? Me? That's work and writing anything beyond 2 incoherent sentences together HURTS =O

Er, keep up the good work and bringing joy to my otherwise meaningless life ≥.≥ I salute you by giving you the dueling towel icon.
meridius
Nov. 27th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC)
Oops not the dueling towl icon...I will find it...
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