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WHATEVER I AM THE ONLY PERSON ON LJ TODAY.

I want to marry this girl and make drinks and bad jokes until we die from it.

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moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC)
You're the only poster today. I'm the only commenter. I feel like I'm stalking your journal, but I'm glad I did because this is awesome.

Booty Cullen! OMG. It's like she's your long-lost twin or something.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:10 pm (UTC)
SHE IS MY OTHER HALF HOLY CRAP.

I need us to be friends. Not in a creepy way, I'm not creepy. I just want to laugh and get drunk.
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:12 pm (UTC)
The two of you and booze? I want to go to that party.
lynnenne
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:04 pm (UTC)
OMG you should totally make vids for your Glee cocktails!
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:10 pm (UTC)
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT THOUGH.

For now i will happily laugh at this chick, for she is a DELIGHT.
lynnenne
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:16 pm (UTC)
Surely your BIL the big-time movie director can teach you? The internetwebs need to see your beautiful self pouring cocktails! I mean, yeah, this girl is fun, but you look hotter with your eyes crossed.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:36 pm (UTC)
He doesn't have equipment (also he's a writer)

AHAHAHAHAHA. I do give good crossed eye, ngl. ;D
luvxander
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:17 pm (UTC)
NAILED IT!!!!

Are you sure this isn't one of your fabulous Halloween costumes? She's pun-tastic!!!
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:36 pm (UTC)
How freaking hilarious is she, CJ?! I LOVE HER.
luvxander
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:38 pm (UTC)
All we need is a scientist who can mix your DNA with her's and create a super-soldier hybrid clone.
gottriplets
Nov. 25th, 2011 11:56 pm (UTC)
I now want you and HER to be my neighbors so the three of us can sit on my porch on an old couch and drink and say witty things about the people going by.
I also love the extraneous vase of flowers...
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dancetomato
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:21 am (UTC)
Did you see the news about Breaking Dawn causing seizures during the birth scene? Photosensitive epilepsy apparently being triggered by flashing light effects.
moosesal
Nov. 26th, 2011 01:39 am (UTC)
OMG, that's terrible (but hilarious).

Also... I love your icon. How have I not seen it before?
dancetomato
Nov. 26th, 2011 03:41 am (UTC)
It's new! I LOVE it. Also this one.
moosesal
Nov. 26th, 2011 02:28 pm (UTC)
LOL. That's great!
altyronsmaker
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
Netflickin' the bean!!!! OMG. I died. Well, first I snorted soda out of my nose, then aspirated it and it killed me ded ded dedski.

Too funny!
elizardbits
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:29 am (UTC)
I LOVE YOU SPAMASAURUS REX

ILU4EVR
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
OMG I AM ON A TURKEY HIGH AND CAN'T STOP POASTINGS.
elizardbits
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:35 am (UTC)
JUST ADMIT IT'S THE CRACK LAURA

ADMIT IT ALREADY
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:44 am (UTC)
IT IS COCAINE BECAUSE I CAN AFFORD IT GOD PAY ATTENTION.

...okay, it's crack.
elizardbits
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:55 am (UTC)
ONLY THE FINEST ARTISANAL CRACK OBVSLY
ruthless1
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:17 pm (UTC)
Finest artisinal COCAINE THAT YOU GIVE YOUR HUSBAND! ::headdesk:::
quietlyboloney
Nov. 26th, 2011 01:47 am (UTC)
This woman is brilliant, this was fucking hysterical
kuzu_no_ha
Nov. 26th, 2011 01:54 am (UTC)
I'm on, I even posted. It only took me most of the day.

I agree, Glee inspired cocktail vids would be awesome.
brunettepet
Nov. 26th, 2011 03:30 am (UTC)
You two were obviously separated at birth. You both need to get some cheek swabs stat!.
ruthless1
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:18 pm (UTC)
I will never forget "netflixin' the bean"
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kseenaa
Dec. 2nd, 2011 09:47 pm (UTC)
X-D So awesome!
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