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You know what's overrated?

Sneezing. Sneezing is totally overrated. Sure, it's almost orgasmic the first fifty times, then you just feel like your brains are about to pop out of your eyeballs.

I think I got everything for Giftmas? CRAP. Not my dad. Well, there's still one gift to buy. Box of Slim Jims from the 7-11 it is! #2 and I went shopping yesterday and she's so much fun to hang with, now. Who knew teenagers could be delightful at times? (lol) My sister is bringing me honest-to-god homemade Sugar Plums on Christmas, and if for nothing else, I would love her forever for that alone. (Have you ever had one? Good lord.)

I've picked up a bunch of new readers (waves!) because of this story I've been posting, which is nice! But know this: you can add me, defriend me, whatever - it's YOUR reading time. I don't automatically add people back, I need to get to know you first. So feel free to chat, start up convos with other people in comments, that's kind of how we roll in my LJ.

BUT.

First, here's my User Info page. It's a good place to start. :)

Second, here's me in bullet points.

Third, here's me as in, my face meat. I'm a working actor, I do voice over work, and I write. I own and run a kick ass website, Hey, Don't Judge Me. You should make a point to read all of the awesome writers that work for the site. Also, I'm tired a lot because I kind of never stop going.

Fourth, I am picky about what I read. I either read things because they're amazing, or because they're amazingly awful (It used to be a thing I did, MSTKing bad-fic.)

  • If you write cum - I will back out of your story. If you're old enough to write about sex, you're old enough to spell things properly.

  • If you can't be bothered to beta (unless you're a pro with an MFA and know what the hell you're doing) I will most likely not read.

  • If you don't care about characterization being accurate, I will most likely not read.

  • If you write that you think your story might be crappy, IDK, shrug - I will definitely not read. (Confidence is sexy, did you know?)


Fifth, I am picky about the behavior I allow here:

  • If you read a post here that is filled with my joy for something, and you want to comment with how much you hate said thing, DON'T. That's what assholes do.

  • If you are racist, homophobic, misogynistic, super-religious and can't tolerate people who don't share your exact beliefs, you are in the wrong journal.

  • If you are easily offended by me having my own opinions about things (especially things that I have intrinsic knowledge on) then this is DEFINITELY not the journal for you.

  • I cuss. I have a SERIOUSLY dirty mouth. I'm kind of known for it. I do try to keep all of that under a cut, though, if you're scrolling on a work computer, or something.



Most of my LJ friends are actual Off The Internet friends that I've known (through the internet, interestingly enough, YAY CONS!) for years. We get really chatty and personal. If I don't know you and you call me a whore, make sure you use an emoticon so I know not to cut you with a knife. Or you know, don't call me a whore? I kinda hate that word. Lol.

Also, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT BE 14 AND IN MY JOURNAL. Come back when you're legal. I'm in my 30s and it's creepy for me, sorry?



Time to make fudge. Good lord, I love fudge. Also, good lord, I am glad that I did my P90X today. *NOM*

Comments

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kuzu_no_ha
Dec. 23rd, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC)
Tell me more about these home made sugar plums...
punkkitten2113
Dec. 23rd, 2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
Yes, please do!
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 07:52 pm (UTC)
They have maraschino cherries, white chocolate, graham crackers, and MAGIC inside, plus other things - oh, Medjool dates, and IDK what else, then they are rolled in coconut.

GOOD. GOD. AMIGHTY.
kuzu_no_ha
Dec. 23rd, 2011 08:13 pm (UTC)
Hmmmmmmm delicious sugary magic.

punkkitten2113
Dec. 23rd, 2011 08:16 pm (UTC)
nom nom nom nom nom......
punkkitten2113
Dec. 23rd, 2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
I would like to formally apologize for using the word angst-whore in my review yesterday. Even though I was talking about myself, I'm sorry. =)

Glad you're ok with bad language, because god damn, you're a good writer.
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 07:54 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA- that's not the same as CALLING ME A WHORE, omg. (I have had hate comms! *sad faces* IDK, I'm polarizing, I guess?)

I am so fucking good with bad language, it's not even fucking funny. LOL. Also, THANK YOU.

True story: in my first movie, my character couldn't be in the Red Band trailer (the one only shown at R movies) because I didn't have one line without something HORRIBLE coming out of my mouth. Best. Movie. Ever. Also, my weapon (it was a horror movie) was a 2-sided dildo. I AM FUN, IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

:D
punkkitten2113
Dec. 23rd, 2011 08:15 pm (UTC)
Hee......couldn't help myself. I would never call you whore without more information first. =P

It's like a fucking work of art, jesus christ!

LOL - two sided? Was it long, like a bow staff, or more like that crazy weapony thingy in Season 7 of Buffy?
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 08:24 pm (UTC)
I APPRECIATE YOUR SAYING SO. A whole fucking lot.

And ha - it's a two foot long dildo, with a head on each end. God, what was that horribly depressing (albeit well-made movie) with Jared Leto - Requiem For A Dream? Um, they have one in that movie. (Saddest. God damn moment. Ever.)

Hahaha, the Fray scythe!
moosesal
Dec. 23rd, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
what was that horribly depressing (albeit well-made movie) with Jared Leto - Requiem For A Dream? Um, they have one in that movie. (Saddest. God damn moment. Ever.)

I have this movie sitting on my laptop waiting to be seen. Don't ask me why. I don't even remember. I had a reason for downloading it when I did, but I haven't made time to actually watch it. So my question... is it just he dildo scene that's sad or the whole movie. ;-)
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, Sal, THE WHOLE THING. It just leaves you feeling like a kicked dog. It's a fucking GREAT movie, just be in the right frame of mind for a seriously sad movie about seriously sad people.
kita0610
Dec. 23rd, 2011 08:26 pm (UTC)
Cum on Stoney I hate sugar plums and also have you seen the latest copy of the Watchtower?

*boops you and runs*
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
LOL! HEY KITA HEY GUESS WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL YESTERDAY?! I BEAUTIFUL HAND-MADE HOLIDAY CARD FROM SOME COOL CHICK IN COLORADO.

And I loved it. <3
kita0610
Dec. 23rd, 2011 09:05 pm (UTC)
YAY!

I was hoping they wouldn't fall apart en route! First year making cards with LAYERS. Best part? Peeling the craft glue off my hands afterwards.

I am 9.
wesleysgirl
Dec. 23rd, 2011 10:15 pm (UTC)
Mine survived the mailing process and is beautiful, thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who is 9.
flaming_muse
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:08 pm (UTC)
(hijacks the thread)

Mine survived, too! So, so pretty! The museling was delighted and fascinated by it. :) Thank you!

(My cards went out today, and now I return this thread to its proper owners.)
elizardbits
Dec. 23rd, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC)
I CUM ON ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE BECAUSE JESUS TOLD ME TO

ALSO I AM 13 & 3/4 SO FUCK YOOOOU
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
YOU MOTHER FUCKING CHILD HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU. FUCK YOUR LORD. IN HIS DIRTY BUTT HOLE.

Also, your tequila is going to be there after Jesus's birthday, and as a Jew, I am sure you are VERY SADDENED BY THAT. But it should be there well before NYE.
elizardbits
Dec. 24th, 2011 12:38 am (UTC)
ACTUALLY LIKE ALL JEWS I ENJOY CELEBRATING JESUS' BIRTHDAY IN FOND REMEMBRANCE OF THAT ONE TIME MY PEOPLE KILLED A FALSE MESSIAH


i am pleased that the below comment is discussing buttsex. ASS SEX: IT'S WHAT'S FOR CHRISTMAS.
stoney321
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:01 am (UTC)
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

Except you, natch. JESUS HATER. I'm just a Jesus mocker, there's a DIFFERENCE.

ASS SEX: IT'S THE OTHER WHITE MEAT. Idk, man, I'm so sick...
moosesal
Dec. 23rd, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
I am 14 and I want to cum on your boobies, you skank. Can I? If you don't let me I'll tell everyone you're mean.
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
I am going to have the FBI on my ass so hard.

Mmmm, hard on my ass.
moosesal
Dec. 24th, 2011 12:18 am (UTC)
How about hard in your ass.
lynnenne
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:00 pm (UTC)
Have you seen this? REAL-LIFE KURT AND BLAINE OMG.
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:33 pm (UTC)
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
flaming_muse
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:16 pm (UTC)
I love you.

True story.

(Also, how on earth could DC resist you, you pretty lady?)
stoney321
Dec. 23rd, 2011 11:32 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOO.

I'm telling you, I just don't know. Just pretend to be asleep when we're knocking boots, okay? LOL. (I just laughed so damn hard at that.)
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stoney321
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:02 am (UTC)
UGH, I am so glad to be done, TOO. Flopping around at this point, that's all I'm good for.
forgiveninasong
Dec. 24th, 2011 12:23 am (UTC)
Well hello! I think I am liking being your LJ friend! I've also followed you on Tumblr, if that's okay? You seem pretty awesome, and 'heydontjudgeme' is a cool website! I had a browse through yesterday.

Wooo!!!
stoney321
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:02 am (UTC)
I am a party, man, let me just tell you. :D Hahahaha. Oh, if it's public, then I don't have room to complain, you know? Of course you may follow my Tumblr! And THANK YOU.

WELCOME ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN, ay ay ay!
quietlyboloney
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:43 am (UTC)
What is your tumblr, I would love to follow it
stoney321
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:48 am (UTC)
heydontjudgeme, natch! (it's the second link on my lj's link list on the top right.)

And you get bonus points for your use of whoring sluts in an icon, btw.
alittleacademe
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:44 am (UTC)
FYI, forgiveninasong is a RL friend of mine and pretty damn okay. :D
stoney321
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:47 am (UTC)
HAHAHA, SOPHIE! I saw that she was your friend! Tell her you have been in my HOME and we have kissed GOODBYE. <3
(Merry Christmas, sweetheart!)
quietlyboloney
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:42 am (UTC)
face meat

FACE MEAT

lol
stoney321
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:47 am (UTC)
HA. It is the food of my skull bone. :D
roonilwazlib6
Dec. 24th, 2011 01:58 am (UTC)
That Slim Jim present? My brother would seriously be so happy with that lol.

Do you know if anyone is gonna pick up Mad Men over at HDJM in March?!?!?!
stoney321
Dec. 24th, 2011 02:07 am (UTC)
Hahahaha, bucket o'heart attack, MERRY CRIMBUS.

There is someone that has hinted at wanting to do it, but won't know for sure until mid-January. I'll be sure to update here and there if we add it. :D
maybe1ce
Dec. 24th, 2011 08:52 pm (UTC)
Great post, whore.






COME ON, SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.
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