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I just deleted Bon Jovi lyrics

rewritten to explain that I just got a shot in my butt. You're welcome. Friends don't let friends listen (or think about) Bon Jovi.

I had to go to the hard-core Cipro level antibiotics, as I've got some random ass infection in my head meat that wants to kill me. But you know what? I AM STRONGER THAN THE GERMS. Well, now that I'm armed with napalm, or whatever the pharmacy gave me. Also, my butt is sore. SHOTS. :(

I know that the five people that read the RHoBH recaps on HDJM are desperate for last night's recap, but it's going to have to wait. See: ill. Also, this is sort of a vacation week for all of the writers (even though there is a hilarious Sherlock recap, not to mention Melody's awesome X-Factor finale recaps.)

I stayed up way too late last night researching Serbian Orthodox customs for a one-shot. Um, for the fireman AU, and yes, I realize that it makes no sense. Hopefully it will? Or I'll get rid of this infection and see a bunch of gibberish on a page and delete it and laugh at myself.

Oh, I keep meaning to mention this: remember the post I made a while back about Purina pet foods? I got rid of everything and switched Sally Derg and the cats to Blue Buffalo Wilderness foods, and it's NIGHT AND DAY. Like, within a day or two. Hope Cat, who is technically a Senior Citizen, frolics and plays the Eskimo way with the kittens and Sally Derg, and Hope's fur is thick and luxurious now. Smudge (boy kitten) has stopped sneezing, Sally Derg's fur also feels amazing and she's eating far less and looking far better. So in case you wondered how accurate the whole "Purina food is killing your pets" thing is, um, I can see a visible difference physically and in their behavior.

I'm going to crawl back into bed and watch old Ren & Stimpy cartoons, because it's the greatest cartoon ever. EVER. If you can quote Powdered Toast Man to me, we are automatic BFFs, just so you know.

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kita0610
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:29 pm (UTC)
You give love a bad name.
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:32 pm (UTC)
SHOT IN THE BUTT AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, KITA YOU GIVE SNOT A BAD NAME.

IDK, I'm ill, indulge my crazy. :D
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windrider1967
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:37 pm (UTC)
LOL you can always send the Bon Jovi lyrics to the certified, graduated from high school in 1985, headbanger/hairband nostalgic Klainer !!!! Sorry - but yeah, I'm old enough to be most people's mother around here in the glee world, tho I can;t necessarily say that's true - cause I have met waY too many "parental Gleeks"
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! Oh, I'm older than the average Tumblr fen, too. (I'm in my 30s) But still: friends don't let friends listen to Bon Jovi. ;) I was all about The Cure and Beasties, yo!
moosesal
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:44 pm (UTC)
I hope you're better soon. I hate sinus infections.

I've heard good things about Blue Buffalo. Buddy's on Nutro Natural Choice and he loves it. He's even happier since we switched him to the senior formula. Every animal is different but when you find a food that they'll eat and makes them healthy, it is so worth it. I know some people just go with cheap food, but my vet's advice was to feed your pets the best food you can afford. Which I think is good advice -- don't skip your rent to feed your animal, but don't just buy crap because it's cheap either. When I was unemployed Chris and I talked about the cost of Buddy's food and it was worth it to us to skimp on some of our extras in order to keep him on his regular diet.
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:54 pm (UTC)
SALLY!! <3

The cats' dry food is Nuturo and they love it. My Sally Derg goes BANANAS for the Duck and Turkey canned food, like, she flips out. We've been feeding her cuts from the hog the Mr. has been bringing back from the hunting lease, (a little duck, too) so she reacts like she's going on a trip with Dad - it's hilarious. It's about $2 per can, which isn't cheap, but I mix it with some dry food, and she only eats the one time a day, now, instead of two huge scoops of shitty Purina dry food a day. (And less pooping, too.)

I'm right there with you re: feeding them well, especially now that I've seen the massive change before my own eyes. Sally's getting up there in years, too, but she's so much for vibrant now. Crazy.
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punkkitten2113
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:46 pm (UTC)
Are you clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?? ;) As soon as I saw your music theme, I knew this was going to be a hilarious post!

I have to admit that I'm more of a royal kilted Yaksmen fan myself, but there's nothing like Powdered Toast Man. I remember being sad that the gameboy game didn't have any of the commercial characters in it.....

ANYWAYS

Whoo for obscure Fireman AU research! Can't wait!!

Thanks for the soup, by the way, I'm feeling much better. I wish I could say the same for your ass...
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
SEE? BFFs NOW. I mean, come on. COME ON!! I test people out in Real Life by spreading my nostrils and saying curtly, "No, Sir, I don't like it," and seeing if they get it. If they do: I pull out magic beans and let them make all the wishes they want. WHEE!!!!

What...rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over the neighbor's log? What's great for a snack and fits on your back: It's LOG, LOG, LOG! Oh, Billy West, your voice is my favorite.

YAY SOUP! YAY MY ASS! Wait... lol. (Also: I've had this bar of soap since I was a chiiiiiiiiild!)
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brunettepet
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:02 pm (UTC)
You obviously encountered one Ren's collection of rare, incurable diseases! I hope the butt shot has been perfected in the past 13 years and your disease is now curable. Now go lay on your stomach and let the magic bullet do its work!
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:13 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, I DID. I am actually feeling loads better, and it's only been a few hours. PHEW! It's been miserable around here - I went to bed at 6:30 on Christmas and woke up at 11am the next day. THE HELL?

<3
lynnenne
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:05 pm (UTC)
Ouch! I would pet your poor butt, but that would be inappropriate. Feel better soon, honey! <3
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:13 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh, and I haven't been on FB in ages - I'm going to NYC the second week of January, so no NYC hookups in Feb, boo. :(
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flaming_muse
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
1) Powdered Toast Maaaaaaaaaaan! (Although my own favorite bit was pretty much the entirety of the episode "Space Madness"... and I cannot think my parents have ever been any more filled with joy than the day I stopped saying "you bloated sack of protoplasm" at random intervals.)

2) WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS? YOU ARE WRITING MORE OF THE AU OMG!!!!!!!!! (Also, my inbox is always open to you.)

3) One of my parents' cats was recently diagnosed with a potential autoimmune disease of serious sorts... and then they switched him off of Purina and now he's gaining wweight and seems not to have said disease. So.

4) Now I have Bon Jovi in my head. :P

5) *HUGS YOU ALL UP YOU POOR THING*
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:16 pm (UTC)
WHY ARE WE ALWAYS MFEO? Oh, because we are. You know this means I'm now going to show you my perfect Ren and Stimpy impressions, right? I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR NYC.

YES! Well, a random back story? I also have an idea for Blaine's mom and when she leaves because she can't be in the house anymore, but now I'm just being indulgent. I will OF COURSE spam your inbox, as long as you promise to do the same. <3

3) THE HELL?! Wow, if that's not a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is.

4) I am SO SORRY.

I forgot what 8 was for but 5, 5, 5, 5 for everything, everything, everything, everything! (I'm feeling so much better now, it's crazy. Hey, good medicine, what?!)
evamagick
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:14 pm (UTC)
Gar, poor sicky. Hope you get better soon!

And aaaaamen to not feeding your pets Purina. We switched to Wellness Core a couple years ago and it turned all my senior citizen cats (who are now 12, 13 and 14) into kittens overnight. They eat less and it's gentle on their tummies (one of them is a bioterrorist when she's sick, and that's completely reduced). It's pretty expensive at first, but if you think about it, it's not that bad when you realize that's the only food they eat. I spend more a month on fast food. And it cuts way down on vet bills. My cats completely snubbed Blue Buffalo, but I applaud any pet food that isn't the crappy commercial stuff.
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:19 pm (UTC)
Oh, the complete absence of hoarking is the BEST THING EVER. And my cats aren't eating as much (ditto on our dog) so it's balancing itself out, for sure. Also, as you said: cuts down on the vet bills.

My cats are really digging Naturo, which is slightly less than Blue Buffalo - IDK if you're still looking around, but that might be worth a try? Anything NON-PURINA = WONDERFUL.
secondalto
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:23 pm (UTC)
And what exactly is wrong with Bon Jovi? *crosses arms defiantly*

In all seriousness, feel better, Stoney. I'll send over Kurt and Blaine and anyone else to tend to you.
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:34 pm (UTC)
They aren't Metallica? THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG. Well, mid 80s Metallica (90s Metallica blows, everyone knows that.) Hahahaha.

Thank you!! OH, I AM GOOD WITH YOUR PLAN, YES.
a_mistletoe
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:26 pm (UTC)
Gah! Why do you get injections in the butt when the pain is in the head? IDEK. I hope your numbness pays off. I have had the thing in the head since JULY and have been on horse pills ever since. Still there whatever it is. I hope for new headpiece after the hospital FINALLY gives me an appointment. cannot join in Ren and Stimpy convo because it wasn't a staple over here. weeps

Have Booth's butt in compensation.
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:36 pm (UTC)
It was a steroid shot, and now I have a penis, DID THE DOCTOR DO SOMETHING WRONG?!?!

Whoa, since JULY?! We need to get you into a better doctor! WHAT THE HELL, NOW I AM ALL WORRIED AND WANT TO CUDDLE YOU AND GIVE YOU SOUPS AND MELON-BALL YOUR HEAD CLEAN. I'm sorry!!

....and a lovely butt it is, RAWR!
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elizardbits
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:32 pm (UTC)
CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS LAURA

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
stoney321
Dec. 27th, 2011 06:53 pm (UTC)
WELL DUH, I KNOW HOW HARD YOU WORK OUT. Imma hold on with my teefs!
entrenous88
Dec. 27th, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
I hope the super butt shot of brain-meat-infection-killers kicks in right away and makes you right as rain! <3
stoney321
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:28 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOODNESS, J, IT IS TOTALLY WORKING. Rain = always right. I am nearing rain. :D

<3 <3 <3 <3 to yoooooouuuuuuu!
turnonmyheels
Dec. 27th, 2011 09:39 pm (UTC)
Feel better, Stoney.

That's a command.
stoney321
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:28 pm (UTC)
YES MA'AM!!!!!! <3 (Hope you had a WONDERFUL Birthday and showed that Jesus dude how it's done!)
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stoney321
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
Oooh, that was a wonderful reminder for me to pick up more yogurt, thanks especially for that! I haven't been on antibiotics in so long, I almost forgot about that! <3
luvxander
Dec. 28th, 2011 01:35 am (UTC)
Powdered Toast Man: I, Powdered Toast Man, do solemnly swear to relieve the American citizens of their basic human rights.
stoney321
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
DO YOU SEE WHY I KEEP YOU?!
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crevette
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:22 am (UTC)
For you, sweetcheeks...
stoney321
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Also, HELLO, STRANGER!!! <3 <3 <3
war_of_ataraxis
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:13 pm (UTC)
Oh god, Ren and Stimpy, one of my favorite "inappropriate" things from my childhood. Its better than bad, its good! It's log! It's log! </p>

And now I have them performing "shot in the butt and you're to blame", with Ren in a nurse's outfit giving Stimpy an oversized injection in the ass stuck in my head. This post, it all runs together!

(and shhh, I love Bon jovi, but it's okay I have a ... Questionable selection of music)

Blue buffalo is an amazing pet food line, along with Wellness and Taste of the Wild. I've worked in a farm store for four years (again, shhh, don't judge me) and its amazing to hear how great the all-natural pet foods are for their animals, and how much it's helped them. I can't stand when people feed their pets bottom of the pile pet food -- it's like the equivalent of eating Ramen and hot dogs for your entire life (well, worse, but still). After reading several of the exposés on pet food ingredients, it's amazing that anyone still feeds most of that crap to their animals. Shudders.

Feel better soon!

stoney321
Dec. 28th, 2011 03:33 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha, I enjoy your vision of nurse Ren 100%. (Ahahaha, I will forgive you for loving Bon JOvi. THIS TIME. lol.)

I switch with the canned foods of Wellness and Taste of the Wild now, as well, for a little variety. Sally Derg loves her wet food. <3 UM, FARM STORES ARE MY FAVORITE. It's where I can get proper gardening supplies (I'm a Master Gardener and want REAL PRODUCTS FOR MY GARDEN, I thank you!) and yes, add me to the list of people who realized that even the expensive store bought foods that are commercially produced are CRAP.

I boosted a signal not too long ago about the dangers of those products after realizing how sick it was making my fur babies, and boy, the change was INSTANT. And they're all so much happier, including me. <3

THANK YOU!!! *hugs*
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webeh
Dec. 30th, 2011 08:05 am (UTC)
I totally misread your first sentence as "I got shot in the butt" and was like "WHAT?!?!" My mind immediately when to hunting rifles, deer, and friends with bad aim. I'm really glad that was not the case. ;)
stoney321
Dec. 30th, 2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
LOL - yeah, no deer rifle to the tukus! Just a steroid shot. Oooooch. ;)
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