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Faking energy until I actually have some

First, please proceed to the recap of your choosing (or select all:)

Supernatural
Vampire Diaries
Merlin
Hoarders No big, just got a message from Matt Paxton saying: "great analysis. loved the pet analysis. you are so dead on. thanks for writing an accurate and compassionate review." Just a message from my bud [glee!!]
RHoBH (also on its way by 3pm CST, both last week and this week)

And! I am actively seeking someone who can put on an Editor hat and double check/correct posts. You're looking at a time commitment of maybe an hour and change a few times a week - Tuesday, Wed. and Saturday being the big days. There will be love and kittens in it for you. And then one day, money. ONE DAY. <--determined face. Email me at heydontjudgeme[at]gmail.com with EDITOR in subject heading if interested. <3 FILLED! I love you guys, thanks for the response. :)

Second, please note that not only does Glee come back from mini-hiatus tonight (with recaps on HDJM later this evening) but SOUTHLAND DOES, TOO. With recaps on HDJM tomorrow. And can I say that while I enjoy what I do, I would really like to get my hands on screeners so I can slow down my break-neck pace of writing, because I have to churn out 5 shows in 72 hours and that is just a lot. I relaxed so damn much on my vacation, it was ridiculous. (Yes, this is what one does, I know. But I'm ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING.) Plus I was shamefully late to everything, and I hate being late. Even if it was just 5 minutes. People's time is important to me, zomg.

Third, please click on the cut and take my EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SCIENTIFICAL POLLAMATRON. Someone's very life could depend on it.

Poll #1811543 HERE. TAKE THIS.

FACT: Toilet paper goes:

OVER the roll, hanging away from the wall.
45(84.9%)
UNDER the roll, brushing against the wall where who knows what germs are lurking there.
8(15.1%)

If you answered UNDER to Question #1, do you know that:

YOU ARE WRONG?
15(100.0%)

I'm not your:

friend, pal.
22(22.0%)
pal, buddy.
27(27.0%)
buddy, guy.
17(17.0%)
guy, friend.
15(15.0%)
secret lover, Matt and Trey, although clearly I wish to be.
19(19.0%)

Laura, I get about _____% of your references.

0 - 10. You're very strange. Yes, I know that's rude of me.
0(0.0%)
10 - 20. I don't watch a lot of "television."
3(4.1%)
20 - 40. I don't remember a lot of things that I watched.
4(5.4%)
40 - 60. I am arbitrarily choosing this value.
21(28.4%)
60 - 80. I like funny things.
12(16.2%)
90. Is nice! HIGH FIVE.
18(24.3%)
99. I LIKE MAYONNAISE. Also, you'd be wrong. It's Hambone.
2(2.7%)
100. I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE STALKER. Doka, Laura. Doka.
3(4.1%)
Which means you're me. O_O
4(5.4%)
Which means you can clean the kitchen for me, thanks.
7(9.5%)


Aaaaaaaaand back to the grindstone.

Comments

( 17 comments — Leave a comment )
flaming_muse
Jan. 17th, 2012 03:29 pm (UTC)
That is a lot of recapping, lady!

*rubs your shoulders and wipes your brow*
stoney321
Jan. 17th, 2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
It really is, esp. given that they each average 2500 - 3500 words EACH. Oy. (And people wonder why I drop some shows like Jersey Shore - too much! Also, I'm not enjoying that show, Cardinal Rule!)

<3 <3 <3
zyrya
Jan. 18th, 2012 09:11 am (UTC)
Wait, what? No more Jersey Shore recaps?
stoney321
Jan. 18th, 2012 01:13 pm (UTC)
It's awful. I don't like most of them anymore. I HAVE TO LOVE THINGS. :(

(I have them recorded, I've just not watched them. Eh.)
secondalto
Jan. 17th, 2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
I'm kind of sadface that you filled the editor position so quickly. But Glee-caps coming back makes up for it. KLAINE for everyone!
stoney321
Jan. 17th, 2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
KLAINE FOR ALL!!!! :D

(And I'm pretty blown away by the response, that's so thoughtful of you!)
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stoney321
Jan. 17th, 2012 07:10 pm (UTC)
That's my LIGHT load. For a while there I had 9 a WEEK. *kills self*

HI SAM HI! <3
podle
Jan. 17th, 2012 06:56 pm (UTC)
Thank you a) for the awesome recaps, b) giving me a poll to fill out (I have an unreasonable love of ticky boxes/boxen); and c) for using the word "hambone."
stoney321
Jan. 17th, 2012 07:11 pm (UTC)
You are MOST WELCOME for those recaps, ticky boxes and HAMBONE. (And I think there are three people that will get the reference...)

<3
out_there
Jan. 18th, 2012 02:37 am (UTC)
You know, I'm actually not sure which way the roll hangs at home. What I do know is that whichever way I hang it, it's always the wrong way about for Mum, who's left-handed and swears it makes a difference to pull the paper off the roll.
stoney321
Jan. 18th, 2012 01:14 pm (UTC)
Let the record show that your mum is wrong, then. (HAHAHA, I AM TEASING.)
out_there
Jan. 18th, 2012 01:32 pm (UTC)
For the record, I am confident enough in my... um, let's just say I'm confident and totally unphased by your judgement. Confident in what, I'm not sure.
a2zmom
Jan. 18th, 2012 02:54 am (UTC)
I'm Jewish. I do not understand this mayo fixation.
stoney321
Jan. 18th, 2012 01:14 pm (UTC)
It's actually a Jack Handy reference. SO I HOPE YOU DIDN'T CLICK ON THAT OPTION. ;D
cdvla313
Jan. 18th, 2012 05:16 am (UTC)
Completely OT, but if you go to broadwayoffers.com and use the code "ONBW112", you can get 40% off tickets for Once.
stoney321
Jan. 18th, 2012 01:15 pm (UTC)
AWESOME INFORMATION!! I was talking with a friend in Manhattan about that very thing last night.

THANK YOU THANK YOU!
medland
Jan. 20th, 2012 01:11 pm (UTC)
My toilet roll sits on the radiator because I live in a ghetto house with no holder. I'm sure you wanted some absolute and utter stranger telling you that.
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