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AWESOME! It's the weekend!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day on Sunday, errbody that celebrates that, and happy "Thank you for not killing us, O God," if you celebrate that one instead.

And happy "I get to sleep in and not buy extra stuff" day for the rest of us! :D As is the custom of my people, I link you to the Easter Parody song I wrote back in 2006 (and tweaked in '09) set to Michael Jackson's Thriller - because it's a) hilarious and b) it's Michael Jackson.

I'll be posting The Bones of You over the weekend, those following that. Oh! and because it's just been a week of awesome people online being awesome about me (and I would like to remind everyone that I do not really take myself seriously, I am a dork, I admit that, and anyone that has read "Meta Posts" of mine and knows me knows that my #1 goal is to make you laugh?)

Having said that.

Dear Anonymous Person in a hate meme that thinks I am an asshat for how I call myself "an authority*" in my "over the top posts on Mormonism,"

You're right. I am an asshat. For your mom. (SICK BURN)

Signed, me - just some schlub on the innarwebs that talks to my friends and is often shocked that people pay attention. (Wow, you had to answer a Captcha just to say you don't like me. That's...your right. And sad. I was going to say sad first.)

WHEE PEOPLE BEING DICKS, TRA LA LA. note to self: this is what happens when you use LJ's search. So...remind me to not do that.

*I actually refer to myself as the Leading Mormon Vampire Expert; let's get our facts straight.

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fishwithfeet
Apr. 6th, 2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
In light of taking a humorous approach to the holiday weekend, I have this terribly hilarious image to share... I need to share it somewhere... but I've determined that FB is not the proper medium.

Photobucket

Edit: I'll make it NOT super huge..omg!

Edited at 2012-04-06 07:40 pm (UTC)
stoney321
Apr. 6th, 2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
moonlite_n_rose
Apr. 6th, 2012 09:26 pm (UTC)
Oh my god.. I twitched then laughed like a banshee and my mom said I'm going to hell, as she laughed too. LOL
brunettepet
Apr. 6th, 2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha!
podle
Apr. 6th, 2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
That? Totally hilarious. THANK YOU.

Also, duh, yes, you are totally the Foremost Authority on Mormon vampires. Who wrote the Sparkledammerung? YOU DID.

Their argument is invalid.
stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 01:42 am (UTC)
YOU ARE WELCOME.

Oh, that's probably why that person hates me, because I dissed Mormons. WHATEVER, I HAVE OPINIONS AND I SAY THEM IN MY PRIVATE JOURNAL, I'M A MONSTER.
flaming_muse
Apr. 6th, 2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
When you and I inevitably have a big showy falling out and I write a tell-all book about it and go on Oprah (shut up, I don't care if she doesn't have a show, I'm going to get a two hour special interview like GaGa) to cry about our failed relationship, people are going to be SO SURPRISED to hear that YOU actually sparkle, you sign every post in calligraphy with india ink from a quill pen on vellum and have it bound in the most perfect leather before you type it up because you think your words are so precious that they should preserved unto the ages like Joseph Smith's tablets (only we can show your words to people), and that you secretly read "Twilight" fanfic for fun.

OH THE STORIES I WILL TELL.
stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 01:43 am (UTC)
I WILL MAKE UP SO MANY HORROR STORIES! You love OOC writing and the word BONER, and you even have that as a TATTOO ON YOUR ARM.

Tsk, tsk, and I thought you were such a lady...

(OMG, the day I have had. FM, THE DAY I HAVE HAD.) <3 you
flaming_muse
Apr. 7th, 2012 02:09 am (UTC)
See, this is how wrong you are. I would never get a tattoo of the word BONER on my arm. Never.

I would get a tattoo of a picture of an ACTUAL boner. Because I'm classy like that.

*hugs you ALL UP*
stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 02:16 am (UTC)
WITH EXORBITANT PUBES CURLING OFF OF BULBOUS, CREPE-Y NADS.

*hoark*

<3
brunettepet
Apr. 6th, 2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
Do you have a T-shirt proclaiming yourself as the Leading Mormon Vampire Expert, cause you totally need one.
stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 01:43 am (UTC)
I REALLY DO NEED THAT SHIRT!
elizardbits
Apr. 7th, 2012 12:09 am (UTC)
ZOMBIE JESUS WANTS YOU TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

SO HE CAN FINISH EATING YOUR FACE
stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 01:44 am (UTC)
THIS IS WHY YOU WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE! You won't succumb to his trickery!
ladycyndra
Apr. 7th, 2012 01:36 am (UTC)
Hey hey!! Show some love for those of us that DON'T celebrate any of that. =P XD
stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 01:44 am (UTC)
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE THIRD OPTION WAS.
luvxander
Apr. 7th, 2012 03:07 am (UTC)
Just remember this, for when you want to kill the haters.

stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 03:20 am (UTC)
HEY CJ GUESS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW?

Drinking wine and giving myself the "how YOU doon?" eyes.

<3
luvxander
Apr. 7th, 2012 03:21 am (UTC)
I ran out of wine, so I switched to Strawberry Daiquiri...I have rum as a back up.
out_there
Apr. 7th, 2012 01:59 pm (UTC)
I am an asshat. For your mom. (SICK BURN)

BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
stoney321
Apr. 7th, 2012 02:12 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA.

Man, I was just having a DAY yesterday. Whew. <3
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I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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