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Oh, such a glorious week in NYC I had. But let me get some business out of the way, first.

Hey, Don't Judge Me, back, perfect, and stronger than ever. We're like Ben Kenobi, but without the random ghostly appearances.
Game of Thrones! Just... Gendry. Shirtless. Sooty. FIST BITE. ETA GUYS. I am not a book reader. Please stop telling me book things if they're not specifically mentioned on the show. I PROMISE I write down every freaking line of dialog as I watch. It takes me all night, but I want to catch the show's names, etc. NON-READER. I feel like I am constantly being nitpicked and I HATE THAT. It's just the internet, and I don't get paid. Thank you!


Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger, she has needs. She don’t want Dothraki starving, cause they all need eats. They go out of Qarth, Xaro pays, she can’t leave. There’s riches in the vault, she’s gotta roll up her sleeves, but while she’s plotting: watch him! Jorah’s gonna get a ship out of Baron Harkonnen! He got that ambition, Dany, look in his eyes! This week he breathing heavy, next week he gone sigh, so: stick by his side. I know he’s all “I love you” and yeah, that’s nice. But he gone keep flirting and trying, but you stay right, girl. And when you get on, Jorah’ll still be following you because he’s seriously into you, Daenerys.


Whatever, that shit's funny. :D


Supernatural with Felicia Day! Oh, geeky girls are my favorite.
Touch! And seriously, these recaps are hilarious. You need to be reading.

More coming later today like Mad Men and the Borgias! Please help us out by "Liking" and tumbling and +1 ing - it helps spread us to new places on the internet. The more exposure we get, the better. :)

I spent the weekend lounging around and recouping from my trip (which involved theater, fabulous food - Lupa was maybe my favorite, CraftBar was pretty spectacular, too and I had THIS WINE, which was outstanding for its price point - museums, Botanical gardens and mastering the subway like a boss.) and came home to a clean house. BLISS.

Oh, and my husband informed me sheepishly that he actually left for a trip Monday night and came home Tuesday night. "What's this?" you might be asking. "What of Stoney's children?!" I asked, too. Oh, no worries. My mother in law just slept in my bed and was in my private space without me knowing, that's all. GAH. I KNOW SHE OPENED DRAWERS AND JUDGED THE STATE OF MY BATHROOM AND CARPETS AND I JUST HATE IT, AHHHH.

*head desk* I'm still D: about it. Good thing I didn't know while flaming_muse and I were in NYC. I would have been a basket case. Also, I learned that I would literally watch Jeff Goldblum read the paper. (Saw Seminar. He was entertaining, the other actors were as well, for the most part, but the story fell apart in the final third.) Book of Mormon was as wonderful as you'd expect, and I completed my group of signatures on my actual BoM. <3 that cast. It's so outstanding, I can't even.

I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN. Okay, I need to buckle down and get to work. How's tricks, gang? What's the 411?

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ruthless1
Apr. 30th, 2012 03:38 pm (UTC)
Why couldn't the old hag stay in the GUEST BEDROOM?????? Arrrgg (on your behalf.) I would totally burn sage throughout your bedroom and just ask the residual icky vibes to move right long - no need to linger in Stoney's bedroom.
stoney321
Apr. 30th, 2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE. I have three kids and a four bedroom house. So. *hands*

I just... that is my private sanctuary! *cries*
ruthless1
Apr. 30th, 2012 03:58 pm (UTC)
aawww man. I am so sorry. And you can't really put your MIL on the couch can you? Darn it. The garage and a cot?
Sage works wonders - whether you believe in or not - it's the actual intention of cleaning out bad or unwanted vibes.
stoney321
Apr. 30th, 2012 04:02 pm (UTC)
Oh, my very first roommate was Wiccan so I know all about it. I just don't want my bedroom smelling like Thanksgiving. ;D

BUT THANK YOU FOR THE LOVING THOUGHTS. <3
ruthless1
Apr. 30th, 2012 04:05 pm (UTC)
That is why I ALWAYS have something very delicious READY TO EAT when I am done. That may or may not have sage in the ingredients. I am not even wiccan - I just like to do stuff like that. I call it de-cootifying.
flosspyromaniac
Apr. 30th, 2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
The mother-in-law thing is kind of horrifying.

I just wanted to drop in and say that I hope you had a fabulous holiday, cos you totally deserved it :)
stoney321
Apr. 30th, 2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
re: my Mother in Law. It's...uh, been a thing with us. She does Not Approve of me.

HELLO! Drop in anytime, I love it! I had a GREAT holiday, and thank you very much for that!
flaming_muse
Apr. 30th, 2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
This is what the title of your post has done to me:

*dingdong*

"Hello! My name is Elder Muse. And I would like to share with you the most amazing post."

"Hello! My name is Elder Klaine. It's a post about a fic writer who tells the best stories."

"She has... so many awesome parts. You simply won't believe how much Stoney can change your life."

"Hello! My name is Elder Fangirl. I would like to share with you this fic of Kurt and Blaine."

(and so on)

"The book of Stooo-o-o-oooo-oooo-ney!"

<3

I can't believe we literally saw Jeff Goldblum read the paper. In real time. Silently.
stoney321
Apr. 30th, 2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
Me llama Sister Stone!
Of Kurt and Blaine! (we call them Klaine!)
They're super fun! (they're great, Ding Dong!)
And if you read these fics we'll show you how to make them come!
No thanks? You're sure? Oh well, that's fine.
HAVE FUN IN HELL. (hey, now!)

You simply won't believe how much this ship will change your life!
This ship will change your life! (hello!)
This ship will change your life! (hello!)
This ship will change your life! *BUZZZZZZ!*

HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ A FREE FIC I WROTE ABOUT CAMBRIDGE?

WE LITERALLY SAW JEFF GOLDBLUM READ THE PAPER. IN REAL TIME. I'm...still amazed by that. I enjoyed him, but...poor, poor direction. (And I'm now convinced that they messed up the set change and had to skip ahead three scenes, which is why it felt off to us. HEAD CANON!) As opposed to head cannon, because I'd be dead.

Edited at 2012-04-30 08:05 pm (UTC)
flaming_muse
Apr. 30th, 2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Me llama Sister Stone!
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

(And we're the founders of our religion! We can be Elders if we want to. :D )

OMG, this is my new head canon, too. Otherwise the show makes NO SENSE. I so badly wanted to get out my red pen.

"I belieeeeeve that Kurt and Blaine were made for each other.

And I belieeeeve that they will be together forever as well.

And I belieeeeve that before season three Ryan Murphy changed his mind about Blaine's year of birth.

I am a Klainer!
And Klainers just believe."
stoney321
Apr. 30th, 2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Me llama Sister Stone!
"You can't believe in them partway.
You have to believe in them all!
My problem was doubting Colfer
And D Criss dropping the ball!

I can't allow myself to have any doubt.
It's time to set my graduate free.
Time to show the world what shipping Klaine is about!
And share the fangirl inside of me!

I BELIEVE! That they'll be in love forever!
And I BELIEVE! That New York will be hard.
But I BELIEVE! That the writers have kind of lost their connection to them!

I am a Klainer! Dangit! And a Klainer just...believes! Oh I believe!

I BELIEVE!
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stoney321
Apr. 30th, 2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
Ugh, Anne. It's just one of those "WAS THE HOUSE CLEAN? DID THE CHILDREN BEHAVE?" moments. But yes, NYC was fabulous. :D

Oh, high school... Emily is going into junior high next year and I keep looking at her asking HOW? If the bricks thing works, do let me know. :D
ravelqueen
Apr. 30th, 2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
hey, just a heads up, it looks like HDJM is down? I mean, maybe it's just me, but I keep getting a 403 error...

super glad your holiday went well, try not to sweat the MIL thing too much, now what's done is done, no need to needlessly stress yourself now...
stoney321
Apr. 30th, 2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
yep - I'm on it. We crashed a server, we're being moved online to a new place. (Everyone's visiting, yay! I mean...)

GAH. ;D
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dovil
May. 1st, 2012 12:12 am (UTC)
SHE MASTURBATED IN YOUR BED!

No need for thanks.
stoney321
May. 1st, 2012 12:25 am (UTC)
So THAT'S why my bed smelled of desperation and lost dreams, GOT IT.
dovil
May. 1st, 2012 12:28 am (UTC)
And why your pillow stuck to your hair.
stoney321
May. 1st, 2012 12:34 am (UTC)
Actually a grey dust seemed to settle everywhere...

*hooooark*
tabaqui
May. 1st, 2012 04:51 am (UTC)
Oooooooh, my. Did Mr. Stoney at least change the sheets after she left? I really cannot cope with someone in my bed, and in my house when i'm *not there* and *not prepared*. Yeesh.
comedyquiche
May. 1st, 2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
Question: Full review of Glee from this past Tuesday - still happening?
stoney321
May. 1st, 2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
Writing it right now, in fact! ;D
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