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I have decided a few things.

  • I will take my arthritis medication again, even though I could have a heart attack (in theory: my heart is as strong as an ox. A dainty ox with lipstick, but an ox.)

  • I will remember to stretch after exercise so I don't whimper on the couch.

  • I will buy a better seat for my bike so I don't break my *pussy bone after riding for an hour over bumpy roads. *Thanks, Tahmoe!

  • I will meet somecandytalkin at Blue Goose for margaritas and laugh about fandom.


I have a group of kids coming to my house, but the moms are a BLAST so we'll turn the Nitrous Oxide on upstairs and make the kids watch Finding Nemo while we drink and flash boobies. HA HA! There will be jumping in the THUNDERDOME (which will be emptied upon crazydiamondsue moving in at the end of February. One of the moms is a closet Buffy-fan (I mentioned her a while ago) so there could be porn. Or, links emailed. They are probably better moms than me and read that stuff when the kids aren't around. Huh. I should try that.

No Godfather-Jossed! today, but I know all three of you are crying in your keyboards over that. Heee!

[ETA] I FORGOT!! My stalker neighbor bought me ROLLER SKATES!! Like, old school boots and heels over four wheels skates!! Which on one hand is AWESOME because I LOVE to roller skate. But I think she wants me to break my leg so she can "care for me." Back off, Annie Wilkes!! *skates away in joy*

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slackerace
Jan. 27th, 2005 06:40 am (UTC)
You put Finding Nemo in the same post with boobies and pussy bone (not to mention porn). You are so going to hell.
stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:10 am (UTC)
Yep. See ya there? Hee!

I realized last night that you were the person that turned me onto LJ. You can either feel proud or ashamed. I'll leave it up to you.

Well, I'm grateful, at any rate.
slackerace
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:26 am (UTC)
Glad to be the catalyst of your LJ gratitude. I may not comment very often, but I read and laugh/cry/cringe/roll my eyes at each and every post. Keep them coming!!
stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)
Nah, no worries. I kinda veered off of the Spuffy love, huh? ;-)
beadattitude
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:08 am (UTC)
A dainty ox with lipstick, but an ox.

Does this mean we call you Babe now? What shade of lipstick does a blue ox wear?

I'm still debating on the whole arthritis med thing meself. ::sigh::

I'd offer you a soak in my new whirlpool bath, but oh - still not here. ::fume::

And I am! I am crying in my keyboard over no Godfather!

You should so get a bike seat with gel in it and a little dip in the middle. Awesome!

stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:14 am (UTC)
HEEE!!! BABE! I love it. I think (if I HAVE to be a folktale character) I'd like to be Slue-Foot Sue from the Pecos Bill tales. Pretty and ornery.

I abuse my whirlpool bath almost daily... Here's the drill: I take 20mg (the highest dosage) of Bextra for my old lady knees. It works like a CHAMP. I mean, I had to stop running (and climbing stairs and biking and LIVING) because of the damage. Bextra gets me back out and playing, so heart attack/shmart attack. (That warning is more for those with a history, which I do not have.)

The problem is: it's my husband bike. SO changing the seat may not be an option. BUT. I have REALLy bad knees, and shouldn't bike anyway. Roller skates! Crap! I forgot to add that part to my post.

*goes to ETA*
hellziggy
Jan. 27th, 2005 10:05 am (UTC)
I've heard that roller skating & roller blading are excellent for bad knees because they work your quads and your quads take stress off your knees.
stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 11:57 am (UTC)
Yep. biking is the WORST thing to do to your knees. Next to running stairs (both of which I used to do, hence the speediness of the deterioration.)

And? It's FUN and CHEESY!!!
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stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:14 am (UTC)
Yep. Didn't you know I live here? (I used to live in Lakewood, now I live in the 'burbs up north)
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stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 07:28 am (UTC)
It's a 35 minute drive from LH... Hee! (My folks live there.)

I was just thinking that once it warms up and the pool in my neighborhood opens, you should come up with the girls. It's a mom-dom pool, so flabby arms and bellies are the style of the day. And the toddler splash area is a blast. Play date!

(My friends and their kids coming up today have me thinking about fun moms...) *wink*
viciouswishes
Jan. 27th, 2005 08:47 am (UTC)
A dainty ox with lipstick, but an ox.

You could be my uni's mascot. ;)

I will buy a better seat for my bike so I don't break my *pussy bone after riding for an hour over bumpy roads.

I had that same exact thought after riding my bike.
stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 11:58 am (UTC)
Good lord. Just... ouchie.

GIMME AN "O!" GIMME AN "X!" WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? ME!!!
sangueuk
Jan. 27th, 2005 08:48 am (UTC)
What stalker ? :::puts down binoculars::: How come you have a freakin' stalker and I don't? And all this talk of ladies' wobbly bits, I think you're a dirty bird. :)
stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 12:00 pm (UTC)
My stalker is the chick that never knows when to go home, and her red-neck husband talks about my boobs. In front of my husband. With drool on his chin. Yuck. But? SKATES!!

And I'm a FILTHY bird. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
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stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 12:01 pm (UTC)
No heart attacks, I promise!

Well, the friends had to leave early today, so maybe later this afternoon? Just for you.
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stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 12:05 pm (UTC)
Isn't that interesting? With us, it's because we are Democrats (basically. More, anti-Republican) in the most Right Wing county in all of Texas, and that is an actual statistic. Scary.

The fun moms I hung with today (they just left) are from my old, liberal, next to the college and the bars neighborhoods. I like some of the women up here, but they make me feel old. They are just so comfortable in their pleated jeans and sneakers with mom-hair, and I still want to play and not give everything over to my kids. Which is selfish, but makes me fun at parties.

(And the mafia-religion thing reminds me of Utah. I wuld love to live there for the scenery, but the people scorn you and your children who aren't Mormon.) And before anyone yells at me about that, my whole family LIVES there, and I lived there, too. Kerfuffle free, please.

And I'll use a web-cam to come to your meetings in the tree house.
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stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)
HEE HEE!! I already said you get the THUNDERDOME. I'm getting a mailbox made just for you. It's in the shape of a coffin because I heard you like vampires. Freak.

Don't you go dissing my new BFLJ. HA!! She lives by my old house and she's one of us. you should get to know her. Likes pretty boys kissing and is funny. *cue heavenly music*

I want to gloss my lips up, use the BIG rollers and get Farrah hair and skate everywhere. If I can lose this extra weight and tone up, I'm going to go as Anya on skates for Halloween. I'm still going to dress Mr. Stoney up like Jesus with a "Who's your Daddy?" button.

My heart will be fine. It will go on, because Celine said so. My knees are extra bendy today - but not like a Barbie because that would fucking hurt - because I took my good drugs. What the hell was I thinking about riding a big 'ol mountain bike up hills for? The construction workers were probably laughing at me with my tongue hanging out and a grimace of pain on my face.
somecandytalkin
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:10 pm (UTC)
Is the pussy bones connected to the flesh curve?
I LOVE the way you think. Let's do it.

In other news I hear Spike has a come-making voice.
stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:23 pm (UTC)
The flesh curve's connected to the clit-stand
Drinks, hilarity, and motorcycles. (outside, at least) Sounds like fun to me. Let's hook up for drink soon, yeah? It's a CRIME to not - you are so close!!

And Spike can make my nipples turn into raisins when he speaks. *dink, dink!*
somecandytalkin
Jan. 27th, 2005 05:09 pm (UTC)
Is the clit-stand connected to the U flesh?
Wheee! I'll email ya and we'll totally do it. This is very cool.

I love it when he swells inside me like a fresh black eye.
stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC)
The piss-slit's connected to the leak shaft
*sniff*

That was poetry. I like it when my clit grows to 15 feet at teh sound of his voice, because then I can get side jobs painting the lines down the middle of the road.

Wow. Are yo sure you want to meet me?
somecandytalkin
Jan. 28th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)
Re: The piss-slit's connected to the leak shaft
A leaking cock is an ILL cock. You've taught me that.

The leak shaft's connected to the pipe-length.

Hee! You'll have to worse than that to deter me. But HOW?
mskakaako
Jan. 27th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)
You make me exclaimation mark happy!!!
Because I miss you, I will say many things...

Haha! I'm not the only one jealous of this somecandytalkin person! Lucky ducky! I wanna laugh about fandom and stupid kerfuffles. OOooh, ooooh, oooh...choose me! Choose me!

Arthritis medicine? For your knees? Aw....poor lil' heifer! Don't go crazy on those roller skates now! I'm imagining Anya from All the Way. And you know how much I love Anya!

Johnny Cash! Boy named Sue! Classic! I also like it because of Sue from Swingers? He was fuuuuny!

Lastly, HAHAHAHAHA! You said pussy bone and boobies! Have fun!

stoney321
Jan. 27th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)
Heee!! That's you and me in the icon! Except one of us needs to be Asian in the icon. And the other one needs more meat on their bones...

Dude, as soon as I can get a cheap flight to Vancouver after April, I'm dropping in on you.

Swear to god. You are one of those flisters I MUST meet face-to-face.
mskakaako
Jan. 27th, 2005 06:09 pm (UTC)
Dude, as soon as I can get a cheap flight to Vancouver after April, I'm dropping in on you.

THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO AWESOME!!!! <--Haha... liek I'm a valley girl!
My cousin is here from NYC and he's bored out of his gourd because it's been raining like crazy. When you come, make sure you check the weather report. It's drop dead gorgeous when it's sunny. Absolutely glorious. Lots to do. When it's raining, it's miserable. Ask your other Vancouver friends. Oooooh...I'm getting all excited about seeing your awesome self. I'm a huge dork because I have seriously fantasized thought about you coming here...several times...in the past. Wheeeee! My dreams are coming true! Yippee!
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