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What my son has eaten today. TODAY. (He's 16)

  • half a jar of peanut butter
  • almost an entire loaf of wheat bread (minus one piece)
  • one pound of blueberries
  • two balls of frozen cookie dough
  • half a gallon jug of milk
  • a handful of raspberries
  • half a pound bag of sugar snap peas

...did I mention that this is in the past three hours? (He ate a whole box of cereal and gallon of milk for breakfast and I have no clue what he ate for lunch at school.) And he just asked me when dinner is going to be ready. Also, my son looks like Mike Teevee after being put on the taffy pull - skin and bones and pushing 6 feet. Seriously, if we could bottle this metabolism, WORLD DOMINATION. Or you know, murdered in the middle of the night by drug companies.

HEY! TEEN WOLF IS UP AT HDJM! S01E02. ALSO: TRUE BLOOD: the finale-ing! SURELY I have Breaking Bad peeps here. I've not seen it yet, but I understand that it was an OH MY GOD episode. Dexter is also there, and Dr. Who returns tomorrow!

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stoney321
Aug. 27th, 2012 11:27 pm (UTC)
The child - up until JUST NOW - has never given two licks about his appearance. Floods? okay. Normal shorts from two years ago that now look like OP courderouy tan shorts from the early 80s? (You know you have that visual!) SURE.

This year he let #2 and I pick out clothes. He's in skinny jeans.

...and they're baggy on him.
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lynnenne
Aug. 27th, 2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Oh, to be able to eat like a growing boy!
stoney321
Aug. 27th, 2012 11:27 pm (UTC)
I WOULD LOVE TO. I would nom all the cheeses and fries!
rikibeth
Aug. 27th, 2012 11:30 pm (UTC)
ERMAHGERD.

I bet if you listen, you can HEAR him growing, like cornstalks.
stoney321
Aug. 27th, 2012 11:32 pm (UTC)
Teenagers are grumpy because their bones are stretching all night long.
empresspatti
Aug. 28th, 2012 01:53 am (UTC)
My Son went though a huge growth spurt from 15-18. He could easily drink a gallon of milk a day. It was nothing for him & his buddy to eat a loaf of bread & a pound of lunchmeat after school (they'd come off the bus STARVING) and then circle the kitchen like a shark around 6p.

I miss those days! Darn kid grew up!
stoney321
Aug. 28th, 2012 02:02 am (UTC)
That is EXACTLY where I am with this one!

My grocery bills are something else... and I make most of our food, too! I'm about to start buying him Hungry Man Meals just to save me the trouble. ;)
Rena Pedersen
Aug. 28th, 2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
bad bugs!
This comment actually applies to your earlier post with the picture of THE SCARIEST THING EVER. I'm posting here because I CANNOT go back there, I am still shaking.
Would you believe I am phobic about caterpillars? Even typing/reading the word freaks me out. If I see one I lose my freakin' mind, and that includes pictures. When someone says to me (patronizingly, always) "But they turn into beautiful butterflies" I say "Screw you, butterflies are just flying caterpillars". When I see a butterfly I run like hell. :(
Am I alone on this?
stoney321
Aug. 28th, 2012 08:12 pm (UTC)
Re: bad bugs!
IT IS A CATERPILLAR NOT A HORRID BIRD-SIZED SPIDER! (okay, I get it. I can't stand spiders or grasshoppers in any type of visual.)

I don't think you are alone, actually! I'm finding a LOT of people that feel this way. I WILL PUT A WARNING ON ANY FUTURE POSTS, omg. ;)
(Anonymous)
Aug. 29th, 2012 02:40 pm (UTC)
Re: bad bugs!
You know, I can't count how many times people have told me, "It is more scared of you than you are of it" ... NOT. POSSIBLE.

You don't have to put a warning up for my sake, BTW. I will still read anything you post because you make me laugh so hard, I can't even tell you how close I've come to needing to needing a change of pants because I'm in serious danger of peeing myself. But still, if you do thanks a lot you are a peach! :)
kseenaa
Aug. 28th, 2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
O.o Geeze... I WANT his metabolism...
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