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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION TODAY WHEN

THIS exists?!



NOT COOL, WORLD. Not cool. I just want one of my own holy sheep balls LOOK AT THAT PERFECTION.

I'm going to cry softly into a pillow, then finish my recaps for the day. This post has been brought to you by THAT PERFECT FLAWLESS INDIVIDUAL INVADING MY EVERY THOUGHT.

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turnonmyheels
Dec. 11th, 2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
I love it when entirely sensible and funny and smart people fall into my fandoms.
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 04:04 pm (UTC)
That fucking FACE. And ARMS. And TEETH. AND ALL OF HIS PARTS, REALLY. (Don't even get me started on Dylan O'Brien being my DREAM BOYFRIEND when I was his age. DREAM. BOYFRIEND.)

I need icons. THAT IS WHERE I AM NOW.
turnonmyheels
Dec. 11th, 2012 04:05 pm (UTC)
Hoechlin is so awesomely MASCULINE. He gives me shivers.

and yeah, O'Brien IF ONLY
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
SHIVERS. Moans. Burning loins. ALL OF THOSE THINGS.

JFC.
calliecat
Dec. 11th, 2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
ok - I'll admit I have no idea who this guy is... but he is really hot. I just need to know that he doesn't know it (that he is hot). That can make or break my fantacization (is that a word?)ability.

stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 05:13 pm (UTC)
THAT, my darling, IS TYLER HOECHLIN. He is a werewolf on MTV's Teen Wolf, and is frequently shirtless, chest heaving.

HE IS A GIFT TO HUMANITY. He is also a great, down to earth dude in real life. SO YEAH. Fantasize away!

(And there is so much ho-yay on that show, it's redonk. Here's a fun video to get you started on your downward spiral with me!) lol
calliecat
Dec. 11th, 2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
hhmm... thanks for the link - they look like fun boys. Are they together on the show?
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
Ah, I take it you're not familiar with the term Ho-Yay? No, they're not together. The show loves to insinuate that there's something there, and the actors love that, too.

There are gay characters on the show, however.
brunettepet
Dec. 11th, 2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes, Tyler is white hot and this pic is admittedly drool worthy. Holy heck, smile and arms and hair and stubble you have certainly got my number.

Teen Wolf is infecting my flist in the most enticing way. I am trying to stay strong, because do I really need another fandom this close to the holidays? I have cards to write not Sterek to read. I must stay strong!
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 07:21 pm (UTC)
YOU NEED TO SUCCUMB. They're hot dudes and silly stories, what's not to love? (The show is silly, there's awesome fic out there!)
firesprite1105
Dec. 12th, 2012 04:11 am (UTC)
I just spent 3 weeks reading nothing but Sterek, unable to get a damn thing done, so I feel your pain. That said, fic in this fandom hits every kink and trope EVER. It's hilarious and amazing.
darkhawkhealer
Dec. 11th, 2012 06:59 pm (UTC)
This is totally where the difference between gay girls and straight girls is never more clear. You look at that and think "GUH."

I look at that and do this headtilty thing where I squint and I try to see what you're seeing. And I can say that he has nice arms, but my eye keeps getting drawn to (what is presumably) that sweat stain on the collar of his shirt, and all I can think is "EWWW. He probably SMELLS."

Also, I totally noticed the motorcycle before I noticed the guy. Did you see that, Stoney? There's a motorcycle there.*gigglefits*
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 07:21 pm (UTC)
...me being attracted to a man is the way you can tell the difference between a straight girl and a gay girl? THE DEVIL YOU SAY! :D

Mmm, I bet he smells like a MAN. Rawr. Lol.
elizardbits
Dec. 11th, 2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
I will sex up ALL THE LADIES and I still wanna ride off into the sunset on his face so obvsly YMMV.
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 11:12 pm (UTC)
I just want to ride on his face. And by face I mean MANSWORD OF PLEASURE.
firesprite1105
Dec. 11th, 2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
I joined Tumblr last week and my feed is 85% pictures of this guy.

*whimper*
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
ONE OF US

ONE OF US!

Hee.
firesprite1105
Dec. 12th, 2012 04:13 am (UTC)
I am just so sad that I got Tumblr after someone posted this amazing Sterek vid using old footage of Hoechlin and it was freaking seeeeaaaamless, man. If I ever find it again, I am gonna reblog it twice a day.

Also, it's just criminal that the dude is never prettier than when he's shirtless and chained to stuff. My GOD.

P.S. I enjoy your icon.
cindergal
Dec. 11th, 2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
Oh look, he does know how to smile. ;-) He's even yummier that way.
fiveandfour
Dec. 12th, 2012 01:10 am (UTC)
Well, personally, I go for the "what a genetic freak!" thing in an attempt to convince myself I shouldn't stop and stare at pictures like that for a couple of hours.

Then I stop and stare at pictures like that for a couple of hours. (Other things may happen, too, but let's not let this get too weird, ok?)

poshcat
Dec. 12th, 2012 05:31 am (UTC)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE, STONEY.

Plus, I don't know him either. What the hell is going on here, anyway?!?!?!
stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 01:54 pm (UTC)
TEEN. WOLF. That's Tyler Hoechlin, who plays Derek Hale. He's the "Angel" of the werewolves, minus the Shanshu. (yay!)

Also he has a total bromance with the guy in my icon, Stiles. I LOVE THEM.
wandering-bat.insanejournal.com
Dec. 12th, 2012 02:02 pm (UTC)
He was even an adorable kid!

It's good genes, I guess.

(Out of curiosity, how do I post a photo in a comment?)
stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
I don't think it's possible for someone like THAT *points up* to have a bad face day. Or year. Ever. *fans self*

How to put in pictures: [img src="link to picture"]

make the brackets > symbols instead. :D
wandering-bat.insanejournal.com
Dec. 12th, 2012 03:41 pm (UTC)
stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
Road to Perdition, WHEEE!!! I just want to move into his hair and live there.
nemesisstar
Dec. 12th, 2012 03:24 pm (UTC)
I stumbled upon Teen Wolf about a month back and I gotta tell you...when Derek Hale appeared on my screen for the first time I'm pretty sure I blacked out for a few minutes. Holy Hotness. He's sexy with a capital SEX (yes, that is a letter, why do you ask?). The man checks all my boxes. Dark hair? Check. Gorgeous smile? Check. Manly hands? Check. (the importance of manly hands CANNOT be overstated!) The absolutely incredible abs don't hurt either. :o) Not to mention he just seems like a really cool guy. LOVE. I'm also very much into looking at the dude who plays Chris Argent...yeah, he does it for me.
stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 03:35 pm (UTC)
YES. All of those things and you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT UNDER-STATE THE IMPORTANCE OF MAN HANDS. Rawr.

(I, too, enjoy the face of Chris Argent. Yes.)
nemesisstar
Dec. 13th, 2012 05:30 pm (UTC)
Just had to comment on your icon. Holy balls! I had no idea the guy who plays Stiles had such a bangin body! *fans self* Wow...and he's totally the guy I would have gone after in high school too, fyi. ;)
kseenaa
Dec. 17th, 2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
Not that I know who he is, but that is one fine man. I have a weakness for guys on bikes, I will admit... :-)
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