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ETA That The Bachelor is back on HDJM for all your douchetestant needs. :D

First, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was OUTSTANDING last night. For me to laugh at. Wow, the hubris is just baffling to me and also really funny. Here's my recap, and there's an excerpt right here for you to test drive:

Taylor is juicing what appears to be soggy linen napkins when the door rings.  It’s her psychic, someone “connected” to Oprah.  Miss Alisha (and her spiritual entourage that insist on pulling her hair and making her bend and twist to get answers from “Father”) comes in with a treat for her.  It’s a black rock for her to “get intimate with” until she lets out her discharge (I am not making that up), and that she isn’t supposed to “touch her bead with her fire finger.”

Some of us need to touch it, Miss Alisha, who are you to dictate what beads get touched until one discharges?

And then AND THEN she goes on to say to Taylor that, and I quote, “WHEN YOUR TONGUE GOES UP, THE SACRED ELIXIR COMES DOWN” and the oral sex jokes just write themselves here.  Don’t forget to touch his “bead” with your fire finger, too.  Some dudes don’t know they’re gonna like it, HEY-O.
I have a ridiculous amount of fun writing these, and the Legolas/Yolanda jokes will never get old for me.

Second, Teen Wold has taken over my brain. I'm not complaining. Liz's recaps continue, for those not hip to the fact.

Third, Bomb Girls, a Canadian show, has started back up along with the recaps and we're pretty much the only place you can talk about the show, we've found. Laura M's recaps are right here.

Fourth, I appear to have written a Teen Wolf fic, for those inclined to read such things. It's posted here.

Fifth, I am downing TW/Sterek fic like there's no tomorrow and bookmarking fics I like. You can find those here, if you're curious. (More to come later.) Also, I'm finding that everything Helenish and Devildoll write up on Tumblr hits me right in my faves.

Sixth, I'm about to have a business meeting for the gardening show, which makes me happy, but before I sign off for the afternoon, I wanted to say thank you so, so much for all of the sweet messages and little bits of encouragement you've sent to me over the weeks. I really and truly appreciate them. <3

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mangofandango
Jan. 8th, 2013 06:24 pm (UTC)
Stoney! I have been reading LJ on and off but have somehow missed your posts. I blame the weird downtime, i guess. Anyway, I wanted you to know that I thought about you this morning and worried a little bit, because I couldn't remember you posting lately. And then I saw you tweet about HDJM and was glad and came here and read everything you've written lately. So. Hi. :) Thanks for writing, and I hope 2013 is good and kind to your family and that all becomes well in your world. <3
stoney321
Jan. 8th, 2013 07:59 pm (UTC)
Hello there! Oh, you haven't missed anything, because I've been offline, mostly, for a few weeks. <3 That's so lovely to know you were thinking about me, so THANK YOU for that! <3

Much love to you, sweetie and consider yourself virtually squeezed by me.
oatmellow
Jan. 8th, 2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
Seventh: The Bachelor is BACK! http://heydontjudgeme.com/2013/01/08/the-bachelor-season-sean-ep-1/

Also, YAY on the business meeting!!
stoney321
Jan. 8th, 2013 08:00 pm (UTC)
YAY! Adding the link now, and the business meeting was most successful, huzzah! Also, there were tater tots. :D
ravelqueen
Jan. 8th, 2013 08:30 pm (UTC)
can I just say I laughed really hard at the fact that you wrote that you need more on all of entangled now's long fics? YOU ARE NOT ALONE STONEY THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH OF THEM!!

(also yes, liz's recaps are the best, I'm waiting anxiously for them every week)
stoney321
Jan. 8th, 2013 08:31 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA, I am glad my bookmark notes are helpful like that! :D

YAY LIZ! I think she's funny as hell. She'll be starting on Spartacus soon, and I AM EXCITE.
kouredios
Jan. 8th, 2013 10:41 pm (UTC)
*hugs* Glad to see you back!

And I am SO looking forward to the gardening show, I am.
stoney321
Jan. 9th, 2013 02:34 am (UTC)
Hello there! I have your rec posts bookmarked, and am excited to see what goodies are coming out of Yuletide.

And I am VERY GLAD that you're interested in the gardening show! :D
kouredios
Jan. 9th, 2013 03:05 am (UTC)
We are total HGTV/DIY show junkies in my house. :D
tinkerbell86ca
Jan. 8th, 2013 11:36 pm (UTC)
Hi lovely lady! I like you, a lot.

I am going to expand my square foot garden this year form 1 large box thing, to 2-3 large box things. Yaaaay!
stoney321
Jan. 9th, 2013 02:35 am (UTC)
Aren't you just the sweetest? <3

More plants, HOORAY!! That's awesome, and GOOD LUCK TO YOUR THUMB'S GREENING.
lynnenne
Jan. 9th, 2013 04:31 am (UTC)
I so want to see you on my TV! Here's hoping your meeting went AWESOMELY.
stoney321
Jan. 9th, 2013 06:59 pm (UTC)
I want you to see my on your TV!!! So far, so good! <3
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