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I have an issue

And it's that I can't get enough sandwiches. My kids are calling me Joey Tribiani, because I - Look, I just really like a good sandwich, okay? Then you crisp it up in a panini press, and it just takes it to 11 and yeah. My kids told me last night that they are NOT having sandwiches for dinner any more this week. HEY I AM AT LEAST CHANGING THEM UP, WHY DO YOU KIDS SUCK?

Whatever, I'll eat one for my lunch. (Brie, blueberries and strawberries, balsamic, basil leaves on challah bread. Again. Because it's just.that.damn.good.)

ION, I think I might have to Tumblr Savior Dylan O'Brien and Tyler Hoechlin from my feed, because I cannot deal with their faces. It's possible that I am needing to be the meat in that sandwich. THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. Really. I have no life. ION 2, I realized that I'm not getting enough calories after dl an app on my phone to track my workouts, etc., and HA! Like, to the tune of needing another 700 calories, which explains why I've been feeling lethargic lately. You know what this means, of course.

Poll #1914672 what does this mean?

do you know what this means?

more sandwiches.
59(93.7%)
anything but sandwiches because I hate joy, sunshine, kittens, and deliciousness.
4(6.3%)

Random statement time!

I hate bananas.
10(10.5%)
I have an almost unhealthy love of bananas.
22(23.2%)
Bananas, frozen, blended with Nutella = the best ice cream EVER
26(27.4%)
that above statement might possibly change your life.
25(26.3%)
I have been incredibly unhappy with Community this season and haven't even bothered to watch the last three eps.
12(12.6%)


I feel strongly that I need to get into the show Hannibal. I also feel strongly that I am not going to be able to deal with the new season of Teen Wolf given how I am freaking over the promo. (I almost feel like it's spoiled the whole season for me, in a weird way.)

SANDWICH TIME.

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shadowvalkyrie
May. 21st, 2013 05:03 pm (UTC)
In addition to the frozen-bananas+nutella, there's another gross (imo, your mileage probably varies, which is why I'm telling you this :D) recipe, which... I wonder whether that's made it across the ocean yet? BBQ-dessert! After the barbecue, you put bananas (in peel!) on the roast over the remaining heat until they're all brown. Then you cut them open length-wise and mix a spoonful of nutella with the warm squishy mess inside, and voila, quick, dishes-free dessert! Enjoy!
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 05:07 pm (UTC)
GROSS?!?!?!!?! NUTELLA + BANANAS IS THE CURE FOR EARTH'S ILLS, OMG.

Oh, you're talking about Banana Boats! That's an old camping dessert. We'd modify them this way: split the peel and banana down the middle to make a crevice, jam bits of chocolate and marshmallow in there, wrap in foil (to move it in and out of the fire easily) and let it sit in there until the peel is blackened.

Nutella in there would crank that to A MILLION. (We just never brought Nutella with us camping, because my camp directors hated love, happiness and bunnies, evidently.)
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jenbooks
May. 21st, 2013 05:18 pm (UTC)
I LOVE SAMMICHES!
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 05:29 pm (UTC)
ME. TOO. *fist bumps you*
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stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 05:30 pm (UTC)
It can't decide if it's going to rain here, or not. The county west of us is getting hammered, we're just getting the clouds and humidity. Bleh.

BE SAFE AND CAREFUL AND ALL OF THAT, omg, water bottles, emergency lights, etc. <-- you can take the girl out of the apocalyptic cult, but you can't take...

<3
flaming_muse
May. 21st, 2013 05:23 pm (UTC)
1) YOU NEED MORE CALORIES TO FUEL YOUR BODY, YOU SILLY WOMAN.

2) SANDWICHES ARE PRETTY MUCH THE BEST FOOD EVER.

3) OMG BANANAS + NUTELLA??? MY MOUTH IS SERIOUSLY WATERING RIGHT NOW.
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 05:31 pm (UTC)
1) I KNOW! I thought I was getting enough, then I turned to Science. HUZZAH!

2) I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE NOT LIKING THEM, I REALLY DON'T.

3) HOW HAVE I NOT TALKED ABOUT THIS?!?! OMG, Nutella makes a crunchy version, and that + bananas on wheat bread is insane. INSANE.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING. Wait, me too. Shoot.
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jaysons_lady
May. 21st, 2013 05:26 pm (UTC)
Speaking of Nutella, there is a recipe for a flour free Nutella pie, that is basically just Nutella and eggs. http://kirbiecravings.com/2012/03/2-ingredient-flourless-nutella-cake.html

Also I am going to have to try that banana/Nutella ice cream thing now.
I <3 Nutella. :D
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 05:32 pm (UTC)
I've seen that!!!! OMG, my mouth watered at the sight of it. DO. WANT.

Nutella = food of the gods.
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brunettepet
May. 21st, 2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
I hated bananas (smell, texture, slimy peel) until I was in my 30's and then it was like a switch flipped. I wonder what changed in my brain chemistry. Look into that would you, Ms. Science?

Your kids are jealous of the love you're showering on the panini press! It's not like you're making them toasted cheese again and again and again (though i could eat those every day of the week because you can add so many different ingredients to shake them up).
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
*puts on lab coat* I'M ON IT.

I think you're right about their jealousy. Just because I coo and rock it to sleep at night doesn't mean that I don't care about...what the hell were their names?
secondalto
May. 21st, 2013 06:13 pm (UTC)
There is nothing wrong with being Joey Tribianni. He's my favorite. Plus SANDWICHES ON PANINI YUM.

NUTELLA with all the things. Okay, not all, but still....
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:44 pm (UTC)
NUTELLA WITH ALL THE THINGS, ALL: shampoo, motor oil, Canada geese, Sally Dog's tail... It's the sweet world's version of bacon! :D

And you get bonus points for your icon.
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kuzu_no_ha
May. 21st, 2013 06:45 pm (UTC)
"Deck the halls with balls of Challah"

I had a sammich with ham, spicy guac, and warm melty brie on a toasty gf english muffin. The gluten free english muffin actually TASTED LIKE A REAL ONE. I can't even tell you how exciting that was.

I've been told Hannibal is awesome. It's on my list. But since I'm behind on everything, it will be awhile.
I did however, make it through the two season of Borgias on Netflix. I kind of love knowing the history so I can say things like "Oh thank god it's the year that douchebag dies!"

stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:43 pm (UTC)
Ugh, I am so behind on picking up new shows, it's ridiculous. Well, summer is coming, which means hiding indoors in the afternoon, so I hope to catch up that way!

Guac and brie, huh? Hmm, I've never thought of those tastes together before. (Nor guac and ham.) LET THE EXPERIMENTING BEGIN.
luvxander
May. 21st, 2013 06:46 pm (UTC)
Enjoy!
 photo sandwich_zps587eb01a.jpg
killabeez
May. 21st, 2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Enjoy!
Oh my gooooooddddd that picture. *mouth waters*
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lycomingst
May. 21st, 2013 06:58 pm (UTC)
I am indifferent to bananas but I can't find it in my heart to hate any fruit. 8 ]
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:41 pm (UTC)
I like your attitude towards fruits, I must say! Except I do hate mangoes. Too sweet for me. ;)

I AM SORRY I'm not sorry MANGO LOVERS OF THE WORLD.
ladyvyola
May. 21st, 2013 08:11 pm (UTC)
I only voted against sandwiches 24/7 because I'm diabetic and have to restrict my bread intake.

Otherwise I'd be eating my current favorite, roast beef with butter, horseradish cream, cheese, and homegrown microgreens on nice, toasty french slices as much as possible.

So damn all joy, sunshine, kittens, and deliciousness.

::sob::
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:39 pm (UTC)
(You know this isn't an actual scientific poll where you have to be accurate, right? You could click all the things and skew the data, NO ONE WOULD KNOW!) :D

Mmmm, that sandwich sounds pretty damn tasty!
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dovil
May. 21st, 2013 08:51 pm (UTC)
Sandwiches are THE BEST! I can turn anything into a sandwich. Give me a sandwich and some more bread: it's a sandwich sandwich.

In conclusion: EAT MORE!
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:36 pm (UTC)
DRINK MORE YOU SAY? I'm on it.

If I die, give my liver a proper Viking funeral. It should go up in flames quite easily.

(Your sandwich idea made me think of this from SNL.)
copykween
May. 21st, 2013 09:12 pm (UTC)
Mmmm, sandwich!! I've been eyeing the press you mentioned in an earlier post for a while but the price kept me from committing. Glad to know it is worth it! It shall be mine, oh yes, it shaaaallll be mine!

I really adore Hannibal, though I will admit it wasn't love at first watch. For some reason, I just never care for Laurence Fishburne. It's nothing against him as a person, and he is certainly a wonderful actor, but....something about his acting always rubs me the wrong way. Which makes sense in my head but typed out, eh, not so much.

ANYWAY, I kept seeing so many people rave about it, I gave the show a second chance and now I just LOOOOVE it. In fact, I usually watch each ep twice, because there is always just so much to take in. <333
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:34 pm (UTC)
I have to say it's definitely giving me my money's worth. (Grill up meat and veg, then make paninis! HOORAY.)

Laurence Fishburn is tricky for me, too. (So are Charles S. Dutton and Forrest Whitaker. I'm ALWAYS aware that they're actors Acting. Drives me nuts.)

Everyone I know that's watching Hannibal feels that way, ergo it's time for me to get on the bandwagon! :)
violethamster
May. 21st, 2013 09:37 pm (UTC)
anything but sandwiches because I hate joy, sunshine, kittens, and deliciousness.

Well I don't like them on sandwiches, that's just wrong.
stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:27 pm (UTC)
HEY STRANGER!! *hugs you all up*

You're right - open face focaccia for sure.
lissysadmin
May. 21st, 2013 09:59 pm (UTC)
My mouth is watering
Between the Nutella, the paninis, the photo of the caprese salad sandwich and the gif of Blaine in Stoney's comment...... Well, my mouth is just watering. That's all. Bananas? Good and good for you, but really Nutella can improve anything, right? I have to go find something wonderful to eat, now.

stoney321
May. 21st, 2013 11:28 pm (UTC)
Re: My mouth is watering
Mm hmm, all drool worthy, yes? :D

NUTELLA. I'm telling you, it's the food of the gods.
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