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1. I really need an agent to take a chance on my sense of humor. I say this after putting the final tweaks on a Tu-Pac/California Love joke about the Book of Mormon's "people." (It makes sense in context.)

2. I really need a nanny. Or a live in bartender.

3. I really need a giant plate of salty French fries.

4. I really need a big ol' glass of wine. (I get to have that, though! Happy Hour in 15 minutes.)

5. I really need to stop beating myself up all the time. For example: I actually did accomplish things today, even if I did laze about for a portion of it. Also, I'm looking super cute today, and I NEVER compliment my looks, because that makes me feel weird and uncomfortable.

6. I really need to get over that last one because I'm okay and you're okay. *head desk*

7. I really need to know you are having a good day! And if not, watch this and then you really need to let yourself smile. :D

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brunettepet
Jul. 30th, 2013 09:59 pm (UTC)
I heartily agree with your first six statements. No, I can't see you through your screen but if you say you look cute I totally believe you! Look how cute that dachsund gif is. You obviously know what you're talking about.

I am having a completely lazy day that involved a four mile walk (this humidity is killing me) and a lovely trip to Central Market for staples (beer and milk) and have since done nothing but look at our destinations for family vacation and panic about language barriers in European countries I've never been to.

This trip is so far out of my comfort zone it's got it's own place in my brain pan. At least there will be delicious things to eat and drink and I can point and pay like a trooper! I think I'll join you in the alcoholic beverage department.

Edited at 2013-07-30 10:02 pm (UTC)
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
I didn't work out at all. Well, I did pushups and bounced around the house, but no walk for me because, as you said, the humidity is AWFUL. I am JEALOUS of your trip to Central Market. I have to wait untiul tomorrow.

I'll send my husband to go with you - he's fluent in Hungarian. Pay him in beer and he'll be delighted. :D (That sounds amazing! But so many people there speak English, don't let that be a factor.)

*pours you a glass of Cab*
brunettepet
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
I didn't think you could edit a post once it had been responded to, but it looks like we hit enter at the exact same time :D Your husband speaks Hungarian? Awesome!

A trip to Central Market makes the day better.
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:13 pm (UTC)
My husband's first wife was from Hungary and he learned the language that way. (He's one of those people, though, who learns languages through osmosis. It's gross.)

Central Market tomorrow for grillin' meats, wine, and bread. MMMMM. Dinner for the week, sorted. <3
wesleysgirl
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
Okay, that puppy totally melted my heart.
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
RIGHT?!?!?!

I want to kiss her leetle face.
cindergal
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:19 pm (UTC)
I can totally get behind #2-7. Also, puppy!!!
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:27 pm (UTC)
It is wine o'clock! *slides cheeseboard your way*
ladycyndra
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:33 pm (UTC)
OMG cute wiener doggie! I have one of those. She's so cute! =) Also, if you and I are ever to meet, we will celebrate with a HUGE plate of salty fries!!!! XD
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:38 pm (UTC)
Our family friend growing up had a herd of Dachshunds, some long-haired, some short, and they all were so hilariously cute. <3

FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES. Seriously, they're the perfect food. ;D
flaming_muse
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:45 pm (UTC)
You do need all of those things!

And I adore you!

My day is getting better every minute it gets closer to bed time. OMG tired.
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:05 pm (UTC)
SO CLOSE TO BEDTIME, omg!!! And remember, we decided that tomorrow you'll be healthy! :D And I'll be around to encourage that wonderful story idea or help push you to finish the NYADA fic. :D

<3 <3 <3 TO YOOOOOOUUUU.
alittleacademe
Jul. 30th, 2013 10:51 pm (UTC)
SALTY. FRIES. Damn it. Wait, it's Ramadan, places will be open, I could totally go and get some.

P.S. You're awesome, as ever. I would come and be your nanny. All the steak I can eat, right?
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:06 pm (UTC)
SALTY FRIES. Seriously, it's the food of the Gods. GO GET SOME!!!

YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE STEAK YOU CAN EAT. Also, we get to drink when they go to bed/to school. \o/
alittleacademe
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:47 pm (UTC)
I WENT. Spicy chicken burger, salty fries, hot apple pie. Hurray for everything being open super-late!

Stoney, I just had a mad fit and looked up 'cheap flights to [where you live]'. There are none. Sadface.
stoney321
Aug. 1st, 2013 12:33 am (UTC)
THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO MY SOUL, THE LACK OF CHEAP FLIGHTS TO ME. :(

OMG, I would looooooove if you ever could come back. (And if ever I'm in England, I would consider it a crime against humanity to not find you.)
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stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:07 pm (UTC)
After the day I had, it's def. a nanny. :D (She could enforce chores, ergo defeating the need for a maid!) BUT I WILL TURN DOWN NO HELP AT THIS POINT. *grabby hands at adult helpers*

Aww. Thanks for that. *hugs*

How freaking cute is that puppy? Speaking of grabby hands... <3
kita0610
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:00 pm (UTC)
Fries! Wine! Puppy! YOU!

HI. *glomps*
stoney321
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:08 pm (UTC)
HI!! Swap my name for your name in your list, and those are some of my favorite things!!

<3 <3 <3 *neck raspberry*
fabrisse
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:21 pm (UTC)
I love the puppy! Very, very cute.
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:24 pm (UTC)
The only thing cuter is a kitty! ;)
podle
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:24 pm (UTC)
I would like to believe that in an alternate universe I am able to be a "live-in" bartender for awesome, creative, people. I would totally also make snacks. I'm just saying...
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:24 pm (UTC)
YOU SAID THE MAGIC S WORD I AM FAXING YOUR APPLICATION PACKET THROUGH THE AU TUBES.
podle
Aug. 1st, 2013 05:10 pm (UTC)
My alternate existence is gonna be SO COOOL!!!
(Heading off now to figure out where the AU pneumatic tubes are located in my office building.)
halfmoon_mollie
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:49 pm (UTC)
Awww!

Sending you a hug. Because I need one too. Giving is almost as good as getting.

stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:25 pm (UTC)
This is so, so true. *hugs you so tight your feet come off the ground*
entrenous88
Jul. 30th, 2013 11:56 pm (UTC)
You are going to find an agent you cracks up with you over your references and then sells the hell out of your book. I BELIEVE, STONEY!

Super cute Stoney, yay! Take a moment to look at yourself in the mirror and do a slow nod and a quiet, "Awww, yeah," under your breath, because you deserve it. <3
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:26 pm (UTC)
I HOPE SO!!! *clicks heels and claps*

Ha, I'll TOTALLY think of you when I aww,yeah myself! I might even throw in a hip shake. And then crack up. :D
killabeez
Jul. 31st, 2013 12:40 am (UTC)
Pupppppyyyyyy.

If it helps any, you inspire me by being the kind of mom I like to think I might be, and because your posts make me smile.
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:26 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOSH. So yesterday was a bad mom day, and this comment totally helped me turn it around last night, no lie. So THANK YOU for that.

<3 <3 <3 <3
pluckygirl
Jul. 31st, 2013 12:56 am (UTC)
I would totally love to give you glass of wine. I wish you had an Amazon Wish List of wines so you could just be randomly surprised with wine. Then you would feel like I feel after looking at the GIF of the puppy. :)
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:27 pm (UTC)
So....I think I should post a Amazon Wish List for wine. That is like, the best idea I've ever heard! I have absolutely no expectations, of course, but that would be FUN to build a virtual wine cabinet! <3

YOU ARE AWESOME.
pluckygirl
Aug. 1st, 2013 01:35 am (UTC)
OMG DOOOOOO IT!!! I will of course send you a bottle. Unless it's Gallo wine, I get that for free. So I would just ship that to you. :)
stoney321
Aug. 1st, 2013 02:11 am (UTC)
WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU GET WINE FOR FREE?! *slides over* HOW DID THIS MIRACLE HAPPEN!?

(And lol, I've been building a wish list on Snooth - you can't really do it properly on Amazon - for about two hours now. HEE! You're a terrible [read: excellent] influence on me.)
pluckygirl
Aug. 1st, 2013 05:57 am (UTC)
I have a friend that works for Gallo and they give her shit loads of wine for free. Every two months or so she'll call and ask for my order. I don't drink wine myself, but my mom likes white wine every so often and I give some as gifts or to my sister. Only Gallo wine though. :)
lynnenne
Jul. 31st, 2013 02:49 am (UTC)
You are cute ALL the time! Even cuter than that pupppy, which is REALLY FREAKING ADORABLY CUTE.
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:27 pm (UTC)
HOW FREAKING CUTE IS THAT PUPPY?!?! I don't think I'll ever tire of her! <3 <3 <3
txvoodoo
Jul. 31st, 2013 03:17 am (UTC)
You posted a dachshund. I IMMEDIATELY FELT BETTER. Sooo much love, girl!
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:28 pm (UTC)
THEY ARE INHERENTLY ADORABLE. As you well know. :D
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stoney321
Aug. 1st, 2013 12:32 am (UTC)
Gurl, that self-dislike is PURE mom b.s.

You 100% are the most photogenic lady, it's disgusting. :D And all of the beautiful parts of you that you pointed out are absolute gold. GOD YOUR HAIR, YOUR HAIR! *lusts*

And in the vein of not hating on myself, the first thing Entrenous said when we got her at the airport was, "I swear, you're ageless." AND I'M SORRY BUT NOW SHE IS MY FAVORITE. Except you said that, too. So you can leg wrestle for #1.
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stoney321
Aug. 1st, 2013 01:17 am (UTC)
I think you're missing how I'm trying to set up an ultimate cage fight between you two.

:D
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