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I know that YOUR calendar says the 7th, but in New Zealand, it's already one of the most important days of the year: TODAY DOVIL HITS 30!

I mean, she's 23, with perky boobies and fabulous hair, which she really does have. According to surveilance photos.

In honor of her birthday, crazydiamondsue and I have a little party planned on LJ. We have a few fics (per Dovil's request from previous posts) and an icon, which I encourage you to use with wanton abandon. The sun is beginning to shine on her birthday morning, and so I give you the first fic: Threesome in Africa.

Request: I want to read a story where Buffy meets up again with Spike and Angel post NFA and there's talking and healing and beating drums in the forest and becoming one with the Earth Mother. Okay, that sounds dulls, maybe they can just all have sex instead. Yeah, that would work.

In the deep jungles of the Congo, she finds them. She had seen the smoke from their fire above the tree line before she was sure it was them. The bright of the full moon shines down on her boys, making them look like marble in their nakedness. The earth is thrumming with power here. She is not afraid. She may not be The One, but she is still One with power, and the earth knows this.

She steps into the circle of light from the fire and they turn to her. As Spike's eyes soften with regret, Angel's eyes harden with desire. Something else - from the look of it, she thinks. She unbuttons her top and lets it fall to the ground, and she steps out of her pants. She forgets about the clunky hiking boots she wore for her jungle-trek and she stumbles on the cuffs tangled about the soles. She looks up with a silly grin at her boys.

"Care to help a girl out?"

Both men step forward. Spike grabs her hand to steady her while Angel lifts her leg at the knee and untangles the clothing at her foot, then slides off her shoe.

"So. You guys get the same mystical message I did, huh? I was told to bring some weird oil and get naked when I found you. Since I wasn't sure if that was metaphorically get naked or what, I thought I'd jump the gun. Looks like you two thought along the same lines. So. Who wants to share?" Buffy is absentmindedly tracing along her taut belly with her fingertips

Spike makes a disparaging noise and says, "look. I know we were supposed to meet up, talk Mother Earth, healing, our futures and all, but we are naked, pet, and damned if I can't think of at least five things I'd rather do with you whilst naked than talk." Spike raises his hand in the air. "Who fancies a shag?"

Angel looks disappointed and pulls a very large object from behind a log. "But... I had to carry this mystical drum all the way out here."

Spike and Buffy look at him, dumbfounded.

"Fine. If we get sucked into some weird portal because we didn't use the drum, it isn't my fault."


"Okay. You boys sure know how to wear a girl out."

Angel was trying to keep his balance, his head resting on Buffy's, who was sitting on the drum, her legs wrapped around Spike's... um... face, who was (unnecessarily) breathing very hard and trying to keep from slumping over. Spike let out a deep laugh that rumbled on Buffy's inner thigh, making her squeak. Angel finally let himself fall over, satisfied. He just happened to fall so his head rested against Spike's thigh.

"Told you we better use the drum."

Spike let his hand rest on Angel's flushed face. "When you said ‘use the drum,' can't lie, mate. I had a completely different image in mind."

Update: all fics are located here for your ease of laughing. Happy Birthday, Toots!


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Mar. 7th, 2005 09:55 am (UTC)
Mar. 7th, 2005 10:10 am (UTC)
Well, it is for Dovil, after all. Ha! Wait until you see Sue's fic.

Hee!! I'm all about spreading the love if I can...
Mar. 7th, 2005 10:20 am (UTC)
Mar. 7th, 2005 10:28 am (UTC)

*spritzes your throat so your cackle becomes a tee hee*

Share the Kiwi love, I say!
Mar. 7th, 2005 10:26 am (UTC)
Awesome, as usual, love. Man, it's hard to type while giggling.

Happy birthday, Dovil!
Mar. 7th, 2005 10:28 am (UTC)
Ha! Wait until you read Sue! She is comedy GOLD. (Of course, she and I both acknowledge that Dovil is Comdey PLATINUM.)
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Mar. 7th, 2005 12:45 pm (UTC)
What's not to love?

Oh, but not TOO happy, you know?
Mar. 7th, 2005 11:24 am (UTC)
uh oh, watch out for that perfect happiness!

*fangirls you*
Mar. 7th, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC)
Well, that's why *Spike* is there. Can't be perfectly happy with his sarcasm hanging about, right? ;-D
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Mar. 7th, 2005 12:45 pm (UTC)
I hereby declare that Spike's official slogan should be "Give it a poke" from your (soon to be posted, RIGHT??) fic.
Mar. 7th, 2005 02:18 pm (UTC)
LMAO. Best use of a drum, eva!
Mar. 7th, 2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
And yet no one has used "bang on the ol' drum..."

Hee! Where can I get one of those mystical drums? ;-D
Mar. 7th, 2005 02:49 pm (UTC)
::snort:: So funny.
Mar. 7th, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
Drums are hott. That's hott.

*channels her inner Paris Hilton*
*kills self*
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Mar. 7th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC)
Yes. We should all have a mystical drum. And Spike and Angel to show us how they work.... Ha!
Mar. 7th, 2005 04:59 pm (UTC)
Love this!!!!
Can't think of any drum quotes, but for some reason
Bang a Gong, Get it On is running through my head now.
Mar. 7th, 2005 06:55 pm (UTC)
BWAH!! Bang a gong was TOTALLY in my head. I get to have lunch with you in less than two days!!

In the meantime, feel free to snag the icon and spread the love. I'm making a master list of fics Sue, Uberaeryn and I (and anyone else) wants to write up for her.
Mar. 7th, 2005 08:15 pm (UTC)
Wheee! No, I get to have lunch with YOU in less than two days.

I will most definitely snag the icon and can't wait to read all the other fics. It appears, however, that I just broke my lj (and possibly my brain) and must go watch the Deadwood ep I didn't finish Sunday whilst I try to regroup. Al said 'cuntstruck' or possibly 'cuntdrunk'. Either way, *that's* a winner.

Yay! Master List! My ease of laughing salutes and thanks you!
Mar. 7th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
I want Dovil to have a birthday every day.
Mar. 7th, 2005 08:56 pm (UTC)

cried her liver, NOOOOO!!!
Mar. 7th, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC)
LMAO...a nice tribute!!!!
Mar. 8th, 2005 05:01 pm (UTC)
Angel looks disappointed and pulls a very large object from behind a log. "But... I had to carry this mystical drum all the way out here."

Spike and Buffy look at him, dumbfounded.

"Fine. If we get sucked into some weird portal because we didn't use the drum, it isn't my fault."

Hee!! They had sex and were funny. It's like all my hard-core kinks rolled into one. :D Ohhh, and you guys are writing those stories, I'm cooing over this and you all as if you were a basket of kittens because, awwwww, you guys are gorgeous. Gorgeous!
Mar. 8th, 2005 05:21 pm (UTC)
Hee!! Sue kept the list, and we sussed out what we wanted to do fer ya.

And besides: these are stories that MUST be told!
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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