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Rise and Shine!

"Laura! Go tell your brother to rise and shine!"
-I'll rise, but I won't shine.

Hee! Got a bit of mail from tx_cronopio Saturday about moms and their lack of sex, among other things. Hee! Highlights:
*I love my children. But I am not in love with them. I am in love with my husband.
*I often engage in the parental pastime known as God Forbid. (What if, God Forbid, someone were to snatch one of my children? God Forbid.) And I imagine if they were ALL taken, and how there would be life beyond because I have him.
*My husband will say that we, he and I, are the core of what he cherishes, that the children are satellites, beloved but tangenital.
*[If my children hate me for making them moons and not suns] I will tell them to settle for nothing less than what they saw when they looked at me, looking at him.

YESSSS!!! Mr. Stoney, I heart you tunz, underline, underline.

So, so happy today. Arrested Development!! Ione Skye! (God, how many girls my age wanted to be her in Say Anything? WERE her in Say Anything??) "I can't believe we're making love!" And Ann just makes me think of Linda Blair more and more... Puppet hand!

Deadwood! Oh, Alma. Alma, Alma. How are you going to keep this baby? And Al Cocksuckin' Swearengen is baack, baybe! Jane!! I love her as a comic relief, but I want her story, too. The real Calamity Jane had such a sad, sad life. Trixie! "Jew lessons."

Robot Chicken! Scarlette Johanssen was a voice last night. I would run away with her just to sipe her mouth. Wow. That was latent, huh? Seth Green reprised his "white homie" voice from that teeny-bopper movie on Pimp my Sister. Ha ha ha!!

Mmm. Hot cup of Guatamala Antigua (not my favorite, but it was fresh from the roaster), there is a yogurt/raspberry/OJ smoothy and walk in my future, and maybe I'll be able to work out the kinks on this rassle-frassin' Crusilla story and get it out. Otherwise, I may just post a teaser chapter from the Annie Muscial paordy, Connie. Hee!!


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Apr. 4th, 2005 06:23 am (UTC)
See? I knew you'd love it :)

Do I hafta go to work today?
Apr. 4th, 2005 06:47 am (UTC)
I DID love it. :-)

If you promise to walk amongst flowers and sit with your eyes closed in the sunshine, I'll write you a note.
Apr. 4th, 2005 06:37 am (UTC)
Ione Skye! (God, how many girls my age wanted to be her in Say Anything? WERE her in Say Anything??)

1. Ione is in "Fever Pitch," which I saw Saturday night. Small part but very Ionian.

2. Have you watched "Say Anything" with the commentary by the director, John Cusack (he's dreamy) and Ione? I'm sad to say that it reveals her to be, um, how do I say this nicely? Well, she's no Diane Court. ::snicker:: But I will continue to love the movie anyway.
Apr. 4th, 2005 06:47 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'd heard great things about that commentary, but I was pretty disappointed. It's all in the "isn't he great in this scene, isn't she wonderful here" genre. I much prefer when they point out goofs.
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Apr. 4th, 2005 09:17 am (UTC)
Dude, I'm my age and I wanted to be Ione. *Goes to happy John Cusack place.* I went to school with this boy that looked so much like John Cusack that it made school worth attending.

And can you believe it's only 10am and I've already been to work and back? Humidifier off season is bliss.
Apr. 4th, 2005 11:01 am (UTC)
I love John Cusack hard. HARD!

What is this "humidifier off season" of which I am hearing about?
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Apr. 4th, 2005 11:03 am (UTC)
I make 'em. I cup of no-fat vanilla yogurt, 1 cup frozen blueberry/raspberry mix/ 1/2 C OJ (today I used limeade. YUM) blend and drink.

Other days I take out a frozen banana and blend it with 2 C of chocolate soy milk (Silk). Delish.

No smoothies on the walk, but waterfalls, ponds, herons, ducks, and flowers a'bloomin'!
Apr. 4th, 2005 10:40 am (UTC)
Children are satellites? I love that. I should frame that. I say that my house is a dictatorship, and that I'm in charge. No democracy here. My hubby thinks it's hysterical. People, don't let your kids run your life.
Apr. 4th, 2005 11:05 am (UTC)
Isn't that fantastic? The article is form March 27, NYTimes, by Ayelet Waldman.

My fave: "I love my children. But I am not in love with them. I am in love with their father."

For god's sake, your kids are going to be gone one day. You'll be with your spouse for longer, so you better cultivate that relationship!
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Apr. 4th, 2005 12:12 pm (UTC)
ooOOooh. Yes, please. My roaster is a small time operation, but they are close so I get them an hour after being pulled out. Yummy, but limited. I've had huehuetenango before and I loveses it, Precious.

how much do I love you?

<------------------THIS MUCH----------------->
Apr. 4th, 2005 11:22 am (UTC)
I still want to be her in Say Anything.
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
Gah, why did I give Jason a pen!!! *cries as I didn't even have the cool white lily in my hair like Diane Court*

She was pretty funny in her cameo in Wayne's World...
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:00 pm (UTC)
Hey Girly! Read that Modern Love NYT Sunday - cool...
AD did rock, but I didn't see Deadwood - yet.
I gotta question for you - think I'll email...
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC)
Deadwood was of the good. I have apparently spoiled you, that is, if you didn't read TV Guide... Crap. Sorry.
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Apr. 4th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
I have always relied on the kindness of strangers
Tennesee quotage! squee!

and THANK YOU for identifying the actress on Arrested development. it was driving me CRAZY.

have I told you I want to write a fic where Gob shows up at Wolfram & Hart, having the wrong idea about an ad they placed for "magicians"?
I am just envisioning him having a chat with Harmony.

Apr. 4th, 2005 01:00 pm (UTC)
Thank you for being the only person to acknowledge that... And how much do I love it that my kids are woken up every morning (almost) to that quote? Hee!! I'm forcing Morgan to wear a leg brace.

You and your crossovers...

"That's my wife. I fucked her good." I love Gob. (And his idea of a "business model."
Apr. 4th, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)
Dude, not just John Cusack, but she was with Ad-Rock for nine whole years. She's forever immortalized in Ill Communication's "Get It Together". Bwahahahaha...I loved Franklin. Heee....

George, Sr.: Fine. Put the ether on the puppet’s lips, have the puppet kiss her.
G.O.B.: (As Franklin.) I ain’t kissing that old bitch.
George, Sr.: (Strangling Franklin.) That’s my wife, you bastard!
G.O.B.: Dad, that’s my wrist! (As Franklin.) Hey, man, that’s his neck!

Oh Franklin! What about Ann getting all horny over George Sr.'s vows. Heeee!

Also, I need to consult a dictionary, but I'm pretty sure 'tangenital' is dirty.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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