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“Hey y'all! Sue said that y'all might not know the songs to Annie, so I thought I'd sing one for you.

(song from the Connie: The Musical parody fic)

***
Maybe far away
Or maybe real nearby
He may be pouring her O neg
She may be spittin' in his eye

Maybe in a crypt
All hidden for their fun
She's straddling a victim
He's raping a nun

Betcha they're old
Betcha they're swift
Bet they give young girls
To be a swell gift

Betcha their good
(Good as vamps can be)
Their one mistake:
Sold me to slavery

So maybe now it's time
And maybe when I work
He'll be here calling me "baby"
Maybe...

Betcha he's gay
Betcha she knows
Maybe she'll make us-
Oh, God only knows!

Maybe he's strict
Spankins all the time
Don't really care
If the red ass is mine!

So maybe now this prayer's
The last one of its kind
Won't you please come fuck your "baby..."
Maybe...
****

Now that everyone is going to defriend me... Have a good night!”

Transcribed by: stoney321

Comments

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poshcat
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:05 pm (UTC)
I can't get the file to work!!!! Wahhh!!

Please, somebody transcribe it, for the love of God!
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
Do you have Quicktime? Bargh. Hang on. Tell me the error message. (I'm basically singing the song from my Annie Parody: Maybe.)
violethamster
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
If you have Windows Media Player, you can go to http://tobias.everwicked.com/oggds.htm and download something to play .ogg files.
marlo
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC)
I am DYING to hear this! It will have to wait till I get home. ^_^
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC)
There are a few naughty words, so that's probably best. Um, you may want to read the fic in the previous post or you'll wonder what on earth is wrong with me. Heee!!
chantal87
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
You are a total train wreck and I adore you.
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC)
That may be the best thing anyone has ever said to me. Dude, I sang that in my SHOWER so I'd have the best accoustics. How frickin' sad am I?? HOW SAD???

(And how are you doing on No Boyd, Day 1?)
chantal87
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
(And how are you doing on No Boyd, Day 1?)

I'm hanging in there sister.

I spoke with him earlier today. He was exhausted. He is trying to stave off the jet-lag. He hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hopefully he will sleep tonight and get back on track.
violethamster
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
Aw, that was beeyootiful! I think I suffered more gigglefit-induced organ failures though, hope it wasn't anything I needed. I betcha Connor would sound all pretty and girly like that, too.
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC)
I have the most wee voice for someone as "healthy-sized" as I am. WEE!!!

*scoops your pancreas and gall bladder into sacks*
inlovewithnight
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Wow. I really, really love you. :)
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC)
Ditto, toots! (I'm going to pretend your WOW was followed with an exclamation, because I haven't sung in public in a long, long time.)

*plays spin the bottle with you*
inlovewithnight
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, er, yes, I meant exclamantion. Traitorous punctuation. :)

::spins bottle back::
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)
*bottle points at MEEE*

*grins at you, puckers up*
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stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:25 pm (UTC)
Hee!! I had to lock my bedroom door so no one would walk in on me singing in the shower about a Vampire Prostitute Orphan wishing his dad would be his "john."

There is so much wrong with that... Oh. And I may have had 4 margaritas since posting.
mskakaako
Apr. 22nd, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
STONEY!!!! I got to hear your voice! And you said, "Y'all". Heeeee! You have such a pretty voice, not at all Peggy Hill-ish. :D

Will read the fic later. I've been crazy busy, but I'm happy because I'm picking up U2 tickets in a couple of hours. Mr. Kako's connections got us some tix! Hooray!
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)
Well, Of COURSE I said y'all! You do know I'm native down here, right? At least I didn't say: How y'all are?

Peggy Hill. Ha ha ha!! "Hank, be nice to the Meh-hee-kins."

I am so happy for you about the tics!!!

*shares some of her many margaritas with you*

And do you LOVE the Connie pic? Lie and say yes.
mskakaako
Apr. 23rd, 2005 12:45 pm (UTC)
And do you LOVE the Connie pic? Lie and say yes.
No lie. I LURVE it. Connor's shoes are adorable. :D
zyrya
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
Y'all! You said y'all!

I hate you for getting the fucking song stuck in my head, make no mistake, but ... y'all! Now say darlin'. Guh!
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:28 pm (UTC)
makes it better by taking off my cowboy hat, shaking my blonde hair *around my shoulders, putting my mouth on your neck and whispering:*

Y'all wanna fuck now?

You should make a list of what you want me to say. I'm like your personal monkey!
zyrya
Apr. 22nd, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
"I'm like your personal monkey" is definitely one of them.

I'll make that list as soon as I've finished masturbating to your voice. Maybe ... middle of next week?
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
Sweeeeeeeet.

Don't forget the long, blonde hair. Like, Buffy S4 hair.

*iz tied to your bed by my own hair*
somecandytalkin
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha
Stoney, that was jes' beautiful....
stoney321
Apr. 22nd, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha!! You're beautiful!!

Remember: get drunk, bring a veil, sit in the back, and tell everyone to fuck off.
_divya_
Apr. 22nd, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
omg, I'm so torn. On the one hand, you have a beautiful voice! On the other hand, AHHAHAHAHA! Lyrics! HEE!

::loves and adores::
stoney321
Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
BWAH!! Your icon. Hilarity.

The second part of that fic should go up tomorrow night. Heee!! I may have to do this for each post.
marlo
Apr. 22nd, 2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
1. you TOTALLY have an accent! CYUUTE!!!

2. You have a lovely lovely singing voice. Cutie.
stoney321
Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
1. I sound like a HICK!! I (finally) listened to myself. Good Lord.

2. No, 'tis YOU who are the cutie!
cityphonelines
Apr. 22nd, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC)
Woohoo! You rocked the "y'all" in your intro. Niiiice. Such a beautiful song, so melodious. Haven't read it (I worked overtime yesterday and two split shifts today, 'cuz I's a po' ho) but tomorrow it's ON!
stoney321
Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)
Honey, I rock y'all into EVERYTHING I say. I talked to a fellow master gardener the other day (she's in her 50s, from Miyus-ippy) and she greeted me with, "How y'all are?" Heeeee!!

Tomorrow night goes up the second part: where we meet Daddy Morecocks. I am SHAMELESS.
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stoney321
Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:21 am (UTC)
Yes, the headphones were probably a good idea. Now you know why I liked myself into the master bath and sang in the shower. 10 good accoustics, 2) subject matter. Hee hee!!!

According to the LJ FAQ, .ogg files are more layered than .wav, meaning: better quality. I'm nothing if not quality! Ha ha. I'm also a liar.

And I love WinAmp Have used it (almost exclusively) for 8 years. I like the streaming media, read: radio stations. Whee!
spikefan
Apr. 23rd, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
*rolling around laughing 'til it hurts*

And that's just reading the transcript. Mr. Spikefan is watching the soccer game, so I'm going to have to listen later, but I can't wait.
stoney321
Apr. 24th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC)
Yikes. Be alone, okay? Meaning, no kiddoes or anyone who doesn't get that this is CRAZY INSANITY.

Hee!!
kaydee23
Apr. 23rd, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC)
I love it!
stoney321
Apr. 24th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
We may need to have a sing along for the Star Wars extravaganza.

I'll send you your sides. Hee!
lynnenne
Apr. 24th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)
Your voice! Sooooo sweet! I want you to come up to Halifax and do "Kiss Me, Kate" with us. And we could warp the lyrics into incestuous vampire porn. Then the blue-haired ladies in the audience would faint and throw their canes and a riot would break out, and it would be really funny. Except for the bruises. I'm a mezzo -- we could sing a duet! You be Connie and I'll be Lilah LaMorgan. I'll get really drunk and stagger around and you can trip me with your mop bucket!

Thanks so much for posting this. I feel closer to you already. *basks in the closeness of shower stalls*
stoney321
Apr. 24th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
EEE!! Now, normally I'm a mezzo, too. If my dad (a choir master) is shy an alto or a tenor, I can fill in, believe it or not.

I WOULD DO IT. If you were able to come to the Star Wars Extravaganza, I'm thinking a sing-a-long from Lubed! and Connie would be in order. So my neighbors can REALLY raise their eyebrows. Ha ha!!

*thinks about shower stalls and her flist WAAAAY too much*
Smooches to you!
desoto_hia873
Apr. 25th, 2005 10:07 am (UTC)
Hee! You are much braver than me. No WAY would I post my singing voice for all and sundry to hear.

I'm going to have that going through my head all day now.
ex_dovil323
Apr. 25th, 2005 10:46 pm (UTC)
You said y'all like those people on television, and you sing, and you make lyrics that are the funny, and you have a lovely voice! How do you not explode with all your talent?
stoney321
Apr. 26th, 2005 05:40 am (UTC)
Duct-tape and bailing wire. And watching my intake of fried foods.

The first thing I'll say to you when we meet this fall is, "Oh, my god! Say mate! Say... G'day! Now flap like a birdie! A KIWI birdie!"

Then you'll hit me over the head, drag my body to the ocean, and have a great vacation.
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