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In which I bounce from joy to cramping

Can someone get down here and punch my uterus? You know, to make it quit hurting me? I'd do it for you...

My stoopid interwebnet kept crapping out on me yesterday, so there are many things I have missed. But I have a massive To Do list for today, so probably the missed things are gone forever...

Happy things: awesome music downloaded yesterday while the web was friendly. So, so happy, my ears are today. Yesterday Emily and I were getting DOWN with some Hindi dance music. I got the band (B21) that played at the wedding in Bend it Like Beckham and uploaded for your listening pleasure. WARNING: you will bounce your shoulders up and down and rock out. TURN IT UP.

(B21 - Darshan)
(mirror, in case the first runs out)

Now I go off in search of chocolate-covered salt licks. *punches own uterus to no effect*


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May. 17th, 2005 07:33 am (UTC)
Aww, poor baby. ::massages you::

Thanks for the song! It's very dance-around-the-study.
May. 17th, 2005 07:40 am (UTC)
*purrs* I'm going to go for a long walk and s t r e t c h. That should help some.

Isn't that song the bounciest, shoulder moving music? Are ya nodding your head? :-D
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May. 17th, 2005 08:52 am (UTC)
It's always the worst on the first day. Exercise helped some. Mmmm. Tea.

You and the girls will be dancing all over the house later!!

*hugs you, too*
May. 17th, 2005 09:21 am (UTC)
sorry about your poor tummy :::makes you pastina like mamma make:::
May. 17th, 2005 09:37 am (UTC)

MMMM. Yes, please. food = friend today.
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May. 17th, 2005 09:40 am (UTC)
No worries. I got it on the dl, so don't spend any more time on it. Did you download the kick ass Indian music? It's so grood.

I hate my period. I want a hot pad and some nachos and a coke and a margarita and a brownie bottom sundae and chips and salsa and canteloupe and for someone to punch my fucking uterus and be it's BOSS.

You going home at the normal time? I need phone Sue-age. Gotta run some errands, hopefully involving a plate of fajita nachos, then Imma spam you. SPAM. YOU.

Listen to the song. Tell me you LOVE IT. Suuuuuuueeeee.....
May. 17th, 2005 09:38 am (UTC)
Uterus mutiny? Check, me too. Missed a huge amount of fic and posts yesterday? Check, me too (though not due to the interwebnet, but because I was struggling with technology, argh).

Rocking out to B21? ::downloads:: Soooooon.

::punches your uterus:: Now do me.

May. 17th, 2005 09:42 am (UTC)
it's like we're all synching up....

*then makes it better by rubbing your owie lower back with hot rocks*

And HELLO!! Long time no see (your userID)

Music is making my day sooooo much better today. (Right now? Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.)
May. 17th, 2005 09:58 am (UTC)
Re: it's like we're all synching up....
You're right about the B21 song. It rocks, and I've always been a sucker for heavy percussion of any kind. Whee!

I've been in a non-commenty phase recently. It happens every now and again, where I'm content to sit back, put my feet up, and watch LJ go by. Zzzzzz. :o)
May. 17th, 2005 11:38 am (UTC)
Re: it's like we're all synching up....
My theme song is "Heavy Metal Drummer" by Wilco. "She fell in love with a drummer, another and another.... She fell in love."

I'm ALL over the percussion.

Do you know that in a few short months, I'll be out your way? Buying you a drink? WITH DOVIL??

*takes a twitchy nap*
May. 17th, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC)
Re: it's like we're all synching up....
Have you guys finalized the dates of the trip? I'm SO bad with email...
May. 17th, 2005 10:32 am (UTC)
I'm still trying to get the music to download, dammit. My computer is spazzing.

::sends you salty chocolate and hey, wait! I'm closest, I think. Shall I come by and teach that mofo a thing or too? Learn it on up?

Ack rite, Stoney's uterus!

::Pets you and hopes you feel betterer::
May. 17th, 2005 11:39 am (UTC)
Yo, muh-muh-muh-my utuhRUS! you best be listenin to my girl up there! She gone buss a cap in yo... ass. Crap.

I have salt, I have chocolate, and I have a Coke. Fuck the diet today.

*kicks your computer* That hep ya a bit?
May. 17th, 2005 10:39 am (UTC)
*punch* Stupid uterus! Mmm...chocolate-covered salt licks...

Thanks for the tune!
May. 17th, 2005 11:40 am (UTC)
YESH!! Music. Makes the people. Come together.
May. 17th, 2005 11:52 am (UTC)
When you find that person to take care of your uterus, send them my way? Thanks.
May. 17th, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
OMG. I'm serious: we are all synching up.

May. 17th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC)
I think that's pretty impossible considering that some of us are on birth control, which controls the timing and makes it impossible. Don't worry, our uteri aren't trying to take over the world. Well, maybe...
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May. 17th, 2005 12:59 pm (UTC)
ANNE!!! I love seeing your name pop up.
I've been looking for that song for a spell. It's from "Bend it Like Beckham," from the wedding. (A terrific movie, if you haven't seen it - family fun) And HeavyBhangra.com is a streaming radio station I get on WinAmp. Do you have WinAmp? It's free, if not. You can click on Media List and select "Streaming Radio" and get a TON of radio stations from all over the world.

THERE IS A CONSPIRACY. *eyes myself* No, the bones were achey from moving a couple hundred pounds of manure into my garden, plus taking all of the rocks along the edge, rearranging them and making them level, and you know: hard labor. I'm looking forward to menopause.

Chocolate works, too. :-D
May. 17th, 2005 12:49 pm (UTC)
I'm with vicious on that. If you do (by some miracle) find somebody who will cure uterus problemos, send 'em my way, too.

::makes you some tea::
May. 17th, 2005 01:01 pm (UTC)
Everyone's talking about the tea! Looks like I'm heading back to the store...

Too bad they've taken Bextra off the shelves. It worked on cramps like a CHAMP. *points to Coach icon*

I'm going to piss off a bull and hope he bucks and gets me in the lower abdomen.
May. 17th, 2005 01:10 pm (UTC)
Everyone's talking about the tea! Looks like I'm heading back to the store...

Lol. You have seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, right? What Windex is to Tula's dad, tea is to my mom.

Me: Mom? I have stomach cramps. I think I'm going to throw up.
Mom: Oh, honey! Here! (shoves a cup of tea into my hands) Drink some, and then throw up. It will help! ::nods sagely::
Me:: ::grimaces::

I'm going to piss off a bull and hope he bucks and gets me in the lower abdomen.

Hee! That just sounds like suicide. I've a feeling your abdomen won't be the only thing that will receive a good kickin'. Why don't you ask a professional boxer? I'm sure their aim's a bit more accurate...
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