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PSA #8: Practice Healthy Eating
Hi, Kids! Mayor Wilkins with a little message for you. Hey, I know it isn't "hip" or "jive" as the kids say - you kids! Just love the way you talk. Except with all the cursing. No need for dirty mouths - to eat vegetables, to make healthy food choices.

Now, I make my Faithy drink two, full glasses of milk every. Single. Day. Fruits? Sure. Whole grains? You betcha. Gosh, what would we be if we weren't regular? Ha ha.

See, kids, if you don't make your bodies grow strong and healthy, you just aren't going to taste very good when I devour you at my ascension. Matter of fact, here. Have a cookie.

*~*~*
Previous PSAs are here.

Comments

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timeofchange
May. 25th, 2005 06:12 pm (UTC)
This one is my favorite.
stoney321
May. 25th, 2005 06:31 pm (UTC)
Hee hee! I love the Mayor. Absolute most favorite villain EVER.
serenelystrange
May. 25th, 2005 06:29 pm (UTC)
Can I have a cookie?
stoney321
May. 25th, 2005 06:31 pm (UTC)
*eyes your burgeoning plumpness while you eat three*
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slackerace
May. 25th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
I love you so hard!
stoney321
May. 25th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
*puts the lotion on its skin*

Back atcha.
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zyrya
May. 25th, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC)
I love the Mayor! And these are very roll-around funny. And you said "squinches" and your Faith rawks!

(PS a few nights ago I watched 'Chicago' and last night I dreamed I read a Stoney Spangel version of it!)
stoney321
May. 25th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)
HEE!! *jazz hands*

Those jazz hands were up your PANTS.

I love the Mayor so much. LOVE. HIM. So funny... I can just call up his voice in my head at a moment's notice. His and Faith's relationship is one of the greatest on TV. Of all time.
cityphonelines
May. 25th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC)
Dude, just went through all of them. Damn, I needed that! Of course the Xander one is my favorite, 'cause I'm predictable like that. Oh and the Darla one! The Darla one!!

MISS YOU. I FUCKING MISS YOU!!! Also a bit bitter about your upcoming Vinnie-less weekend, I shall go pout.
stoney321
May. 25th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
I MISS YOU TOO!! *sobs BITTERLY*

I'm sending you one of the gift bags. Will that help any? *cries with WOE*

There will be drunken calls to you, to ensure you of our love.

Darla!! Hee hee! My fave, with The Mayor's running a close second.
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entrenous88
May. 25th, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC)
Fantastic Mayor voice! Loved this one the mostest -- perfectly done.
stoney321
May. 25th, 2005 07:35 pm (UTC)
Tanks! I love the Mayor big time. Hee hee! Just the best villain in Jossverse, as far as sucking you in to the TV to get more.
somecandytalkin
May. 25th, 2005 10:02 pm (UTC)
Hey, I know it isn't "hip" or "jive"
Heh. Enjoyed this.

Man, the mayor's a 'jive turkey'.
stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 05:45 am (UTC)
He gonna catch you on the rebound on the med side
lay 'em down and smackem yackem!
*high fives you*

*is secure that I speak the latest jive*

The greatest two word combo in all of Engrish: jive turkey.
likeadeuce
May. 25th, 2005 11:13 pm (UTC)
heeheehee.

that's all.
stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 05:45 am (UTC)
ha ha ha!!

Nerfherder.
pinkdormouse
May. 25th, 2005 11:27 pm (UTC)
Here via su_herald. I loved the others, but that was just great Wilkins-voice.

Gina
stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 05:46 am (UTC)
Thank you! I have serious Mayor love. (Even wrote a parody-fic replacing the cast of Silence of the Lambs with Buffy-verse folks. It's a sickness. The Mayor = Hannibal Lecter.)

[/shamelessness]

Thanks again, for taking the time to fb!!
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stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 05:47 am (UTC)
Doomed? More like SCRUMPTIOUS.

*sniffs you inappropriately*
leeannaray
May. 26th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)
This is what happens when I can't get to my computer all day. I have to get up early, to catch up. And you're all funny, and make me laugh so hard, I get milk and cereal all over my keyboard. The mayor's not going to like that at all.

Only 4 more days.

stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 05:48 am (UTC)
EEEEE!! It's coming! The Mayor would want you to won up that you made a mistake, then clean it up. And might possibly have Faith kill you when you aren't looking.

I'll save you.
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violethamster
May. 26th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
Hee hee hee! Mayor love!

Do more!
stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 05:48 am (UTC)
Now I have all the PSAs from my childhood in my head...
shighola
May. 26th, 2005 10:03 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you, thank you for reminding me of all the PSA's from my wasted youth. Kids today! They just don't know what they're missing. I think you should do a series of after-school specials next. Oh yes, indeedy!

Loved the Mayor one and the Darla one, but I think the Angel & Connor one is my favorite - cuz that was my absolute fav PSA of all time - EVER!!! I used to taunt my poor, former hippie, former drug user mother with that one ALL the time. Hee!

*laughs hysterically*
*slowly realizes no one else is laughing with her*
*stops laughing*

You guys did that, too. Right? Right?
*crickets*
Damn!
stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
But of COURSE I did that.

And thanks for coming over and leaving juicy FB, my favorite treat.
lemony69
May. 26th, 2005 10:50 am (UTC)
Hi, I followed the link in karabair's LJ where I've read her Wes-Lilah PSA. After that I had to read yours.
These are incredible funny and I had to laugh really hard. I especially loved Mayor Wilkins and Faith.

I hope there will there be more! *runs off to have a cookie and a glass of milk* ;o)
stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
Well aren't you just a doll for making your self all plump and delicious for me!

Thanks for the comments, BTW. If I get inspired, I'll do more. These type of fics are a thing for me. :-D
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paynbow
May. 26th, 2005 11:03 am (UTC)
Heeheeheeheeheehee! I'm sending this to Kirsty, she'll love 'em! My faves are the Darla one and this one, though...Dru as Smokey the Bear...Hee! They're AWESOME! And so much better than duck bills... *g*
stoney321
May. 26th, 2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
Duck. Bill. In a vagina. WTF? Thanks, Heather!! *smooches you*
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