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AHHHHH!!! It's almost here!

It's here. It's finally here.

STONEYWARS formerly known as Star Wars With Stoney.



HA HA HA. No, no, it's supposed to read: I cut because I CARE.

Itenerary (because this shit is AWESOME to read):
Saturday, 3:16pm - pick up elcazavampiros and crazydiamondsue from train station
4:46pm - sit awkwardly on sofa, try to come up with a conversation
5:02pm - begin drinking. Heavily
5:34pm - bring up the idea of strip-CandyLand
5:37pm - cry my eyes out
6:13pm - begin preparing food
6:57pm - order in pizza
8:41pm - begin the THUNDERDOME™ battle TO THE DEATH
9:14pm - cry over Sue's dead body
11:56pm - call Willow in to work her mojo
1:38am - avoid demon biker gang

Sunday, 12:00pm - take kids to MILs so the REAL partying can begin
1:15pm - stand with sign reading, "FANGURLS TAKE IT UP THE ASS" to let leeannaray know it's me at the airport
3:00pm - somecandytalkin arrives NOT ONE MINUTE LATER, or she's barred from the party
3:13pm - smashsc arrives, or becomes Square. Possibly a dodecahedron.
3:15pm - with a fresh drink in my hand, I hereby declare the party switch to be in the "ON" position
4:28pm - party like I just don't care
8:47pm - due to chaffing, I begin to care. Party less.
9:09pm - distribute gift bags while I'm still able to stand. GIFT BAGS!! EEEE!! Folks, notice they contain personal toiletries. Let's use them, shall we?
10:02pm - more THUNDERDOME™ CHALLENGES - only to the PAIN, this time
10:28pm - call everyone on my flist, piss them off for calling so late, sing Parody fic songs badly, pretend to hang up, breath heavily

Monday, 6:15am - wake up before others, prepare fruit, sausage rolls, coffee, juice - a "continental breakfast" if you will
6:16am - you WILL
7:00am - make sure everyone is up by practicing my trumpet
7:45am pile into vehicles, leave for 8:30am showing
8:30am - STAR WARS, EPISODE THREE: REVENGE OF THE SITH begins. I pass out Kleenex.
8:31am - I forget everything around me and become 7. My driver's license is now obsolete
12:00pm - have lunch at some location, TBD later
1:00pm - take leeannaray to airport (right? When do you fly out, hon?), make a scene at her ankles, bite her to leave a scar to always remember me by.
2:34pm - ignore the remaining people in my house until the leave the next day, and also because this is becoming hard.

OMG!! I need to party. WHEEEE!! I leave you with the image on the second (yes, SECOND!) Iron-On you will find under your seat. No, in your gift bag. (Including such items as stickers, a pencil, and the Faith CD mix).

WOOT! lml ^_^ lml



Also: if you are interested in reading an Original fic about the Emo boys kissing vid, go to bexless's journal. She wrote a fic that was so frickin' good, I've not been able to get it out of my head for two days. Plus? She has a MASSIVE post of pics of boys kissing. WOW. That is all!

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stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 08:02 am (UTC)
Re: I focus on the pain - it's the only thing that's real
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty much what I said in your last post.

HEE HEE!! Tattoine boys. That make sme laugh so hard. I'm off to buy new towels and pretties so you don't notice the trappings of motherhood in my home.

Did you see how specific I was with the times? That was for Caza, since I know he likes to be precise with his time-tables. Heh heh.

WE WILL NOT DEVIATE!! Except when we do.
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stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 08:04 am (UTC)
OMG, stop pressuring me to change my internary. DId you not see that I'm ignoring you after Leeannaray goes home? FIGURE IT OUT. Prolly some BBQ? Casserole? Take out? We'll figure it out.

SHOPPING SPREE?? Are you kidding me? That is the greatest thing EVER!!
lynnenne
May. 27th, 2005 08:06 am (UTC)
SO JEALOUS! *cries* I will be thinking of you when I am standing under the lights at our technical rehearsal tomorrow, looking at my watch, whining "Can I sit down yet??" and getting yelled at while they change the gels.

You guys must all sing in the shower together and make a phone post! *waits*
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 08:08 am (UTC)
SING in the shower. Oh.

Okay.

OMG!! LYNNE!! *cries bitterly for you*

But, dude. If I could be back on a stage? I'd be there, too.

*misses acting so hard*
uberaeryn
May. 27th, 2005 08:12 am (UTC)
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THAT ITINERARY THAT INVOLVES DRUNKEN PHONE CALLS TO uberaeryn!

*glares*
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inlovewithnight
May. 27th, 2005 08:15 am (UTC)
Hee hee hee. I love you. Have an awesome weekend. :)
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 08:25 am (UTC)
You can still come!! If you started driving now... Your car would fall apart in Kansas, and you could hitchhike the rest of the way.

And your new boyfriend (the person who picked you up) could stay, too. But he'd have to leave his axe in his vehicle.
elcazavampiros
May. 27th, 2005 08:23 am (UTC)
Thank you for the extensive details. Now I'll know exactly what's going on. I'll be printing this off and glaring at everyone if it isn't followed precisely.

Is some people gonna have a good time? Yes, I think they is.

Loved the Milennium Falcon.
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
HHHHHEEEEEEEE!! The millennium falcon is my FAVORITE. HA HA HA!! I have to go to the printer's today to make up the Iron-On patches. My printer is out of black ink. CURSES!!! We have to have the iron-ons!!
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stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 10:45 am (UTC)
Holy crap, wasn't that fic AMAZING? I was all tingly in my naughty no nos. I LOVE kissing. I'd ALMOST give up sex for really good kissing and second base.

ANNE!! We will call you. Email me your number.

(Did you see the pic post after it? GUH.)
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swmbo
May. 27th, 2005 09:29 am (UTC)
Heeeeee!! Oh man, have *so* much fun!!
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 10:45 am (UTC)
I will!!! Not too late to start driving down from Kansas...

I'll save an Iron-On for you. Hee!!
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buffyx
May. 27th, 2005 09:49 am (UTC)
THAT IS THE BEST CUT TAG TEXT EVER.
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 10:46 am (UTC)
Heh heh. CUT TAG = OMG, you triggered me!! *slashes, and not for Emo boys*

Wait. I slash for Emo. I want a bumper sticker that says that.
marlo
May. 27th, 2005 10:29 am (UTC)
6:16am - you WILL

LOL!!!

I totally added the emoboys to my memories. That post was HOTTTT, godDAMN.
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 10:48 am (UTC)
OMG. Did you see the pic post after the fic? uuuuuuuuhhhhh. ANd it did NOT bring back memories of a post-graduation HS party with my ex boyfriend and my current boyfriend, and a few hits of X. Nope.

OMG. I *cherish* that night...

MAR!! I'm going to see my dream fulfilled in a few days!! I know you are one of the few that understands my leetle geek heart! I'm bringing tissues. I don't care what anyone thinks. Anakin!! Stay away from the dark side! *sob*
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somecandytalkin
May. 27th, 2005 10:44 am (UTC)
They been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
:):):)!!

3:00pm - somecandytalkin arrives NOT ONE MINUTE LATER, or she's barred from the party

OooOOOOooo, baby!
I love it when you get all bossy like that

::Pretends to end comment, breathes heavily::

I shall now commence to practice waving my hands in the air like I just don...well, you get the picture.
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 10:50 am (UTC)
Re: They been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
HA HA HA!! OMG, I am so happy to have you for the weekend. SO. HAPPY.

No waving. We'll only uh lean back. Lean back. Lean back.

JEEZ. Waving hands isn't retro yet. IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

OMG!! Off to buy Darth Vader mugs!!
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stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 04:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Kinda OT
Check. Yes. Will not forget, are you kidding?? You are bored and excited.

DARTH VADER TRAVEL MUGS HAVE BEEN PURCHASED!
leeannaray
May. 27th, 2005 11:51 am (UTC)
My flight home doesn't leave til 5ish.

I am currently counting down the hours til I see you.

48 hours to go.
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 04:52 pm (UTC)
Oh.
My.
God.

You are going to be the guest of honor, you know. And there MAY be a prize for she who traveled the furthest to my home....
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ropo
May. 27th, 2005 12:04 pm (UTC)
If I start driving now, I'll run out of gas right around Riverside.

But y'all have fun without me! Bein' all redneck on your millennium falcon with the rebel flag and all.
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 04:53 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha! Oh, my god! I will print out and mail you an iron on to go with the Faith CD, promise.

In spirit. You'll be there in spirit...
kaydee23
May. 27th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
I will think about you all having fun and try to get drunk about the same time you all do. I printed out the schedule so I'll know when I'm supposed to be doing something crazy and getting shitfaced and what not. I will be partying here in Houston and will be with you in spirit, and be full of spirits too, hopefully.

Have fun!!!
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 04:54 pm (UTC)
Good! Keeping up with the itenerary is important.

We will miss you, Katie!!!

*hugs you*
*drinks in solidarity*
paynbow
May. 27th, 2005 02:40 pm (UTC)
DAMNIT!!! I want Texas to be closer! Okay, I'm emailing my phone number! I want, ne, DEMAND a drunk phonecall! And if I'm not in I DEMAND a drunk answering machine message, followed by another drunk phonecall! Don't worry about late! I work the closing shift. I'm up, believe me.
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 04:54 pm (UTC)
I.
Will.
Call.

you have my word.
winterlive
May. 27th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
Boo!!



*giggles and runs away*
stoney321
May. 27th, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC)
Ah HA HA HA HA!!!

AWESOME. And Eeeeexcellent timing, Mr. Smithers.

Winter, I so sleeeepy. Make these CDs burn faster.
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