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I was SO ANGRY a bit ago. Mad mad mad. Then I got a package in the mail from anelith. She wins. Mainly because I didn't notice this when I was shopping the other day.

Okay, that helped a bit. Laughter IS the best medicine. Unless you have diabetes. Or Liver cancer. Then laughter is pants as drugs. PANTS. Or possibly culottes. Yeah, that's probably misspelled, but who cares? you WEARING them? You have larger problems, my friend.

To the.

THIS!! She found this for me:

Ha ha ha!! SQUEEZE legs together for slashing action. THIS PROVES THAT EWAN IS A BOTTOM. *points to icon* And all those fic writers have him as a top. Ha ha! NOW I AM THE MASTER, indeed.

In other news: bleh. And possibly meh. Have children over for a sleepover. Fortunately, it's with the good children down the street, so we're ordering pizza and watching Star Wars. Hooray!

And in other news: I am needing some laughter BIG TIME. Aren't you? Every one's so gloomy, predicting the end of an era, splitting off to new fandoms... FUNNY. HA HA. Where are you? I say it's time for a new parody fic. Even if YOU don't enjoy it (what are you? A robot?) I will enjoy the hell out of writing a new one. But. WHAT TO WRITE??

Poll Time!

Poll #516899 What to do, what to do!

Do you want me to:

Write a parody fic! They're hilarious!
Write more E/H! They are sew haught.
Finish that Obi/Ani fic you haven't told us about! Idiot!
Stop thinking you are all that. Bag of chips? Perhaps. But certainly not both.

I am the boss of you. Do this:


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Jun. 20th, 2005 04:22 pm (UTC)
Oh my God. That is too funny.

Slashing action INDEED.

::snuggles you:: Write Obi/Ani/Angel/Spike spacesex of DOOOOOM!
Jun. 20th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
The front of the box says: SLASHING ATTACK! So there's no mistaking it. Poor, poor George. So simple in his head, he doesn't realize he wrote two of the GAYEST characters ever. Which is fine for me.

But no!! NO CROSSOVERS!! Galaxy far, far away. Don't they have enough to deal with without Spike trying to fuck Obi-Wan and Angel trying to check how his hair is in space? Ha ha ha!!
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Jun. 20th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
Also, glad you're not mad anymore!


I'll read whatever you throw at me! How come I can only pick one option?Just write, Stoney, write!

Can I put in a few more !!!!!!s Yes. If I try!!!!!!

I'm just real excited about God right now. Sorry.

PS: Go look at that freaky thing I found. You won't want to see much, but take a teeny gander, Mormon girl. And fast forward to peek at Chip, the Black Boy (who is not black).

And stop knockin' my culottes.
Jun. 20th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Also, glad you're not mad anymore!
I AM TRYING!! It keeps hosing on me. I'm trying, though. I'm also searching for the Jesus Slash LJ community. WOW. I'm not a believer, or anything? But even *I* know that's wrong. Ha!!

Get them culottes off. CLAM DIGGERS!! In easy-to-care for Visa - The freedom fabric!
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Jun. 20th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
Now that I've seen the poll answers, I must bow to the wisdom of entrenous88. Yes, some lovely X/G would cheer me up immensely :)
Jun. 20th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
<-- still cracking me up.
Oooh! There are answers! I'll go check them and bow to my flist's superiority.
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Jun. 20th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
Eeep. **petpetpet** Not sure why you were angry, but I hope it's all better now with your bottom!Ewan squeezing action.
Jun. 20th, 2005 04:28 pm (UTC)
HA HA!! bottom Ewan squeezing action. That. Is. GLORIOUS.

Laughing works. Stupidity and those who care not for things of importance suck. But the good outweighs the bad, and pizza is coming! And fun kids are laughing upstairs! Those are things of the good.

(Psst: If my husband and I came out to NY in July for a weekend, would you and your honey-baby want to do dinner? )
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Jun. 20th, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC)
YOu know what would be funny? A BtVS-90210 crossover parody. (OMG! Buffy/Dylan) . Or, failing the crossover, a BtVS fic done in the style of a very special 90210 episode.
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:30 pm (UTC)
Okay, I've spent an hour looking through my previous posts. I KNOW I wrote something (one of my parody fics? DAMMIT. WHERE IS IT?) where I have Dylan at the Peach Pit bitching about his girlfriends and wishing he was back with Buffy. Or something.


Your suggestion is my FAVORITE today. (Have you ever read any of my parody fics? You might like the Godfather parody. Most of these chicks haven't seen it. I also address the whole "making Wesley gay" because he's effete and British. Angel is Don Corleone. Wesley is Michael. Spike is Sonny. It may be one of my favorite things, ever.

*breaks arm from patting self on the back*

How's your knee?
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Jun. 20th, 2005 04:41 pm (UTC)
Damn it I left you a comment and now I cant see it.
I adore your slash writin' dolly havin' self.
Stay Classy!!!!
Jun. 20th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC)
It was to the one I deleted, I think. (No ticky boxes.)

And you are SO classy.

*jazz flutes you*

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Jun. 20th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
Attention to the etymologists in the room, what IS the origin of "all that and a bag of chips" anyway? Damn. This is gonna keep me up all night.
Jun. 20th, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC)
Gotta be something from Jenny Jones. And in relation to a "full meal deal." you know, you get the sandwich, a drink AND a bag of chips? I'll look it up.

But I'm a 6" wheat BMT. Tops. Hee hee!!
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC)
Have fun with the kiddies!

I just had a conversation with my coworkers today about how my mental acuity is diminishing because of the time I spend with six year olds. My coworker said there's even studies to prove it. So sad. I need some grown up time asap. Grown ups who don't mind finishing my sentences because I don't remember how to use words that are more than two syllables. It's sad.

Write something funny. Anything! You always make me laugh. In a good way. Heeee!
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:32 pm (UTC)
Napoleon! I shall flash you mine.

(And it's TRUE about the brain dying. DYING.) I need a movie, people!! A MOVIE!! Or musical.
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
Slashtastic doll action figure!! So cool.

Why was you mad, mad, mad?
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC)
Ugh. I'll email you. Stupid stupid, and some of it entirely avoidable.

SLASH ATTACK. It made my whole day turn around to happy-ville. ha ha ha! (HOw you doing? Writing things I don't know about? I know I have...2? things to catch up on. QaF fics, yes?)
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Jun. 20th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
Sorry to hear that something got you that mad. Glad you're cheered up now. I have the Slashing Attack Anakin. Maybe he and Obi should get together. And perhaps a Padme doll?
Jun. 20th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
I WILL BUY THIS ANAKIN FOR MYSELF. I must have it. My son wants a Wookie/Tree Village playset but they don't MAKE IT. Boo. THere weren't many toy tie ins with this movie because of the PG-13 rating. Which sucks. I want the toys.

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Jun. 20th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
OMG, I love my toy so much!! He's staying in his packaging on my desk next the monitor. EEEE!!! Leeannaray says there's a SLASHING ACTION Anakin, so I'll make that my next purchase so the dolls aren't lonely.

Feh. The anger is SO STUPID. I'll email you to spare the eyes of readers here. Bleh.

It looks like our trip to Vancouver in July is not going to happen (one of the reasons I was so bugged today) but we may be able to go to NYC. Not exactly your neck of the woods, but perhaps you could drive in to the city? No? Am I talking crazy talk? We would be there July 21-24.

Stupid company not letting my husband fly from Atlanta to Vancouver. Boo!! And stupid AA for charging $1200 for us to go it alone. Whoa!! That sucks. I had all of this great stuff planned for that trip.

And taking notes on the writing order, as per your request. Ha ha!!
Jun. 20th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
OK, I saw the slashing action at the top the first time I looked at the pic. Then I saw the squeeze legs together for the slashing action. OMG! I can't believe they put that on the box. Or is it we all have dirtybadwrong minds now after reading your hot RPS fic. I dunno. I think we were all corrupted long before that was written.

I want parody fun! I want parody fun! We need some laughs around here on LJ. Please, pretty please with a cherry on top.
Jun. 21st, 2005 11:32 am (UTC)
YES. We need the funny, right? I'll do my best! *salutes*
Jun. 21st, 2005 11:08 am (UTC)
1. Squeeze legs for slashing attack = Winter becomes Vincini in The Princess Bride, vis a vis: BWAH HA HA! *ded*

2. Can I boss you too even though I am way late? Can I Stoney can I?
Jun. 21st, 2005 11:33 am (UTC)

Yes. Boss me, baby.
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Jun. 21st, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC)
Hey, and it even comes with a frightening large sex toy. Damn, they sell those to kids?

You need multiple choice ticky boxes in your poll. And to tell what hath invoked your wrath, because evidently I don't respect boundaries and it drives me nuts when people are all cryptic.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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