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AHHHHHHHH!

Tension breaker, had to be done.

My reading list (some people call it a Keiser blade. No, they don't. They call it a Flist.) was getting out of control. SO MANY posts to read. I was missing some things I wanted to read, yadda yadda, badda boom. Not flocking things, not trying to hurt feelings, just cleaning up a little. Some folks I don't have similar interests with now, some folks aren't around much anymore, and so on.

But. This is MY reading list, and you can feel free to defriend (god, I hate that term) anytime you want without hurt feelings to adjust YOUR reading list. No harm no foul. If you want to stick around, comment, whatever, feel free! I just needed to get fit for the summer, you know?

SO. Anyone want to tell me a joke? Link something funny? I'd LOVE IT. :-D

Here: I'll get us started: The greatest job would be to write this stuff. I love/hate these girls so much.

Whatcha got?

[ETA more funny]: came across Tourette Syndrome Barbie. Disturbing and funny. Because I hate Barbie.

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sdwolfpup
Jul. 1st, 2005 09:15 am (UTC)
I've got nothing. I am SO BORED. And yet I have work to do. How does that happen? Let's see...yeah, nothing. Sorry. I support your friending/defriending stance.
stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 09:48 am (UTC)
Yeah, your's is about what mine was. And some folks are PROLIFIC. And its about stuff that doesn't hit my buttons, no offense meant, just... Yeah.

BORED. SO. Uh huh. I've had some cute things running around my PC you might like: ihearthdarth for all of your twee Star Wars love. So. Great. I wrote a Troika ficlet um... two posts back? Clean and funny, if you're interested.

I'll do some digging. WANT. THE FUNNY today.
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julia_here
Jul. 1st, 2005 09:35 am (UTC)
I'm trying to stay reasonable about the size of my flist, but I must confess that when people go through a slack period my impulse is to friend new people without defriending old ones, and I fear that someday I will wake up to more than I can possibly read, just as a probabilistic occurence.

Or something.

I need to go finish staining the wood for the new picnic table top, and then, possibly, get ready to go look at real tall ships in Tacoma, and William Mossis wors at The Museum of Glass Art.

Julia, also plant something in the area where Sam just hoiked out a bunch of Geranium praetense
stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:09 am (UTC)
I think I've had moments where I meet someone, we both get excited quickly, add each other to our reading lists (I'm trying to do away with the term "friending") and then find out that we both didn't have as much in common as we thought. I *know* people come over for one thing, then find stuff like... Connie. Or Lubed. And reel back in horror. :-D No harm, no foul, seriously.

Oooh1 Planting! Glass art! Crafty-task! That sounds like a great day, to me. Huge prairie-land storm is rolling in today. Should make for an interesting day. I love summer thunderstorms.
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amybnnyc
Jul. 1st, 2005 09:36 am (UTC)
I have no funny links... except the Monty Python cheese shop skit I found written out online somewhere the other day. That had me laughing for FAR too long.

I loved the Go Fug Yourself link, though... I kept forcing Gabe (the BF) to watch Chaotic because I told him it was as close to a high school reunion of mine that he was ever going to get. I'm sure I graduated with at least a dozen Brit/Kev clones... Oh, the trashy was FUN (to watch, nearly 10 years later)!!
stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:11 am (UTC)
Link me to your skit!! That stuff pleases me greatly. I want to be the girls of Go Fug Yourself. How do you get jobs like that??

Need. Funny. Links. I'm off to browse...
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smashsc
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:02 am (UTC)
omg stoney321 make the bad national news go away.

*hides*
stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:12 am (UTC)
I KNOW!!! *mourns Sandra Day O'Connor*

I'm afeard to see who Bushie wants in her stead. CRAP.
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going_not_gone
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:14 am (UTC)
I just posted a snippet from last night's dinner table conversation at my LJ. But maybe it's not that funny and my family is just incredibly weird.

Have you got your tinfoil hat on?

Also, did you make your pony icon? Because I need to know how to make one like that, except different. (Here's a bison, there's a bison, and another baby bison, sleepy bison, herd of bison, bison, geyser, ELK!)
stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:22 am (UTC)
HEEE!! I was JUST READING your post with your funny kids (nothing makes me happier than a good joke from a kidlet, man) when this comment hit my inbox. I can't wait for my kids to get a bit older and crack the jokes. My boy is getting funny, but the girls are still too Wee.

TINFOIL HAT!

And I *did* make the pony icon by cropping pics, making a border, cropping it to give me the blank space - I'm super lame and don't know all the tricks - then used my Animation Studio to line them up and voila! (If you know the pics you want, you can email them to me and I'll set you up. Just if you want. morrisona [at] sbcglobal [dot] net.)
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somecandytalkin
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:25 am (UTC)
Here's two that tend to make me happy:
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html
My fave today is, ummm....this one, I think.
And there's this. http://www.rathergood.com
stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:34 am (UTC)
And you are the queen of finding the fun links (stompy cat!) so I'm off to laugh. WHEEEE! Check out the "tin foil hat" link Szandara had uptop. AWESOME.
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tx_cronopio
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:27 am (UTC)
I'm trying to plan some (CHEAP) redecorating...just got back from Loew's and am quite grouchy. Go FUG makes me laugh! Sandra Day O'Connor makes me cry. The thought of Ashcroft? Makes me crazy.

Flists? I know the feeling, there are a few people I'm going to cut if they don't learn how to use an ffing LJ cut. Or, they could learn to write concisely, but hey, I'm being realistic here.

off to plant some new plants. xox
stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:33 am (UTC)
PLANTS! Oh, you just know the way to tease a girl, don't you? Go Fug Yourself is one of the greatest things ever, next to H Dog of Accountz Raceeevaboo on The Onion. (Herbert Kornfield)

Gonna find new links for funny to help us all through the day... (Psst: wrote some new stuff. RPS, and a Jonathan/Andrew ficlet.)
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stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:55 am (UTC)
CHiPS!!! Poncherelli. I LOVED that show.

NEW CAR!!truck THAT IS SO EXCITING!

I'm working on Jazz Hands! It's going to take a bit. I gotta edjicate mahself on how to do the animated layer.
inlovewithnight
Jul. 1st, 2005 11:29 am (UTC)
This picture made me laugh hysterically, but that's because I'm very, very sexually frustrated and also mentally 12.
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stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
Oh, Fre, it's nothing personal at ALL. You always come off like a lovely person. I am just not reading much Spuffy (or come to think of it, not a lot of Spike fic of any kind) lately, and I know the RPS stuff isn't your bag. And then there's the old but rekindled love of Star Wars taking over my brain...

SW is the main place I've been hanging, and those folks are PROLIFIC, so I'm just changing my READING LIST. I'm not crossing out friends, potential friends, or making and judgement calls of any kind. Just making adjustments to my READING LIST.

Again, you have always been a lovely person, write beautifully, and I'm sure I'll click over to your journal on occassion to see what's going on with you and the mini-Fers!
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stoney321
Jul. 1st, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC)
GAH!! Poor, poor Nathan! I'd almost be tempted to swaddle him up so your hands would be free to hold his head still and keep him from hurting himself! *pets you and hugs Nathan*

Can you turn the tables and tell him it's magic? That the drops (you could say pretend if that makes you feel better) will give him the power to see the future or something and make it a game? How frustrating and stressful, Anne!!

I'll see if I can't find more laughs...
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crayonbreakygal
Jul. 1st, 2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the links. Damn, Britney needs to get some new clothes. We all don't want to see that belly, thank you so very much. Those girls who put up that website are freakin' hilarious.

Love ya, and hope you have a fantastic weekend. Fireworks for everyone!
stoney321
Jul. 2nd, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
Did you read ALL of the Britney entries? And the Fuggerline ones? Those girls have the best job in the world.

Have an AWESOME weekend!!
smashsc
Jul. 1st, 2005 12:55 pm (UTC)
Not exactly funny but...


I'm typing up some directions right now for a farm tour. The directions take care to note every time you cross a county line. And also note which drives are paved and which are dirt. And at one point they instruct to drive in the direction of the shade.

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stoney321
Jul. 2nd, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
Yeah, Britney totally goes out in public like that and-

Hey! Bitch! you better pray to WHOEVER you call God (goddamn filthy terrorist heathen) and THANK them for not getting cut. WITH MY KNIFE, Ese! (Don't you know I'm loco?)

Beth, WHY did you not put a link to The Corporation Corporation here? FREE ADVERTISING amongst the peoplelins.

OMG, I wrote a silly word. I've gotta call Julia Roberts and tell her. She'll crack up! Maybe she'll let me hold the babies...
julia_here
Jul. 1st, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
Aaaaannnnd, to be annoying, or avoid the several different sets of things I should be doing, otherwise, The Random Excuse Generator.

Julia, really expending a lot of energy to avoid useful activity, you should be proud of me
stoney321
Jul. 2nd, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)
HA HA HA!! That's great! I just got that I couldn't go to work today because Charlton Heston tried to destroy me. I love it!
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