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OH. MY. GOD.

In my search for celebrity pics for the celeb_letters2u comm, I found

this.

Dear Gott en Himmel. NOT work safe, nor spit-proof. Bwah ha ha!!!

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bitchygrrl
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:46 pm (UTC)
Good Sweet Mike! What the figgity fuck? LMAO. The hell?!? I think my brain is broken. Hey, figgity fuck, that was suitably afro of me.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC)
Yes, it is wiggity wack.

Ha ha ha ha ha! *uses her street cred icon*
bitchygrrl
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)
Is that the Roots?
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 03:33 pm (UTC)
Yes'm. The knock me out with the good.
bitchygrrl
Jul. 25th, 2005 04:01 pm (UTC)
Gotta love my hometown boys. Philly represent! *throws up hands in thuggish manner*
allegraconbrio
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:51 pm (UTC)
I have no words. Now just what were your search terms? lolol.

snort.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
OMG! Ass broccoli, duh! Ha ha ha!

(Uh, Martha Stewart. Period.) WOW.
allegraconbrio
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:56 pm (UTC)
snerk. ass brocolli seemed wayyy too obvious. Wow is about the only word for it. Lmao.
serenelystrange
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC)
Oh dear lord, I didnt read this carefully and opened it with my 10 year old brother a foot away! Lol, I x'ed it out so fast my head spun! From now on I will read these things, lol.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC)
Now, now, I WARNED you!!

Oh, the poor boy's EYES!! What am I saying? *MY* eyes!!
marlo
Jul. 25th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
HORRIFIED OMFG
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Marlo, I squish you to my bewbies.
marlo
Jul. 25th, 2005 03:49 pm (UTC)
Hee!
::cuddles::
mirasol
Jul. 25th, 2005 03:36 pm (UTC)
...
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
I KNOW.

I did warn you... Heh.
[/evil]
julissak01
Jul. 25th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaha! That visual isn't going to leave me any time soon, and I don't think I'll be able to regard Martha w/o being bombarded with unpleasant thoughts... O.O
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
So, um, do you recall the South Park ep with her and "reverse" eating?

I'm not helping, am I?
sp23
Jul. 25th, 2005 05:09 pm (UTC)
sigh So much for ever eating broccoli again.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
No, you just need to not eat broccoli if MARTHA is serving it up.

I'm sure regular/market broccoli is just fine.

:-D
sp23
Jul. 25th, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
Oh, god, I just have a vision of Martha walking around a room on her hands like a sideshow freak with a bowl of ranch dressing hanging off her foot, a bunch of broccoli hanging out of her cooch, baby carrots popping from her ass, and asking if anyone would care for some crudités.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC)
AH HA HAHA HA!!!

That is so wrong, it's right.
marsterslady
Jul. 25th, 2005 05:43 pm (UTC)
Oh my God.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
I'm so, so sorry.

MARTHA!!! Of course, this can't touch what Matt and Trey did to her on South Park. :-D
tx_cronopio
Jul. 25th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC)
Oh, indeed I missed you on the flist, even for three days! By the way, I had a hectic day today, cannot recall if I commented on the trip post, but it sounded absolutely fabulous! Except for your MIL. That was so out of line.

Welcome home!
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC)
10Q!!!

beadtific? IS AWESOME. I want a pocket version to carry around all day.
beadattitude
Jul. 28th, 2005 03:03 am (UTC)
Only if you don't chew on my feet....
like I did with my Barbie dolls...

And don't take me jogging or anything, or use me as a chew toy. Otherwise.....YAY!

::hugs you silly::

Well, er, sillier.

Have post travel want to lie in bed with novels all day syndrome, please send chocolate.
beadattitude
Jul. 28th, 2005 03:04 am (UTC)
my eyes, my eyes
And I was going to eat leftover beef and broccoli for breakkie, but now? Mmm, not so much.

That picture....::snorfle::
crayonbreakygal
Jul. 25th, 2005 06:04 pm (UTC)
OMG, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. WTF? Definitely not work safe. Now I need to go wash out my eyeballs.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)
*offers bleach*
smashsc
Jul. 25th, 2005 06:12 pm (UTC)
I sent the link to a Martha-loving friend of mine. Watching her spazz over the picture will provide me with *hours* of entertainment. I love you.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)
That is EVIL.

I approve 100%.
smashsc
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
(-:

If she gets her girlfriend to beat me up, I'm blaming you I thought you would approve.
gigglestheblood
Jul. 25th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
OMG I saw the not worksafe right after I clicked the link. It was too late, I saw a glimpse before i hit the back button.


MY EYES!! MY EYES!
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC)
OH NOES!!

You have to read EVERYTHING on my post before clicking!! It's like that personality test you had to take in school where #10 says don't write any answers down. Or something.
violethamster
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
Well, it gets pretty lonely in prison. Although I'm sure before any vegetable goes up Martha's ass, it's julienned, blanched, and drizzled with a lubricating lemon-shallot sauce.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
Don't forget to let it rest in its' marinAHD in your best ceramic crockery.

HI, Trish! I miss you. How are you? What's happening with school, work, life, whatnot?
violethamster
Jul. 25th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC)
*clings to you*

*wants to live in the magical funland of lj, away from dry, boring temp job that sucks away all of time and life*
cityphonelines
Jul. 25th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
Never before in my life have I felt a stronger need for a 'WTF?' icon. Seriously, dude, WTFF?!?
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
Or my Fred Ewwwww icon?

I love how her head looks like my old Barbie after I popped her head off, then tried to jam it back on. Never did sit on the neck right again.
cityphonelines
Jul. 25th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC)
OMG! She so looks like that! Poor removable head!Fred.

Ya know, I'm huge Martha fan, I should be upset, but... nah. Still grotesquely funny.

*presents her disapproving Tara icon*
grifyn
Jul. 25th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
I feel the same way about broccoli.

Not a "oh, I'm going to put this up my ass" sort of feeling, but a sort of, "So much damned fiber, it might as well go straight up my ass" sort of thing.

::awkward::

This... never happened.
stoney321
Jul. 25th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
YES IT DID!!

And may be my most favorite response, yet.
grifyn
Jul. 25th, 2005 08:53 pm (UTC)
I think the important thing to bear in mind is that no one has, as of yet, made a "tossing salad" remark.

Cause we got couth. We got, like, veritable assloads of couth.
_divya_
Jul. 26th, 2005 12:39 am (UTC)
I was just popping in here to say STONEY OMG WTF WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OW MY EYES and I found this comment and all is right with the world. Heeeee.

P.S. Stoney, WHY?! ::scrubs brain::
stoney321
Jul. 26th, 2005 05:37 am (UTC)
*offers bleach*
mea culpa.

HA HA HA!! BROCCOLI.
ex_dovil323
Jul. 26th, 2005 02:01 am (UTC)
I don't know about America but in NZ we have a campaign for eating more vegetables called five plus a day so I hate to think what that broccoli is hiding.

And now I will stagger away and cry.
stoney321
Jul. 26th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
Turnips, beets, a head of Romaine, scallions.

She didn't get the prison lingo when she heard about "tossing salad."

Ba dum bum ching!
winterlive
Jul. 26th, 2005 11:58 am (UTC)
*shrieks!* *runs!*
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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