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*pokes LIFE*
I demand entertainment. ARGH. Waiting for a beta is HARD.

Things that are interesting to me today:

  • New word: pseuicide. Ha ha ha! Now you have a name for when you see a line through someone's LJ one day, and then they come back.

  • Adding an "evennnn" a la Paul Lynde makes everything funny.

  • Even though I think he's a prick, I'm waiting for Kanye West's album to come OUT because it is soo goood.

  • There is a baby hummingbird fluttering outside my office window, drinking from my bat-face cuphea.

  • John Irving is verbose, but with a point. I want to be like that.

  • There is a new bunny flick. Wheee! Dammit, Janet!

Also, I forgot to mention that while I was in NYC, with my MiL here (the one who hates me) my husband's PORN DVDS arrived. Ha ha ha! Who's the bad one? For the poshcatRECORD they were Girls Gone Wild. And were only tolerable on fast forward. With the exception of a muff-diving incident between two complete strangers. WOW. Yes, I am a mother. Why do you ask?


celebs_on_crack has stolen my LIFE. This is good. Some characters aren't so great, some are HILARIOUS. And I LOVE that Ewan calls Hayden "petal." Best. Nickname. Ever.

Anyone know how they make the LJ Username be whatever word they want, but have it link to someone's userinfo? I've been trying to figure that one out until I feel stoopid... GOT IT!

[ETA} Because I TOTALLY FORGOT. Which should be a clue. Saw The Island last night. Three words: NOT ENOUGH SEX. But. Ewan is so flipping FIT. He should wear tracksuits all the time. It could have been good. If... Spielberg got it? Woulda been good. And, um, no, I haven't been spending a lot of free time reading everything at island_sex. Ahem. I love heeem so much...


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Jul. 31st, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
Hello! *waves*
From Bisi, back on the ev0l internet

Well sorry that you're bored and I have nothing interesting to say! But i was awfully jealous of your trip though - MOMA's one of the places i want to see before I die. Or New York even.

Oh well. Bedtime for me. It's 2am here. Bloody internet.
Jul. 31st, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Hello! *waves*
Eeek! Sleepies! MoMa was great, but the Met and Museum of Natural History are places you could spend DAYS.

Hi Bisi!! I skimmed your last entry about your daughter and the circus! Good to hear from you, toots!

Off to bed with you!
Jul. 31st, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Hello! *waves*
Going, going. Still jealous. Still sleepy.
God, we used to spend days at the local museum when the kids were small.
Jul. 31st, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
Hee, is my LJ The Record?? I desperately need to see GGW on FF! ::gropes you inappropriately::
Jul. 31st, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC)
HEEEEE!!! Over at the comm celebs_on_crack, they do this thing where it has the LJ User Icon man thingy, but the name would be... TOMCAT and point to the Tom Cruise LJ (with the name cruisology). So, it's like a link buried in the LJ name, but all the different ways I tried to do it... Failed.

And the GGW DVDS have anout ten good minutes on them, then.... Bleh. This one girl (18 - OMG. Her body!!!) was fingering herself for about ten minutes, and even SHE was bored. Poor cameraman. Ha ha ha!! The girl on girl action I referenced? One girl kept her gum in for the longest time until the other girl got SERIOUS about what she was doing down south.

THAT? Was awesome.
Jul. 31st, 2005 09:22 pm (UTC)
CHECK IT OUT!! I learned how to do it. (Um, change your LJ user info to read whatever I SAY IT WILL BE. Not, you know, how to "do it." I've known about that since I was 17. :-D)

Jul. 31st, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)
WTF are you talking about Stoney?!?! Check it out WHERE?? ::head hurts::

Also - there's a giraffe in your icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hee. See, I use that icon on my desktop only, so Baby Jesus doesn't blow a hole in me.


PS I'm leaving tomorrow morning for BC. Stop having fun without me OMG.
Aug. 1st, 2005 04:25 am (UTC)

I sent you an email esplainin. OMG. Have a great trip and be safe!
Jul. 31st, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)

I've just switched browsers to one which doesn't let me disable animations. Woah! I thought this icon was just fuzzy green stuff.

Jul. 31st, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
OKAY. You are joking, right?? That's been my default for... ever!


*pets you*
Jul. 31st, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
It was your default fuzzy green stuff icon for... ever!

Seriously, I had no idea there was a giraffe. So cyoote! Sometimes you'd mention a giraffe, but I assumed you meant the one where it's kissing its young'un. More cyoote!
Jul. 31st, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
HEEE!! That's hilarious!

Every now and then I'll get a random comment from a stranger with something along the lines of, "I wondered what the hell the green stuff in your icon was, then that head popped up and scared the shit out of me!"

Or, people want to steal it, and it makes the baby satan cry and the baby jesus pull out a Glock 9.

I... may have had too much chocolate today.
Jul. 31st, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
Baby hummingbird! That's just making me want to flit around and skip and shriek "Eeeeeeeeee!!" I think I have a screw loose.

I have no idea what island_sex is all about, but I'm so headed there right now!
Jul. 31st, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
<-- look at those knees!!
It's so WEEEE!! Bright green, red throat, he's b'yoo'eful!

I'm incredibly hyper right now, and it's BAD, m'kay?

As for that comm... It's about the movie, The Island. I am very, very broken inside. Or, I am far too interested in what can be done with Ewan McGregor's bait and tackle. Fics = Most? Not very good. There was one that was intriguing, by trinityvixen was good. Good start...

Jul. 31st, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
bat-face cuphea

Okay, now that gives me alll sorts of scary mental images. But a baby Hummingbird! OMG how cuuute!

Okay, I might be a little under-stimulated myself. ::sighs:: In fact I can hardly keep my eyes open.

I love the new word, too. Hee. And the icon. ::steals you and runs off to the movies, or sumpin::
Jul. 31st, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC)
Bat-face cuphea is the KEEYOOTEST plant. Long, red tubular flowers, with two purple "flaps" at one end, and three long stamens that protrude and look like a face. Cupheas as also known as "cigar plants" and are great for attracting hummingbirds and butterflies. No scary! I promise!

I'm too hyper for the amount of inactivity happening around me. GAH!! Movies - I love the movies...

Yiya, tootsie!! *smooshes you in a bear hug*
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Jul. 31st, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
Silly munchikin, I was worried about your opinion, s'all. I'll post it tomorrow, but I wanted to know what YOU thought about it. :-D

I want to see Boys Gone Wild. Emo (but clean) boys blowing each other? Holy shit. That's like CHristmas in July. Or Queer as Folk - the Improv Season.
Jul. 31st, 2005 09:20 pm (UTC)
OMG. I learned something kewl. Wanna be all secretive and be the only two around (for um, like 12 hours until everyone else knows how) doing it?
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Jul. 31st, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
Off topic... I have these pink flowers by my house that are about to bloom. They come up every year & I have NO FREAKIN' IDEA what they are! If I post pictures will you tell me??? Cuz, like, you're the only master gardner I know...
Aug. 1st, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
Post away! I'll do my best!
Aug. 2nd, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
The alien flowers are here. :)
Jul. 31st, 2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
Hey, don't dream it!
That was great!
And did MIL know?
Aug. 1st, 2005 04:29 am (UTC)
Heh. I think if the package (with the frickin' return addres: Girls Gone Wild Video) had been addressed to ME? We would have heard something. But since her precious miracle child's name was on it?

She hasn't said a word. Maybe she'll tell everyone how bad our marrirage is because we needs "marital aids." Ha ha ha!
Jul. 31st, 2005 11:42 pm (UTC)
John Irving is verbose, but with a point. I want to be like that.
Oh! Are you reading Until I Find You? I haven't read it yet, but I am dying to. I'm debating whether or not I want to buy tickets to see him. He's going to be in town on the 11th, but I have no one to go with. The information's been up on my fridge for the last month and a bit. I love John Irving.

Hey! Where are the pics?

Lastly, people on lj who commit pseuicide are psychos.

Love you! ttyl! :D

Aug. 1st, 2005 04:31 am (UTC)
love you, too! Pictures soon. I needed better lighting. The ones I took after the house was all clean (shh. It's a thing with me. Like I'm going to show my house all cluttered.) - it was too dark.

I'm waiting to hear from people about the new book. Right now I'm in World According to Garp, and tomorrow is library day. :-D
Aug. 1st, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
I went through such a phase of reading John Irving. But really I just came into your journal to poke you back, but then I read the bit about the porn and had second thoughts.

And pssst, yeah I don't get the correlation between the Jossverse love and the no humour thing either.
Aug. 1st, 2005 04:36 am (UTC)
I know, I'm totally behind on the author train. My BFF said, yeah, I went through a phase about 17 years ago with him. Hee!! Bitch. But she's a voracious reader, and did I mention her being a bitch to me? :-D


humor = HARD. There's a passage in World According to Garp that I'm going to post later, as it sums up my frustration with the idea that funny =/= serious. Or challenging. Or difficulty. Because honey, more comedians bomb than they kill, because comedy is HARD. It's the lumping of comedy with fluff that REALLY gets me. Because usually? Those fics aren't funny.

Today I will refer to you as: dovilNZs_Pulsing_Liver_With_A_Great_Rack HEEEE!! Okay, I'm the only one who finds this funny, right?
Aug. 1st, 2005 11:02 am (UTC)
Girls Gone Wild? *snort* Do you have to have lots of alcohol to watch one of those things? Must have freaked the MIL out.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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