Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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More things I'm doing instead of cleaning my house for my mother in law:

Reading McSweeny's!!


BY EMILY LLOYD
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Applying consistent pressure to the monkey

Lightly flicking the monkey

Rhythmically washing the monkey

Rubbing the monkey against the Pottery Barn sisal rug

Spanking the monkey with a vibrator

Gently pinching the monkey



 

Happy Friday!  I'll drink one for ya, if you don't have one already!

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