oooh, I can play this one

1. Road tester outer
2. Professional organizer
3. Professional Alphabetizer
4. Professional road-tripper
5. Professional concert photographer
6. Holiday tree decorator wait, I have had that job
7. Print shop worker (had the job, never paid though)

I'm a great avoider and a numbered list maker. I would to be David Boreanaz or Nick Brendon's fluffer. I wonder if they'll need one on their new shows????

Oh, and I'm great at procrastinating, taking naps, and eating nachos. Also, I can swill wine with the best of 'em.

1) Pretty Boy Handler - they have animal handlers on movie sets, why not a pretty boy handler
2)Sarcastic Remark Maker- if only someone would pay me for it *sigh*
3)President- trust me I'd be a vast improvement
4)Professional Chocolate Taster
5)Writer for Smallville- I'd let the pretty boys have fun.
6) Film Critic - I just need to be paid for it
7) Professional Cheerer Upper
8) Professional Margarita Drinker's Assistant - there are a lot of 'ritas in the world.

minervacat does a weekly top five list, and last December one of them was Top 5 dream jobs:the jobs you would want if time, money, talent, skills were no option. The jobs you might never have or even logically, realistically want, but the ones you think "Damn, that could be a lot of fun" about. And do not let this depress you! It is not depressing! It's a fantasy world! Those are two different things entirely!

So I'm just cut & pasting my answers from that, becasue I'm lazy like that! :)
1. Philanthropist - I want to be filthy stinking rich so I never have to worry about money and still have enough to throw gobs & gobs of it at worthy causes.

2. National Geographic Photographer, or just plain Travel Photographer - There are so many places I want to go see (like pretty much everywhere in the world but Detroit and North Dakota) and I have no money for this and so someone should pay for me to go.

3. Google Search Guru - I'd love to get to just spend all my time googling for stuff and researching for people. If it's out there, I can usually find it with Google.

4. Zookeeper and/or Exotic Animal Trainer - This is what I was going for with my Zoology major in my first attempt at college. Damn you Chemistry & Calculus!

5. Professional Stalker - Of course I would stalk only the hottest stars: Ben Affleck, Patrick Stewart, Ben Browder, Spike & Angel, etc

Ooh, and another one I just thought of: Photoshop artist for the Weekly World News! They need a new Bat Boy!

1. Stoney.

DUDE. *works under your hood*

I guess my number one would be Avoider. No, wait. Already do that. And bad cop too. Already do that with the kiddies.

I'd love to be Alexis Denisof's Personal Assistant. Then I probably wouldn't get any work done because I'd be staring at him all day long.

Hey, Professional Apple Martini drinker. I know several people, including myself, who could totally do that job.

Lj's gone weird on me and gives me an impossible-to-write-in format when i'm logged in.

You had ten? hard to keep up but:
Professional disorganiser
Professional sleeper
Professional anti-mathematician (2+4 = pink)
Professional obfuscater
Catalytic procastinator
Viral alarmer
Executive weed-grower
De-fluffer
Expert teller-off
The last two are connected.
One more - mmm - bog-standard tea-promoter. For bog standard tea, none of your earl grey rubbish.
Ooh, ooh! Anti-dietitian!
Cholesterol promoter

There's wank?
Bisi

Trust me, I've done the closest thing to a cruise director on land, and they're ALL grandmas. Except when they're hawt medical product reps.

I'D like to name paint and make-up colors, 'cause seriously, that would be too funny. You could have a whole line geared to sci-fi fans; Vulcan Vixen, Berry Betazed, um, Slayer Scarlet, Buffy Berry, Faith Fushia, Willow Wild, Tara Tearose, Spike n' Easy, Angel Lips, um......Padme' Plum, Amadala vie en Rose, Tatooine Tart....oh and the perfect neutral, Obi Wan With Everything.

See? Easy as PIE.

And I'd totally love to be a personal shopper, babe. And I'd love to be a stylist.

Numbered list maker - bwah!

I wanna be an Advertising Slogan Maker-Upper. We could start an agency!

I'm going to buy you a margarita, make you write out a shopping list with which you can then interogate me to see whether I remember everything and then reasure me that you're there for me and it would just be best if I talked, and then we can get so drunk that we think that we're on a ship.

But I just know that you'll avoid doing any of this. I just know it.

That photo was just taken last week, wasn't it? I'll buy an Anakin doll and then pop you up on the bar and preform a marriage ceremony. It'll be beautiful, though you may find the honeymoon a bit of a disapointment.

It's okay, I'm planning on sticking rollar skates on my knees so that we can see eye to eye and so I can get down the hills faster.

*runs around san francisco throwing cable cars at bridge and scaling buildings*

Hey, I stumbled across your journal while doing a search. Love your icon. And I have tos say from your list, I think I would like to be #7.

Thanks, I think I'll add you to my friends list if you don't mind.

Thanks, I have you added.

Just had to giggle at your list. Interesting job choices. Wouldn't it be cool if there really were a job as a Professional Margarita Drinker? And I'm so with you on the 9th job. Might have to compete with you for that one. I excel in that field.