I was thinking about this on my walk this morning:
Jobs I've Never Had But I Think I Would Totally Kick Ass At
1) Advertising Slogan Maker-Upper.
2) Good Cop
3) Bad Cop (I'm very versatile)
4) Cruise Director On a Cool Ship, not one with Grandmas
5) OMG Writer on SNL!
6) Fluffer (okay, jobs that I've been PAID for)
7) Professional Party Girl
8) Professional Margarita Drinker (I would kick ASS at this)
10) Numbered List Maker
Okay, so you can take this to your journal, or do it in the comments. Also, if you are not reading the comm celebs_on_crack (not to be confused with my comm, celeb_letters2u) you need to. It's the perfect break from the wank, angst, blah things going on. Someone is playing Dakota Fanning as an early Drew Barrymore, but angry, and it's hilarious.