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*taps screen* Hello?

Yeah. So I've been... gone from here for a spell. But not really. I've been reading, but not commenting much. Busy busy busy. School starting, dr. visits, clothes shopping, and -

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm on the crack. It is so pure and readily available... If you like ANY celebrity, they are making fun of ALL of them. New hot stars and old hasbeens. THE META! THE SMUT! THE HILARITY! I... I can't take my eyes away...

And with all the angst around here lately, I've really needed some tears-down-the-face laughing. Oh, there's angst over there, too, but Whitney Houston! She calls him BOBBAY. And looks for Ajax! And a tax receipt for her drug purchases! Ha ha ha ha!!! And the smut? GOOOOOOOD. *fans self*

On to other topics: two lovely Leos are celebrating their birthdays today: karabair and mirasol, the LJer Formerly Known As Ficbitcabear. (You do realize I have to rewrite that line in Lubed! now, right? ;-D) I ♥ you!!


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Aug. 5th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
The crack. Yes the crack! I stayed up searching for Gale Harold and Randy Harrison entries the other night. Could not stop!!! It's so bad it's good.
Aug. 5th, 2005 01:21 pm (UTC)
I wish I knew more about Gale/Randy etc. so I could get into their threads more. The more I read, the more I learn, however.

Aug. 5th, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
How did I miss that comm before? This is killing me:

I know this little leprechaun mother fucker isn't telling me, Whitney motherfucking Houston, that I need airbrushing?

Aug. 5th, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC)
I KNOW!! So much funny. And KEVIN SPACEY! I crack up everytime I read "fookin" in a post. HA HA HA!!!

*revives you*
Aug. 5th, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahahaha! The Crack! It's a killer! *feels your woe*

So who are you, hmmmmmmmmm? Not that, like, um, I'm playing, too, ya know.... :P
Aug. 5th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
It's so ADDICTIVE!! OMG! (who are you playing?? I'll even delete this if you want to stay anonymous. CROSS HEART!)

What's this "too" business??? :-D
Aug. 5th, 2005 01:21 pm (UTC)
Dude! I'll email you!
Aug. 5th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC)
I started reading that journal the other day, and I had to defriend it because I became obsessed and stayed up until 3:00. It is crack. For real!
Aug. 5th, 2005 02:27 pm (UTC)
thanks. and, from one Leo to another?

there may just be something cardlike in the mail for you.


don't worry, it won't get there on time; it will be like your birthday lasts 4-EVAH.
Aug. 6th, 2005 11:49 am (UTC)
Thank you sweetie!

I swung by celebs on crack, and isn't it addictive? Too, too funny.
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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