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Okay, I'm running late. GAH! This is the week of school supply-buying, doctor's visits, braces, glasses, orthopedici shoes.... Hee! I've threatened my daughter with "sturdy shoes" to go with her new glasses and braces. Glavin. <-- funny to three of you.

DON'T WE ALL NEED A LAUGH? Sure you do! meme, downloads, linkies ALLLLL BELOW....

I feel better. Okay. Number one, I may be slightly prejudiced, *ahem* but THIS may be one of the funniest things ever.

No, wait, THIS IS.

Crap. This is pretty funny, too, and is almost SPECIFICALLY for sdwolfpup. Because she shares the Ron Burgundy love. "I'm going to take your mother out for a reasonably priced seafood dinner, take her home, then never call her again!" "DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! YOU HEAR ME??"

Did you know Colin Farrell was a line dancer?

Okay, I've gone back into an Aqua Teen Hunger Force love-fest lately, and if you don't know what that is... Well, let's just say it's along the lines of the mid-year Simpsons morphed with early Ren & Stimpy. Happiness abounds. Here's their theme song for download. Mirror #1. Mirror #2.

Okay, Best Cut Tags in your journal:



  • You know what sucks? ME, if you're lucky. Ha ha! CLICK FOR MONKEY PENISES!

  • I cut you with my text!

  • Oh my god. Well, not MY god, because I defy him and all his works. (Okay, I borrowed that, but it's hilarious.)

  • Silly Flister! Segueways are for kids!

  • Here lies poopsmithery.

  • Anybody wanna shave my cat?

  • Look! Penises! Free Money! Get your High School diploma! DRAW ME!

  • I cut because I need to feel.

Best Subject Headings in your journal:

  • It's Better For You Than Crack, At Least Give Me That Much.

  • Jazz Hands: For The Limp Wristed? Or the burgeoning GENIUS DANCER?

  • in which I make a bottom a top while remaining a bottom

  • Well, THERE'S a sentence I didn't think I'd ever read.

  • Dr. Strangejoke, or: How I learned to keep laughing and love M.E.

  • I'm going crazy (going???!!)

  • Subject headers are for pussies!

  • Road trips, controlled substances across state lines, and LJ

  • Buffy is, like, smarter than David Hume and St. Thomas Aquinas. Seriously.

  • Buffy Poon: 101

  • Following this message, this journal will self-destruct in 5..4..3..

Do this in your and spread the fun.

Okay, gotta pick up new specs and Beefcake2000 for the boy. You CAN reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!

You haven't missed me at all, have you? :-D


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Aug. 11th, 2005 10:11 am (UTC)
I've threatened my daughter with "sturdy shoes" to go with her new glasses and braces. Glavin.

Poor stoney's kids. You're so wrong. Hee hee.
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:20 am (UTC)
"GOOOOOOIIIIIIEEE! Mother, don't let the children come too close, or it'll affect my aaaaaaaassthma."

Hee! (Make Sue do the "Glavin" voice.)
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:12 am (UTC)
Heee! Those are hilarious. I would do as you say and follow suit, but I think I might be too lazy and writing frantically.

I missed you so much! C'mere and give me a hug, you sexy thang! **steals your tiara and runs**
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:21 am (UTC)
WRITING! Hooray! I shall keep my eye out.

Now. WHAT was hilarious? The links? HMMMMMM? *hints hugely* Bwah!

*trips you as you run off with my TIARA, OMG!*
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:18 am (UTC)
We need burger buns and cool ranch doritos!

*can't breathe* Prince is awesome, too.

And I am so doing that funniest subject line/cut tag text thing. Those were awesome. I hope my flist isn't too staid.
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:22 am (UTC)
HEEEEEE!! You inspired it, sugartits. DO IT! DO THE MEME!!!
(omg - are you following over there??)
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:23 am (UTC)
Hee. You are wonderful. :)
Aug. 11th, 2005 11:44 am (UTC)
SAME TO YOU AND MORE OF IT!! no more sad! *hugs you gently*
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:23 am (UTC)
I've missed you.

On the other hand, I spent about ten hours talking yesteray, and am out of interesting words. Except, you know what? People thing that wneh they get into a National Park, the laws of man and nature no longer apply, which is scary when they are driving toward you, in your lane, with nowhere to get out of their way which doesn't involve a 3,000 ft drop.

Julia, arrrrggggghhhhh
Aug. 11th, 2005 11:46 am (UTC)
i loved your "gone fishin'" (or, you know, it's equivalent) yesterday. Ahhhh. Mountains. If you need a reminder as to the foolishness of man, feel free to check out my "Stupid People" stories in my memories, from my days in the Tetons. WOW.

People really have no connection to nature, at least, the folks who go to national parks, that is. :-D
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:30 am (UTC)
Threatening with sturdy shoes. Wicked. Don't forget the plaid bell bottoms.
I missed you, missed you much!
*points to exclamation point*
See that proves it I am an exclamation point miser, and i used one for you.
Aug. 11th, 2005 11:47 am (UTC)
The bell bottoms have to be three inches too short, and not in the cute "capri" way. >:)~

I'm here! I'm just... there. Mostly. But I'm reading! Just not.. speaking much. Over here. [/cryptic]
Aug. 11th, 2005 10:40 am (UTC)
BWAH! That Prince thing? Likely the funniest thing ever. And I have missed you!

Poor little stoneys with the orthopedic shoes... shall I drop-ship kiddy-sized Manolos to offset the OMG SO MEEENness of mom? ;)
Aug. 11th, 2005 11:48 am (UTC)
*hugs you sooper tight*
No! No cute shoes! Mommy watched Thirteen and doesn't want her little girl in anything but Sears jumpers and nurse shoes! Until she's 28!!! :-D

Hooray! Someone likes Prince! You should totally join the fan comm and post that. Or, um... not. HA! [/whore]
Aug. 11th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
yay!hugs *hugs back*

GAH! I've avoided Thirteen... I grew up with way too many of those girls and saw it on the way up... don't know if I could sit through it again. But Sears jumpers and nurse shoes? *pets little EarlySeasonWillow!Stoney* Come on now, mom! :-D

LOL... I've been trying to avoid joining. You know you're making it necessary now, don't you? And see, here I was all virtuous before you came along, and now I'm drooling over super!fucking!hot RPS joining crazy crack celeb comms and stuff... Oh, wait a minute. I like all that stuff. In that case, have I told you lately I adore you? *bats eyelashes*
Aug. 11th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
Man, Thirteen tore me UP. Put them on your watch list! Heee! It's SUPER addictive, right? CRAAAAACK.

*twirls you*
Aug. 11th, 2005 06:53 pm (UTC)
Dammit... so now I'm watching the crack. I'm holding you responsible if I lose all productivity and end up staring at the screen streaming helpless tears of laughter, though. Just so you know. < /sly deflection of blame >

Aug. 11th, 2005 11:47 am (UTC)
OMG, you are such a mean mom. Took my title from me! No fair. My older told me once that I was the meanest mom in fifth grade. I cheered for hours. He didn't like that so much.

Damn, I gotta remember the shoes thing at the start of school.

I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing as I read all the funny stuff. My housekeeper will think I'm nuts. I think she already thinks that, but I want to leave some air of mystery.
Aug. 11th, 2005 11:50 am (UTC)
You know how my son "leaves an air of mystery?"
"Pull my finger."

No? Not the right answer? Hee! Hiya, tootsie! School about ready to start? Or is my school district wackadoodle for starting in... OMG! 2 business days!!!!
Aug. 11th, 2005 01:33 pm (UTC)
Dude, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the shiznit (<-- I can do that, well 1/2 of me can do that the other 1/2 must be shunned). I actually have a Brian/Justin vid to the ATHF theme song (the obsession knows NO bounds)

School shopping!!! I have such a school supply shopping kink. Notebooks, pens, pencils, folders, binders!!! *swoons*
Aug. 11th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
I LOVE ATHF! Oh my god, my favorite cracked out cartoon is Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. If only for the jazzy into. Heeee!!

YOU ARE A FREAK! You like that? Maybe I should try shopping for that WITHOUT the kids. Kids + Office Depot = WORST SHOPPING EXPERIENCE EVER.
Aug. 11th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
Yes, we missed you! First you actually get me to read RPS & like it, then you run away...
But if the kids are in school you'll have time to write more of that DB/VC RPS you do so well, right? *bats eyes*

You know what sucks? ME, if you're lucky. Ha ha! CLICK FOR MONKEY PENISES!
I cut because I need to feel.

These were my favorites. There were no monkey penises though. I looked.
Aug. 11th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC)
Welcome back!

I love Holden Websster.
Aug. 12th, 2005 01:02 am (UTC)
I missed you so much I forgot who you are. Who are you? You look older somehow.

All of those had me chuckling away, this I cut because I need to feel had me howling. Thank you for that, I needed it! :D

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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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