Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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GOOD MORNING LUNCH HOUR!

Okay, I'm running late. GAH! This is the week of school supply-buying, doctor's visits, braces, glasses, orthopedici shoes.... Hee! I've threatened my daughter with "sturdy shoes" to go with her new glasses and braces. Glavin. <-- funny to three of you.

DON'T WE ALL NEED A LAUGH? Sure you do! meme, downloads, linkies ALLLLL BELOW....


I feel better. Okay. Number one, I may be slightly prejudiced, *ahem* but THIS may be one of the funniest things ever.

No, wait, THIS IS.

Crap. This is pretty funny, too, and is almost SPECIFICALLY for sdwolfpup. Because she shares the Ron Burgundy love. "I'm going to take your mother out for a reasonably priced seafood dinner, take her home, then never call her again!" "DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! YOU HEAR ME??"

Did you know Colin Farrell was a line dancer?

Okay, I've gone back into an Aqua Teen Hunger Force love-fest lately, and if you don't know what that is... Well, let's just say it's along the lines of the mid-year Simpsons morphed with early Ren & Stimpy. Happiness abounds. Here's their theme song for download. Mirror #1. Mirror #2.

MEME!!
Okay, Best Cut Tags in your journal:

  • COREY FELDMAN! WE'RE IN LOVE AND HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!

  • YOU SHOW ME YOURS FIRST.

  • You know what sucks? ME, if you're lucky. Ha ha! CLICK FOR MONKEY PENISES!

  • I cut you with my text!

  • Oh my god. Well, not MY god, because I defy him and all his works. (Okay, I borrowed that, but it's hilarious.)

  • Silly Flister! Segueways are for kids!

  • Here lies poopsmithery.

  • Anybody wanna shave my cat?

  • Look! Penises! Free Money! Get your High School diploma! DRAW ME!

  • I cut because I need to feel.



Best Subject Headings in your journal:

  • It's Better For You Than Crack, At Least Give Me That Much.

  • Jazz Hands: For The Limp Wristed? Or the burgeoning GENIUS DANCER?

  • in which I make a bottom a top while remaining a bottom

  • Well, THERE'S a sentence I didn't think I'd ever read.

  • Dr. Strangejoke, or: How I learned to keep laughing and love M.E.

  • I'm going crazy (going???!!)

  • Subject headers are for pussies!

  • Road trips, controlled substances across state lines, and LJ

  • Buffy is, like, smarter than David Hume and St. Thomas Aquinas. Seriously.

  • Buffy Poon: 101

  • Following this message, this journal will self-destruct in 5..4..3..



Do this in your and spread the fun.

Okay, gotta pick up new specs and Beefcake2000 for the boy. You CAN reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!


You haven't missed me at all, have you? :-D
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