*deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
My most FAVORITE column at The Onion is written by Smoove B. (whispers: it's who my Prince character at
a_list_celebs is semi-based on, and they probably based Smoove on the real Prince, so...) I just found out he has his own "Personal Page" with recipes (everything is for two - corn for two, etc.) romantic e-cards, personal letters they didn't print in The Onion, etc. Oh my GOD, I laughed my ass off. Can I just say that writing for The Onion would be an absolute dream come true? Holy crap, those people get paid to be that funny. *wants to move to San Fransisco to work for them!!!*
Also: for those looking out for it, The Aristocrats comes out on DVD Dec. 6th? That was printed in the Dallas Morning News today. Hooray!
And here's an old clip from the Soul Train. My Saturdays were spent groovin' with my older sister and my mom while she did laundry with Bobbie. Bobbie was an ebony goddess who taught us white kids how to bump and do the Hot Chocolate and get our groove on, basically. I think my worship of Asian women stems from watching Soul Train. You know that one chick? She had her own spot/platform? Super long hair and great clothes and moves? She could GROOVE. Man, I loved that show. The women would pop lock and get down, it was about great dancing - not being a slut back then, and the animated train! The SOOOOOOUUUUUUL train! UH! No DVDs are available. Boo! I'd love to watch old eps.
And I hereby declare that I WILL get my holiday decorations up by... this weekend? Possibly? And that is a definite maybe. *rocks out to Crooklyn soundtrack*
My most FAVORITE column at The Onion is written by Smoove B. (whispers: it's who my Prince character at
a_list_celebs is semi-based on, and they probably based Smoove on the real Prince, so...) I just found out he has his own "Personal Page" with recipes (everything is for two - corn for two, etc.) romantic e-cards, personal letters they didn't print in The Onion, etc. Oh my GOD, I laughed my ass off. Can I just say that writing for The Onion would be an absolute dream come true? Holy crap, those people get paid to be that funny. *wants to move to San Fransisco to work for them!!!*Also: for those looking out for it, The Aristocrats comes out on DVD Dec. 6th? That was printed in the Dallas Morning News today. Hooray!
And here's an old clip from the Soul Train. My Saturdays were spent groovin' with my older sister and my mom while she did laundry with Bobbie. Bobbie was an ebony goddess who taught us white kids how to bump and do the Hot Chocolate and get our groove on, basically. I think my worship of Asian women stems from watching Soul Train. You know that one chick? She had her own spot/platform? Super long hair and great clothes and moves? She could GROOVE. Man, I loved that show. The women would pop lock and get down, it was about great dancing - not being a slut back then, and the animated train! The SOOOOOOUUUUUUL train! UH! No DVDs are available. Boo! I'd love to watch old eps.
And I hereby declare that I WILL get my holiday decorations up by... this weekend? Possibly? And that is a definite maybe. *rocks out to Crooklyn soundtrack*
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Comments
*grooves to September*
What was that woman's NAME?? I've been searching for an HOUR and she's just "the hot Asian chick." Which, she WAS, but... NAMES, please.
DAMN I loved that show. Why isn't that on DVD? I would totally buy that and rock the hell OUT. One of my favorite parts of Crooklyn was the little clips of Soul Train when the kids are in the bedroom practicing their moves.
*does the Re-Run*
*Does the the Raj(as in roger thomas)*
I have NO clue what her name is, now I want to know, starts calling her insane friends to look.
Yes it needs to be on DVD we need a petition, no a movement, no a revolution. A SOOOOOOOUUUUUUUULLLLLLL Revolution.
But I do love me some Smoove B.! He is one classy lookin-to-get-laid kinda guy!
SMOOVE! Herbert Kornfeld is another fave. Oh, my GOD, when I was working in IT? He was one of the few things keeping me sane. And Nick Burns - your company's computer guy! Hee!
*slides you fudge*
Also... SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL Train!!!!!!! Don Cornelius is a hero.
(Are you singing the guitar line after the intro? And bobbin' ya head? Man, that STILL is a good groove.)
*crosses heart, hopes to die*
Stupid Real Player and iTunes.
Mad Agnes and "Guardian."
*loves and squishes* How are you feeling? Why is your cat digging in its water dish? No, wait, don't answer. It's the unanswerables that make me love cats more. :-D
And must see that movie!
(If you can't find the DVD out there, let me know. That is something you MUST have.)
I cannot stress how much this show rocks. It just gets better and better with every ep!
I'll get that up tomorrow?
Man them bitchass Accounts Receevable hos bin talkin shit bout tha Vision 2011 I$O9000 presentation J-Dawg come up wit - we gon' hafta roll up, smackabitch or two, know what I'm sayin? Gots my muthafuckin Swingline ready, yo. Sayin we ain't zipped our OST files right. Shit. Been zipping files since I was BORN.
Bitch tryin' ta mess with my Screen Saver? That shit was TIGHT, yo! All peaceful and shit with a muthafuckin' forest? DAMN! That bitch be a muthafuckin' Sharpie-head, fa realz.
Yeah she got some ass-ugly pic of her shorties as her Screen Saver, you seen that shit? DAMN. J-Dawg say he want a paternity test, I say what he gon do when he fail that just like he fail his muthafuckin' 5-S Certification? Bitch cain't pass NOTHIN. Sharpie-head nothin, it's muthafuckin' WITE-OUT now. Sheeeeeit. You ain't see me messin' wit dat, rolled wit 2 many APs got they heads fucked, fell to tha wayside cuz of tha brush.
Gotsta roll. B-Rad done tricked out that Zen waterwheel, tha one tha HR bitches gave him for his Fifth Anniversary? Laid some muthafuckin' spinners in it. Gon check it out. Shit is bad, said he got it off some Asian chick in the Tar-jizzle SupaStore parkin lot on Glendale. Man them Glendale muthafuckas is ROUGH.
CRAP. Now it's January 24th. The soundtrack (??) is out on Dec. 6th. I'll have a Blue Christmas...
Did you get your decorations out yet? Not me, but maybe soon.
I was down at the Greenville Avenue Whole Foods yesterday? (The Lomo Alto one's way better, I know, but I also needed to hit the Goody Goody for Maker's Mark and voddy.) And I'm talking to the fish lady and that one hippy guy, and then that hispanic guy that I have a crush on and then I see Michael of Michael's Motorcycle out in front of the John's Cafe building that they're tearing down - Boo hoo! I saw Avanti is closing, too (?) Anyhoo... How sad is it that they're bulldozing for a bank? And MAN! I miss living in Lakewood! And I felt like telling somebody that used to live there too.
Hope you're having a great weekend. It's so pretty out! I'm going to go pull up the old stuff in my garden.