Charisma Nipples
Layer in a shot glass equal portions of: Vanilla vodka, butterscotch schnapps, Bailey's. It's pleasing to the eye as well as the mouf.
Red Hots
Half a jigger of Goldschlager, half a jigger of cinnamon schnapps, blended.
Three Wise Men
Layer: Vodka, Jeagermeister (shudders), 151
(Have enough of these and YOU'LL see a Star in the East. Jeager makes the Baby Jesus cry. And NOW the sheep are up, THANKS, Baby Jesus, sheesh.)
Champagne Royal
In the bottom of a flute, a single raspberry, a splash of Chambord, top with champagne. (This is my favorite)
Bellini
One part peach nectar, 3 parts champagne - chilled. (This is my second favorite)
Off to the store to pick up a Chateaubriand for Beef Wellington on Christmas Day. (Um, that was in NO WAY influenced by my mother in law's decision to host a Christmas Dinner on C. Eve when everyone was planning on eating at my house. Ahem. I see your dry, tasteless turkey and I raise you a Beef Wellington. As Colbert says: IT'S FRENCH, BITCH.)