Hello. My name is Stoney. And I. Love. COCK. *sheds a perfect tear, collects in a jar that I will present to _(celebrity that is worshipped)_ when I finally meet them at a convention*
You taking? Lemme know. SO I CAN REJOICE ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY PENIS WITH YOU. *sews velvet pillow for my husband's nards to rest upon*
For the record? I'm a sarcastic bitch. Remember: broken inside. I hope everyone has a SAFE NIGHT with NO DRINKING AND DRIVING. Cabs are cheaper than wrecking your car.