Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
stoney321

Oh, I've got joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.

Where? Down in my heart. Who? Down in my heart! ~Rod and Todd Flanders. Iron helps us play!

Sorry for the whine from yesterday - nothing's changed, except the resignation on our part. BFF (Chrissy) has cheered me up in the best way possible: mocking my children. God, I love that woman. Emily (4 years old) sent "Aunt Chrissy" an email. Here is their exchange:

emily
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*~*

Emily,
Can't understand a word.  Are you home-schooled?
--Aunt Chrissy

She then sent a second email chastising me for my daughter's underdeveloped reptilian brain, and how this is a sign of my bad parenting, and how even worm babies can communicate better. Ahahaha! Also, books! She sent me a package of books!

The peculiar Memories of Thomas Penman, Bruce Robinson
Mirror, Mirror, Gregory Macguire
A Woman Named Solitude, Andre Schwartz-Bart
Boy Still Missing, John Searles
Traplines, Eden Robinson
Namib, Mark Reid
Fury, Salman Rushdie
Fortune's Rocks, Anita Shreve
bone, Fae Myenne Ng
The Intelligencer, Leslie Silbert
Married to a Stranger, Nahid Rachlin
Riding in the Shadows of the Saints, Jana Richman
Juniper Tree Burning, Goldberry Long

Anyone read any of these? Thoughts? Commentary? Cookies? Her plane will land 7 days from RIGHT NOW. I am so excited to have her come for a visit!! It's been almost a YEAR. That's too long.

THIS INTERVIEW with Bill O'Reilly and David Letterman made me squirm, but feel joy about David. "60% of what you say is crap." I'd say that number is higher, but I'm glad he said it. And then you have Stephen Colbert and Conan O'Brien mocking it? Ahahahaha!!!

I spent an HOUR on this site - it certainly kills time in a pleasant way. Nice, peaceful, slightly odd in spots, and completely worksafe. I hope everyone has a WONDERFUL Friday, the weekend's almost here officially. I smooch you all!!
Tags: funneh, my family, the bff
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