10. You're horrified by the topic.
9. Yet you keep reading.
8. There are
7. Possibly tense changes *cough* which are accidental and a downfall of mine
6. There's a seriously cracked out pairing. *cough* Mayor/Snyder Mpreg anyone?
5. I might turn a few Connor-haters into Connor tolerators.
4. Did I mention the musicals?
3. You've just read the line: "perfectly good mulatto ass-baby."
2. It's a really good story, but due to the lack of porn, you won't READ IT.
1. Abuse of the word WEE.
Additions? Complaints? ...pie?