Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
stoney321

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I am freeeeeeeeeeee!

And what do I do? Fart around on the computer. But I walked 5 miles today! With a stroller! Uphill! In the wind! I also just took a literal cat nap. I became a cat. No, I laid down for a quickie (not the fun kind) and ALL THE CATS jumped up and snuggled. Whee! But Hope has stinky breath so I left their kitty cabal and shamed their poor dental hygiene. They blinked at me a lot. They are ASSHOLES.

I AM FASCINATING. Hey! How about some polls?



I knew it. You are sooo predictable.

Poll #664637 In Which I Ask the Hard Questions:

I put my hand up on your hip. When I dip, you dip, we:

dip
15(40.5%)
slip
5(13.5%)
flip
7(18.9%)
have weasel/monkey love
10(27.0%)

It rubs the lotion on its:

skin
16(43.2%)
fin
7(18.9%)
Special Private Parts
6(16.2%)
Naughty No Nos
8(21.6%)

Or else it gets the:

hose again
16(44.4%)
bag of crap
2(5.6%)
shit beaten out of it
3(8.3%)
bag of weasels and monkeys making love. Passionate, tender love.
15(41.7%)

Can't touch it.

True
20(54.1%)
False
17(45.9%)

Scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a 1 and 10 being a 10, Stoney is how crazy?

Mean: 7.72 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.41
1
2(5.6%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(2.8%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
2(5.6%)
6
3(8.3%)
7
7(19.4%)
8
5(13.9%)
9
4(11.1%)
10
12(33.3%)

Three words or less, this is how you describe me.

What? You thought I was joking about the three words? Okay, less than 20 this time.





I'm going to make pad Thai with spicy shrimp for lunch. And then make SHORTBREAD. And then finish my final bit of the Scottish ficathon Andrew thingamajigger.

Spam me with jokes! Links! Porn! I dun kair. TAKE MY POLL. Doo eet.

[ETA]: I are dum. The "three words or less" was made into three LETTERS or less. Scrabble call out! Make it count, people.
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