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Okay. I have JUST NOW told the dude that WILL NOT STOP ARGUING WITH swmbo in the "Get better, or die trying" post to Cease and DESIST. Mostly because he is using the CHEWBACCA DEFENSE. I kid you not. I have given him the assignment of using the mathematical equation I formulated and solving for half-wit. And show your work. (And it's worth it to read the whole thing because she is SO GOOD at handing people their asses with a smile on her face.)

FINAL STATEMENT ON MOCKING (which, incidentally was NOT the topic of the post, huh.): Are you trying to tell me that Dave Chappelle shouldn't mock Gallagher? Seinfeld can't mock Carrot Top? Not that I'm at that level of game, of course, but you SEE MY POINT.

GALLAGHER. Friggin'... COME ON.

Now. I want to get some inspiration. Can anyone give me a prompt: pairing, scenario, rating, and get my ass in gear with writing? Fandoms to include: any celebrity, Buffy/Angel-verse, Coupling, Star Wars, PotC. First 10 unless something that cannot be denied comes down the pike.

Please? With sugar on top? And then I'll open them up for concrit. 10-Q! [ETA]Okay! Got my 10, now Imma get cracking.

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entrenous88
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:41 am (UTC)
Heee!

Milkshakes and french fries. King Ralph. Hand jobs. :D
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:47 am (UTC)
DEAR LORD.

100 words? *stretches and buys Gatorade, shakes out arms, cracks neck, nods vigorously, eye on the PRIZE*

I'm going in.
entrenous88
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:49 am (UTC)
HA!

It can clearly be FIVE THOUSAND WORDS!!!

*wins*

entrenous88
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:49 am (UTC)
Also? This is perhaps the best prompt *ever* for this pairing. I mean, I'm tempted to steal this away and write it myself.
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:49 am (UTC)
Let's have dueling drabbles!

*hands you the banjo, haha!*
entrenous88
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:50 am (UTC)
Right on!

Will it bug you if I try to write it too? Seriously -- tell me to back off your milkshake, Stoney!
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:52 am (UTC)
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

OMG< I looooove the idea of us both taking the same idea and writing our own things! It's BRILLIANT!!

Is it a drabble? Double drabble? Ficlet? Towelette?
entrenous88
Feb. 2nd, 2006 08:54 am (UTC)
Towelette!

I bet there is a Mormon girl out there named Towelette.

I'm thinking I'll try to keep it under 500 words. So short fic, but probably not possible as a drabble. Though if you can do it in 100 words, more power to you!
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:27 am (UTC)
I AM SO DOING THIS!

Also, I have made an icon that is probably only making me laugh, but it's MY JOURNAL, I'LL MOCK/LAUGH/CRY/ALIENATE MYSELF if I want to!
entrenous88
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:30 am (UTC)
I laugh because you laugh! But the formula confuses me. Yet I laugh anyway!

Am I spamming you with comments? Seriously.

And should I get Japanese food for lunch? Seriously!
stoney321
Feb. 2nd, 2006 09:32 am (UTC)
The formula makes PERFECT SENSE. Not unlike the half-wit's comments.

NOW. you need to get an avacado roll and a spicy cucumber roll, yes?

MMMMMM. SO fresh and clean in your mouth. Not unlike- Well. *points to icon*

Tastes like a handful of nickels.

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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