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Coupla things...

Number one: GHOST TOWN, yo. Okay, I've been out all morning, too, but JEEZ. I expect to come back and find skip=80 or something. But: flowers! Spring is springing and I'm sooo excited. (Um, julia_here? Look for an email from me at some point today. My email can be wonky, so that's why I'm putting a notice here.)

Number Two: Who watches Scrubs on my flist? Like it, do ya? Go to cherusha's LJ and read the great Scrubs fic she's started. The BEST Dr. Cox voice I've ever seen outside the show. And the Janitor!! *cough* There's a special guest star, bwah! Good, fun stuff - GO! (so far, Gen. 3 parts coming.)

Number Three: I'm working on some PORN. I feel the need for PORN. And two bullet-proof kinks of mine: blow jobs and prison bars. What? Just me?

Sue? Where'd ya go? Phone die?

Number Four: and WOE!! Oh, I was moody and sad, but WOE! At a_list_celebs, Jack and Will have broken up. Waaaah! (And a million people sigh in relief) Bastards. They were awesome! Best cracked out pairing EVER. Next to Kevin Spacey and Prince. Or Donatella Versace and Paul Bettany. I had to soothe my sad little 'shipper heart with "...Say Anything," the BEST RO-COM EVER. With the BEST MOVIE BOYFRIEND EVER. So. Who's the best boyfriend on TV/Movies/Books ever? Here's my list:

Gilbert Blythe
Lloyd Dobbler (omg, John Cusack! Sooo big a crush on him.)
Jake Ryan (unf. STILL gorgeous.)
Nic Cage in Valley Girl (what was his name???)
Ben Stiller in Reality Bites. Ahahaha! WRONG.

Spam me! Soothe my sad little Will Ferrell lovin' heart! (shut it. I like nice guys that are funny.)


Mar. 10th, 2006 01:12 am (UTC)
Heeeeee, No one is a good boyfriend who gives their girlfriend away, no matter how awful she is!!!

Mar. 10th, 2006 05:58 am (UTC)
Okay, NOW you are just being ridiculous.

Hello! Prom Queen wanted to be with Farmer Ted and MOST LIKELY DID HIM IN HER CHURCH PARKING LOT! (You go to church?) or (Dammit, Mom, I've got my headgear!)

When it isn't working, the best thing to do is let it go, Jess. Jake? He let it go. And picked the small redhead with no boobs. HE WINS! *bawls uncontrollably*

And you didn't even TRY and console me over the fact that my fake internet boyfriend and my fake identity are kaput! THE FAKE LOVE IS OVER!
Mar. 10th, 2006 06:05 am (UTC)
She didn't know who he was until she woke up from her drunken stupor! (Didn't he say "You own a church?") She didn't want to be with him when Jake dumped her in the convertible!

He picked the girl who wanted to do it with him! He knew nothing else about her, except that she was obsessed with him and he wanted someone totally focused on him!

Dude, don't get me wrong. I heart sixteen candles. I cheer when Sam looks up and Jake is leaning against his car waiting for her and she turns behind her to make sure she's the one he's looking for. And I love that he brings her undies back. Still! Objectively, not a good boyfriend.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, my condolences on your LOST FAKE LOVE!
Mar. 10th, 2006 06:11 am (UTC)
Oh, GOD. I know all of this, really. He sees her weird picture and likes how she's always looking at him. "Its kind of cool the way she's always looking at me."

THIS IS JUST A 15 YEAR OLD'S FANTASY THAT I'VE CARRIED OVER! Basically i thought Jake was the hottest fucking thing ever.

The ABSOLUTE BEST Movie boyfriend without a doubt is Lloyd Dobbler. Hands down. (And I dated him! He went by the name of Jason S__ol then, but oh! And his mother hated me. And ruined us. But he was LLOYD. All null and void...)

*lays head on your shoulder for my fake breakup consolation* We should eat some not-ice cream to soothe me.
Mar. 10th, 2006 06:14 am (UTC)
Heeee, Lloyd Dobbler is great, though if we're allowed to go outside the teen movie genre, I heart Nicholas Cage's character in Moonstruck. Hummina.

Sad that Jason's mother broke you up! Those mean mothers of the world, standing in the way of love!

We should eat some not-ice cream to soothe me.
We should! And fake!cookie-dough. *gets out not-spoons*
Mar. 10th, 2006 06:21 am (UTC)
AHHH!! Oh, of course we can leave teen movies. Oh! Oh! Alan Rickman's Captain... Somethingsomething in Sense and Sensibility! *SWOON* (What about Nic's Sailor in Wild At Heart? That was a love that couldn't be denied. Bit violent, but... he sure loved his woman.)

(Oh, it's one of those heartbreaks I still ache over. He was sooooo lovely. The most romantic boy I've even dated, ever. That was... sophomore year of college? Sigh.)

NO!!! NO MORE COOKIE-DOUGH!! (*cough* check out Will's post in a_list_celebs for an explanation. An photoshopped picture!! Great minds think alike. Hahaha!!)
Mar. 10th, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)

I think that a cement truck full might have been overdoing it, Will!
Mar. 10th, 2006 06:44 am (UTC)
Ahahahaha!!! I don't think you can see it in the picture, but the truck is owned by "Ferrel Interprises."

(Will has started many a business *cough* and one of his "interests" is Will Ferrell's business acumen. He's sad, but he's SMART.)
Mar. 10th, 2006 01:36 pm (UTC)
Colonel Brandon, plebe.
Mar. 10th, 2006 01:37 pm (UTC)
also wtf is that icon, it is SUPPOSED to be JACK SPARROW.
Mar. 10th, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
Um... it is definitely not Sparrow. Bwah!

And I was going to say Brandon, but thought I had it wrong, but the fact remains he is DREAMY. *sighs*


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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