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First, Happy Birthday to sangueuk! I hope you, the Minis and Mr. Sangue have a great day, there's wine with Boozekit, and cuddles with Twiggy!

Second, looking for crack fic? Crack RPS fic? With Matt-n-Trey, the creators of South Park? And some good mocking of Scientology? LOOK NO FURTHER. grammar_glamour has provided you with your fix.

Third, EVERYONE HAS BEEN DOWN IN THE DUMPS. I try and bring the fun, the lightheartedness, and dammit, I'm not going to quit. You need more? You REALLY should be checking out a_list_celebs. We now have OPRAH. Oprah. Dolly. Britney Spears. Jen-n-Vince. J. Lo. Denis Leary. Jim Carrey. To name but a few. Check out our fantastic new banner made by our Jen Aniston:

We recently lost our Johnny Depp and would LOVE to have a new application for him. We'd love a Matt Damon for our Ben Affleck, too. *cough* Just got word of a (possible) new Tom Cruise. WHO DOESN'T LIKE CELEBRITY PARODY? Wait - I don't wanna know. (and personally, I would go BANANAS for a Ben Stiller. Or either of the Wilson brothers)

I'm off to run errands, be back around lunch for those needing me (and you know who you are.) and I hope everyone has a GOOD DAY. (And I've had a ball reading everyone's Mad Libs from last post.)



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Mar. 23rd, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
I always said life needs a master of ceremonies, and you're it.

Julia, now if we could only get a choreographer...
Mar. 23rd, 2006 07:41 am (UTC)
*taps chin* They need to know how to implement Jazz Hands...

Also: HI!

Now I really am scootching out the door...
Mar. 23rd, 2006 07:55 am (UTC)
Sheeetload of work just came my way. :(

(can we push until Friday? Start something new, that is.)

Mar. 23rd, 2006 08:05 am (UTC)
OH man, just realized. Am totally bringing the DitD attitude to your post.

*irons hands and repents*
Mar. 23rd, 2006 10:05 am (UTC)
(for you I will wait until _____)

Also... *acts cool like I know what DitD means*

*purchases salve* I mean, come on. Ironing. That's gonna hurt later.
Mar. 23rd, 2006 10:46 am (UTC)
(DitD = Down in the Dumps. Pronounced DI-ti-DEE. Acronyms rule.)

Oh, and I love how the banner's arranged: Nessa's giving the ol' stink-eye to Jack, Busey's apparently stroking Donatella's hair (or about to jump into a soliloquy), Colin has his cheek pressed up against J.Lo's cheek, and JKR's in the background with that broom (I really love that icon for some reason).
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Mar. 23rd, 2006 10:06 am (UTC)

Fic meth. Because I value my teeth.

You bring the crack to the yard and I'm all, "damn right. It's better than yours." or however the fuck that song goes. :D
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Mar. 23rd, 2006 10:21 am (UTC)
I thank you. I made that in a batch, should you need a crack pipe icon.

*rubs neck skin, jitters*
Mar. 23rd, 2006 03:00 pm (UTC)
thank you, hon! :::licks you:::
Mar. 23rd, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
*holds your hair while you blow out the candles*

*all 29 of them*
Mar. 23rd, 2006 03:08 pm (UTC)
You bring the LOVE. Don't ever stop.

And the crack. *shuffles two bills over to you*
Mar. 23rd, 2006 04:26 pm (UTC)
Oh, nice icon!

*looks shiftily left and right, slips money in pocket and hands you small envelope* You'll be back.
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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