Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
stoney321

Good Morning!

Somehow, I ended up with a whole bunch of new folks on this journal, which.... HELLO! you did read the user info page, right? I'm a complete spazz. Fair warning! And a little reminder that you don't have to ask to friend me, I know there are a bunch of people who just read this space without interaction, which is fine. Commenting and chatting is fine, as always! I know there are some people who do those "getting to know you" fill out thingies, but I haven't had enough coffee in my blood system to be that coherent, so I'm doing it in poll format!



Poll #700963 There is still time to flee while you can!

I am a

boy
3(3.9%)
girl
69(89.6%)
hybrid
5(6.5%)

My (the poll taker) LJ is primarily a:

fandom journal
20(26.0%)
personal journal
22(28.6%)
something I created to stalk you because you bannorated me, ho!
0(0.0%)

If you answered fandom LJ, what is your primary fandom?

BtVS/AtS
32(47.1%)
Firefly
0(0.0%)
SGA
0(0.0%)
PotC
3(4.4%)
Star Wars
0(0.0%)
VM
0(0.0%)
My Little Pony's BDSM slash
0(0.0%)
other, I'll tell you in comments.
6(8.8%)

Other fandoms I'm interested in:

RPS about major celebs
19(35.8%)
RPS about old school celebs
2(3.8%)
Bibleslash
2(3.8%)
Quo'ran slash
1(1.9%)
Slashing prices at Price Mart!
15(28.3%)

If I was a superhero, I'd want this power:

flight
21(27.3%)
stretchability (Plastic Man!)
1(1.3%)
eye lazers
7(9.1%)
finger fire
3(3.9%)
invisibility (aw... Don't pick this.)
3(3.9%)
a super cock!
4(5.2%)
a super nahni! (puh. figure it out, people)
3(3.9%)
superpowered evil brain!
20(26.0%)
power naps!
15(19.5%)

Pick the following Bad!Fic sentence:

I watched him groom himself, lifting first his left then his right ball as he comb through the matted hair.
5(6.7%)
He watching punching the hell out of his prostrate.
8(10.7%)
She draped her meat curtains over his love tool. "Uuuuunnnhuhhuh!" she sighed.
24(32.0%)
The dark haired one said to the blonfe, "I love you. Callthe red head and we'll make love while the sleek black haired one spanks his monkey."
10(13.3%)
Any fic that uses "cum" and is not used as a Latin word.
11(14.7%)

Stoney, yure meen. My stance on concrit is:

Mocking bad!fic (without linking to the source material) causes

the baby Jesus to cry, but let's face it. He cries over a LOT of things.
8(10.5%)
the baby SATAN to cry, which is harder, because his HEART is harder.
6(7.9%)
Like his cock.
8(10.5%)
You did NOT just go there!
3(3.9%)
Yes, yes I did. Oh, and it's super hilarious to mock bad shit.
51(67.1%)

I (the poll taker) will be defriending you (stoney):

ASAP
0(0.0%)
(this empty space brought to you by the person who already defriended you)
2(2.6%)
Never! OMG soul mates!
43(56.6%)
Okay, not any time soon, but it's because I believe in keeping my ENEMIES CLOSER.
23(30.3%)

I was this old for my first kiss:

10-12
22(29.3%)
13-15
32(42.7%)
16-18
12(16.0%)
18-21
2(2.7%)
...stilll waiting. For WriterCon.
5(6.7%)

I was this old when I lost my... flower.

pre-teen (oh, honey. I'm sorry.)
1(1.4%)
13-16
15(20.3%)
16-18
26(35.1%)
>18
24(32.4%)
..STILL with the waiting. What, you think I've had sex but not kissed? I'm not Julia Roberts.
8(10.8%)

I like reading the following:

het
1(1.3%)
gen
0(0.0%)
character study
1(1.3%)
f/f
0(0.0%)
m/m
8(10.5%)
any fic with donkey punching.
5(6.6%)

Donkey Punch means:




Holy sheet! That's one big poll. I'll wait a few days before checking to see how many people defriended me over that one. WHEEEEEEE!! and I don't look often so you can drop me like a bad habit and there will be no hurt feelings, yo.

*cough* In other news, I may have a new list of Gud Summries coming up - oh lord.*cough* And my lovely, lovely Kako had her baby and is well - even though VERY early, yipes! - and I saw pictures and OH! baby boys!! *so proud of my brave, brave mskakaako*

[ETA]: It's ely_jan's birthday?? *kicks semagic for not telling me* Happy birthday! She is a KICK ASS beta, a great person, and I like her bunches. I hope today is one of the better days in recent past, tootsie pop! *squish*

[ETA2:] DAMMIT!! If HP is your fandom, let me have it in comments. I TOTALLY FLAKED, THE HELL? (I was going for the joke, but the JOKE IS ON ME.)
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