This Britishism brought to you by the non-stop Jeeves and Wooster themed dreams I had last night, thanks in part to
But this is not why you are reading this! Oh, admit it. You skimmed. MASTERLIST for the GUD SUMMRIES FUNAFICATHINGATHONGBANGAGONG. Entries can be posted prior to July 4th, just be sure to provide me with a link ON July 4th. There will be email reminders at the end of May and June to give your brains a poke, just in case. Remember: you only have to be better than the summrie. :)

The red-headed stepchild of all crossovers. BtVS, ST-DS9, Highlander, X-Files, Star Wars, ST-TNG, L&C, etc. etc. etc. Many inconsistencies, but hey, what the hey. Unfortunately, no part of this story involves Angel and a lightsaber. (Have fun with that! BWAH!)
If that's just too daunting for you, how about: Five years in the making, a hero is born through the eyes of one Watcher. OOOOOUUUUUUCH.
And because it would be a CRIME FOR HIM NOT TO DO THIS, (hint, hint)
It's 1990. Spike makes the mistake of feasting off an extremely stoned audience member at a Public Enemy concert. The drugs somehow cause him to reconnect with his inner Victorian-era Tory...
Resulting, in perhaps, one of the worst rap battles in history, wherein Spike rebuts Flavor Flav's performance of "911 is a Joke" with the unfortate "I Must Say, 911 is Very Much Not a Joke, I'll have you know".
I am STILL laughing over that, Dave. THE POSSIBILITIES.
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