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...someone's having a Biiiiiiirthday!

Today is crazydiamondsue's birthday!


Oh god our EYES. Sorry. How about some picspam???

What can be said about Sue that hasn't been drawn hastily with a Bic pen on a bathroom stall? What could possibly be added to the history and mystique that is Crazydiamond Sue that has not been spray-painted on the underside of an overpass (and believe me, for small town southern boys, that is the HEIGHT of true love.)

Well, frankly, a lot. Fabulous hair, nails that can cut you like a knife and look good while doing it, a work phone voice to melt the heart of a NT stock broker, Sue is a woman of mystery. Or intrigue. Of Oklahoma.

Some things Sue loves:

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I could literally post a zillion pictures, all of which she's seen before, but she'd still be okay with that. She may love her Caza - and she does! - but Xander... Oh, Xander. He of the chocolate eyes and woobiefied storylines. In... fic. In a Speedo bursting at the seams, in a paper hat. Covered in goo from a demon or silently laughing and wiggling his hands in small circles in anticipation of the yearly Snoopy Dance with his favorite Jew, Xander won the heart of our birthday girl. Mostly because (and this is a secret!) THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.

And THAT, dear friends, is why she writes such great Xander.

Because she is HE. Except with a ginormous rack. A tip o' the hat to you, friend.

On this auspicious occasion, I hope that your day is lovely and filled with all the good things you love: a day with Caza, Binkley and Daisy and Max snurgling with you, gifts (which should be there if not at your lunch time, when you get home, AHEM), a lovely dinner and good friends.

I hope you got to luxuriate in a bath this morning:
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Or perhaps you prefer a shower?
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NO MATTER! And as we both know, Caza doesn't really bake. Yes, he is a man of many talents, but cake baking may not be one of them. And if he presents you with his idea of a birthday cake:
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then sweetheart, it was the THOUGHT that counts. And pull the onions off, 'cause there could be kissin' later and you don't want any onion breath squelching further plans he may have. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

And finally, because it is YOUR birthday, I thought I'd give in and succumb to your Air Supply love. In my own way, of course.

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*hums to "I'm all outta love"* "Hey there dear friend! Your jacket looks awesome! The sleeves are pushed up. I'm digging it buddy."


I leave you with cat haikus to make you laugh, my one true gift. In my mind.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.

And one to grow on:

Crazy diamond Sue
Hair of brown, feet are so wee.
Nursing students: dumb




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Apr. 25th, 2006 07:18 am (UTC)
Heee, love those Cute Overload pics. And Ice Cream Truck Xander, yay! *celebrates Sue with you*
Apr. 25th, 2006 07:25 am (UTC)
Truly, they have given that website the perfect name.

*puts on special flip-flops and pours us all blueberry wine in honor of Sue Day*
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Apr. 25th, 2006 08:29 am (UTC)
*beams joy at you*

If only I could have found a pic of tater tots with chili and cheese with a candle... Then you could pretend to eat that while you have your healthy lunch today! (GO YOU!!)
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Apr. 25th, 2006 08:31 am (UTC)
I laughed out loud when I saw that kitty/shower pic. HAHAHA!! WOE.

I fully support a placard reading that last line. She could tape it to her drawer and pull it out and laugh when someone is being particularly stupid!
Apr. 25th, 2006 08:50 am (UTC)
Hee, Xander and beasties, what a fitting tribute!

Apr. 25th, 2006 10:16 am (UTC)
YAY!! The cat in the shower is cracking me up!!
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Apr. 25th, 2006 10:16 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA!! YAY!! (You going home for lunch? I think UPS is on it's way)
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Apr. 25th, 2006 10:22 am (UTC)
HA! She has a lobster! And I actually got it in Boston when on a cruise.

It has been relegated to the bottom of the toy box, however. Poor lobster - not getting any lovin'. THe blue whale is the preferred snuggly aquatic creature. Aside from the many shark toys. o_O
Apr. 25th, 2006 09:49 am (UTC)
Stoney, that is just about the best happy birfday post I have EVER seen! CrazyDiamondSue is lucky to have a beautiful wife like you!
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Apr. 25th, 2006 10:22 am (UTC)

Happy Birthday!

I don't have any pretty xander icons so here's a soggy cat...
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:17 am (UTC)

That word... I do not think it means... what you think it means. :)

*preens over the use of beautiful, however misguided* Dude, I'm still in my running clothes. I am funKAY and not in a cool 70s Fly way.
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:45 am (UTC)
Well you may not currently be married, but it pretty obvious that you two were married to each other in at least one previous lifetime! You think too much alike and luff each other too much for that not to be true. And heck, for all I know, you might have been the husband and not the wife...
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:52 am (UTC)
We're like the non-murdering version of Dead Again!

(Who's Kenneth and who's Emma in this version, Sue?)
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Apr. 25th, 2006 09:50 am (UTC)
I love the cat haikus!
They're brilliant..and so true.
Happy Birthday! crazydiamondsue

(hey, that sort of rhymes.)

from someone who was once a dumb nursing student..
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:18 am (UTC)
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:36 am (UTC)
HAHAHHA! One of the many reasons I'm glad Sue was born was because I got to meet you! I love this post, expounding the Sueness of Sue. I didn't see that there was a nekkid person in that shower until I looked again, then the poor kitty expression made sense. I did that to a cat once; she insisted on following me into the bathroom, so I made her stay and watch me bathe; I scarred her for life. Anywho, haikus!
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:51 am (UTC)
CAT HAIKUS. Yes, please! Aw, Sue. I have 1/2 of my flist because of Sue. *laughs as they all wait for Sue to defriend me so THEY can finally clean me off their flists, too*

I had a cat that - no matter what - would climb in the shower with me. He LOVED being wet. Obviously, he was a malfunctioning cat and I should have sent him back. (He liked playing in the toilet, too. The weirdo.)
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Apr. 25th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
all these cat icons above are so cute! I had a cat once who loved to jump in the bathtub with me but only when it was a bubble bath! Those cat haikus rock!
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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