Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
stoney321

Killing time...

I have tried to post this ALL DAY. Like, three or four times now. Satan was working against me. Satan = GMAIL CHAT. Every time I was almost done, a *ping* and Seamgic would close without saving. Gargh!!

I laughed so hard while reading this I had to lay my head down on my desk and catch my breath a little. No, I'm not morbidly obese. It's funny. I may be a little punchy from lack of sleep, also. So if your computer starts acting up while you are trying to write something Important, it may... be... trying...

Oh.

A POLL!

No they didn't. I'm just in an Episode 4 kind of mood.

Poll #732313 TIME WASTER!

Letting the:

days go by, let the water hold me down.
17(36.2%)
dogs out brought that song into fruition, and you should be ashamed.
7(14.9%)
idiots online is good, because we will be amused for years.
23(48.9%)

You can't:

touch this.
22(46.8%)
touch THAT.
10(21.3%)
touch his.
4(8.5%)
touch your own.
3(6.4%)

Select the correct sentence(s) from the following:

First you slip your hand over his zipper, THEN you encounter hardness.
1(2.2%)
IT'S a banana. Bananas are more yellow THAN strawberries.
2(4.3%)
Strawberries over naughty bits ELICIT pleasurable moans.
6(13.0%)
If the person with the hard banana is 15, that is an ILLICIT act.
3(6.5%)
This poll is wasting your and my's time.
7(15.2%)

The following are stupid new fashion trends:

metallic anything.
0(0.0%)
big bags with bedazzled shit on them. Seriously: you're carrynig too much if that's the right size for you.
4(8.5%)
GAUCHOS when you are not standing before a bull in Mehico
4(8.5%)
SKINNY JEANS. What, are you in a Whitesnake video?
5(10.6%)
Wedge sandals with many thin straps criss-crossing, especially if it is metallic faux-leather
2(4.3%)

This is a:

poll.
37(78.7%)
pole.
6(12.8%)
POLISH, you racist jerk.
4(8.5%)

I (the person clicking) can:

count by twos and tie my shoes
10(21.7%)
tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
0(0.0%)
tie a dick in a knot with my tongue.
1(2.2%)
be offended by ANYTHING. *clucks tongue disapprovingly*
2(4.3%)
FLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
5(10.9%)

I want to tell you something special, Stoney.

Three random words that pop into my head are:

The greatest band of the late 70s and 80s is:

The CURE.
9(20.0%)
U2
13(28.9%)
The Smiths
6(13.3%)
You are insane, nothing good came from then.
5(11.1%)
You are insane. You forgot this band, I will say it in comments.
12(26.7%)

It's tricky to:

juggle kittens. Especially when they are on fire.
19(40.4%)
rock around, to rock around that's right on time it's trickAY!
13(27.7%)
type with my feet.
15(31.9%)

Cocks should never:

weep
3(6.2%)
drool
4(8.3%)
crow at the break of dawn. What? Does that mean something else?
9(18.8%)
leak profusely
1(2.1%)

Last but not least:

bewbies.
2(4.3%)
cock.
1(2.1%)
COOKIES!
12(25.5%)
Puppies.
3(6.4%)
cock.
3(6.4%)



Lastly, a Homer Simpson quote that is perfect for how my night is going to be: "That's it! I'm pulling an all-nighter. Marge? Make a pot of coffee. Drink that, then start making burgers."
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