It'll come to them one day. Or maybe they have irony-resistant blood or something.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to run, visit with actual human bodies, play games, and not participate in the "virtual world" with all this free time for "wanking." (Which in my country means jerking off. How that is something to hate... It's beautiful people! *sniff*)
*passes out sarcasm tablets to the crowd* Off to beat up grandmas and drown kittens! Have a great day, everyone! XDDD
oh man. Long Live "The Onion." (the rogue scientist who has his own Scientific Method cracked me up, too.)