(All the guests of Mr. Hackl are feeling great and look spectacular...) What? Isn't "NY, NY" by Frank Sinatra a little over-done? CHECKLIST:
And because this is really, really funny: a final link before I go from McSweeny's. 13 Writing Prompts. Now, don't y'all go doing anything entertaining while I'm gone, 'kay?
- clothes - variety of weather conditions - CHECK
- raincoat - CHECK (and boooo, East Coast. Booo.)
- passport, false identity, key to a new life hidden under secret obsidian pavestone on 114th and 5th Ave - CHECK
- lube, bongs, number to that guy in the Bronx with "firepower" - CHECK
- ocelot fur coin-purse - CHECK
- positive mental attitude - CHECK
- barely legal porn - CHECK
- other reading material for the flight - CHECK
- map of Manhattan - CHECK
- laser pen- CHECK
- bibles - DOUBLE CHECK
- white-noise-canceling headphones (you have no idea how much
cherusha talks - be prepared!) - CHECK - BOTTLE OF MILAGRO SILVER TEQUILA - CHICKITY-CHECK
- sacks of cash - CHECK (they even have a dollar sign on them! That'll make them seem like props as I saunter through NYC carrying them, so I won't get mugged. Right?)
- extra snacks for plane since they don't FEED US ANYMORE - .....check.
And because this is really, really funny: a final link before I go from McSweeny's. 13 Writing Prompts. Now, don't y'all go doing anything entertaining while I'm gone, 'kay?
- Spock is::
energetic
'Oos dis bint, then?
- stoney321
- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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and have an amazing, wonderful, fantastic trip - travel safe and come back to us with many tales of your adventures *smooches*
::twirls you::
You've got "built-in elegance"! No doubt about it! *squeals* Hello Dolly! God, I love musical references!
HAVE A BLAST!
I am totally asking for book recs from people WHILE YOU ARE GONE! Just to torment you.
*bookmarks* :D
Darn :p
All these years I knew I was forgetting something.
::pinches your cheek::
I find those white-noise headphones are freaky and give me an instant headache. But a weird headache, like IN THE BRAINCELLS instead of the muscles. Which is impossible, since brain cells have no sense nerves. Makes me want to put on the tinfoil hat.