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Gud Summries ficathon! A reminder...

Things of importance, OMG. I sent out emails to all of the folks who signed up for the Gud Summries ficathon, and a few bounced back. (the hell? spikendru?? Did you change your email?) Anyway, I want to make sure everyone remembers that your masterpiece is due on July 4th, and if you need any help, or need to delay, just shoot me an email at my username@livejournal.com, okay? The original sign-up list is H E R E, and the community in HP that spawned the whole thing is H E R E, if you need some inspiration. Remember: this is for FUN, so don't beat yourself up if it's not perfect.

I was going to address this whole thing of how I am not going to apologize for what I find funny, just like I'd never apologize for the food I like, or clothes I wear, nor would I expect anyone else to apologize for loving Harry/Snape as Swiss mountaineering rescue climbers who have a hot torrid affair in fondue before an entire chalet of people. Because if I squint, I can see the appeal, there. Snape + hot cheese = OTP. Plus, stabbing wee forks, yay!

Folks: if binary numbers on your screen upset you: turn it off. Turn away. I won't read Lolita, but will I call those who do read it and find it funny sick pedophiles? No. Alrighty. I'm going back to stomping puppies and poisoning the WORLD, omg, with my vitriol. (Because let's face it: Chuck Norris and Spike were SO doing it, and I am cruel to not portray their love properly.)

(So, um, in a nutshell: if you don't like the stuff here, GO AWAY. I don't bash PEOPLE. I don't really BASH anyway. CLearly laughing at human foibles is why I am such a bitch.... Do you honestly have this much free time on your hands to create such draaaaaaaama? Go volunteer at a hospice or something, for chrissakes.)

In conclusion: VIAGRA, MUCHAHAS!


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Jun. 17th, 2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
Writing...must get to work...
Jun. 17th, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, yay!! Your email got bounced back, so I was hoping my resend hit you, joy!

*cracks whip*
*then makes you margarita for inspiration*
Jun. 17th, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC)
You won't read Lolita? Tell.
Jun. 17th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
Not again, nope. I felt sick and disgusting after having read it, too, like I'd never get clean again. [/Ron Weasley.]

See, the book is about an older man (I don't care how handsome and intelligent he is, he's a mature, older MAN) that fixates on prepubescent girls (prefers them to be prebuscent, actually) and likes to fuck them.

And ruins them.

Yay? Yes, yes, clever turn of phrasing, well constructed, but child molestation is Number One on my list of Bad Things. For me. But obviously, many many men who compile lists of books deem it Wonderful and worst yet, "a delicious black comedy." I'd like to think I know from funny, but... *shrugs* Not my thing. In the slightest.
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Jun. 18th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush, and the chicken tastes like wood!

HEEEEEEEEE! *pop locks*
Jun. 17th, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
Lolita is considered by some to be funny?!?! That's like calling War and Peace a laugh a minute comedy. Wow.

Jun. 18th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)

But come on: War and Peace is practically SLAP STICK. *shifts because of your herpes invading my pants*
Jun. 18th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC)

My friend cheshire_kai would looooove to play Christopher Walken...do we have a Walken??? And if not, would we like one? I've told her about the application process, so, you know...
Jun. 18th, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)

We don't officially have one yet - meaning the person I knew that wanted to play hasn't applied, so... No!

But - tell her to hold on to her app until July 3rd, okay? I'll be out of town, and we're going on hiatus for the next two weeks, and I wouldn't want her to think we were ignoring her. (Yay!!!!! More play! Also: I got your email wrong the first time, but I'm hoping you got one from me today re: the ficathon.)

Jun. 18th, 2006 03:06 am (UTC)
Omg, not the puppies!

And seriously, how glad am I finally to run into another person who admits to disliking Lolita?
Jun. 18th, 2006 01:09 pm (UTC)
SERIOUSLY?!?! OMG, we are few. See, I've figured out that I'm a reader of STORIES. I get very eye-rolly with books that are so immured in style that the story gets lost (*cough* Jonathan Franzen). So for me, the story of Humbert and Lolita is inescapable. I can't focus on the way words are knitted together, or how spare and eloquent and on and on because an 11 year old girl is being trained to not tell, and her mother isn't coming to her rescue and OH MY GOD could this be more tailor-made to upset me?!?!

And I am SO killing the puppies. (But not Frankie!!! How is kitters?)
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Jun. 18th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
if binary numbers on your screen upset you: turn it off. Turn away.

Who could be upset by these binary numbers? It says HellZiggy!
Although I suppose it could be considered upsetting because I made the icon originally for posting about a good friend's unexpected death. He was on of those geeks who could read binary.

And poison the world if you must, but for the love of gods, don't stomp the puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun. 18th, 2006 01:10 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha!! That's a great icon.

And you can't stop me! I will poison AND stomp! Don't you know I am a super bitch?!?
Jun. 18th, 2006 05:40 am (UTC)
Viagra muchahas! That doesn't look like it's spelled right. Oh well.
Jun. 18th, 2006 01:11 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeee!!! Your icon is giggle-inducing.

*points to my icon*
Jun. 18th, 2006 07:24 am (UTC)
01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101 01010011

leik whoa.
Jun. 18th, 2006 01:11 pm (UTC)
Okay, #1: this is why I love you. #2: you kiss your mother with that mouth? #3: WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE??! (It's been all I could do to stay up until 11 lately, omg sew ould!)
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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