Heads up: today is going to be a bit spammy from me. I have fic to post and the master list for the Gud Summries Ficafunathingathon, so it may seem like I'm making up for lost time. Which I am. :)
First entry (I somehow managed to sign up for TWO fics, both of which I forgot about until yesterday, whoops!) is from the prompt: "Buffy goes to fat camp." I offer my submission in the form of haiku.
Buffy Goes To Fat Camp: Haiku
Season one thigh-highs
Accentuate doughy knees
Long pants hide cankles*
Pancakes - pizza - pop
Indian soap operas
Need to kill more vamps
Xander and Willow
Sneaking Summers' snacks at night
Joyce thinks, "Where's the food?"
Steadfast counselor
Searches through pillowcase
Chocolate treasure
Push-ups and pull-ups
The Slayer will not tire
Other campers plot
Lunch lady Doris
Bribes grease hands- she greases food
Buffy's ribs vanish
Cakes, pies and doughnuts
Not only booty at camp
Buffy's heinie spreads
Demons hear of this
Corpulent, lazy slayer
Time to take over
(Okay, I swear the second entry is actually good.) * cankles = calf-sized ankles
First entry (I somehow managed to sign up for TWO fics, both of which I forgot about until yesterday, whoops!) is from the prompt: "Buffy goes to fat camp." I offer my submission in the form of haiku.
Buffy Goes To Fat Camp: Haiku
Season one thigh-highs
Accentuate doughy knees
Long pants hide cankles*
Pancakes - pizza - pop
Indian soap operas
Need to kill more vamps
Xander and Willow
Sneaking Summers' snacks at night
Joyce thinks, "Where's the food?"
Steadfast counselor
Searches through pillowcase
Chocolate treasure
Push-ups and pull-ups
The Slayer will not tire
Other campers plot
Lunch lady Doris
Bribes grease hands- she greases food
Buffy's ribs vanish
Cakes, pies and doughnuts
Not only booty at camp
Buffy's heinie spreads
Demons hear of this
Corpulent, lazy slayer
Time to take over
(Okay, I swear the second entry is actually good.) * cankles = calf-sized ankles
- Spock is::
busy
'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
Comments
Heee!
This is bizarre. Which means it worked! Poor Buffy. I particularly liked the use of the word "heinie". :(|)
(There's only one or two up there that really work, but dammit, I've never backed out of a ficathon yet! The other prompt made me SO HAPPY, I can't wait to get it up and cackle.)
MONKEY! Heart. Hearting you! :* and >:>
*applauds your brain*
Just hang on for my Spuffy/anti-Spuffy/Bangel/cowgirl/reveng
(I'm going for a jog, hit me with an email or the masterlist - going up when I get back - with your link, okay? Just the raw link.)
YAY!
Second: yay for the link! Post going up in a few minutes, and I'll hightail it to your fic, hurray!
I now feel like I have not experienced one of Earth's most colorful joys.
(dude, running around like a chicken with its head cut off - will get to everything eventually, I swear!!)
No worries, heart! Man, I thought July 4th was gonna be a day of relaxation due to everything being closed? NOPE. It's a day off to get everything done that you don't normally have time to get done. *dashes off also*
I hope you know these haikus were written with only you as my audience in mind, right? It's up to you whether to be afraid or pleased. ;D
your cankles impress
beyond my wildest dreams and
I want to be you
Julia, even I don't have cankles. I think they're genetic
Almond custard? That's it. I'm coming over.
There's too much Buffy to love
Falls for scrawny Fred.
You are a mad genius.
I posted June garden pics
New garden pics? *cries* I haven't been able to water since June 1, and we've had .25 inches of rain ALL MONTH. Oh, agony.
*can't help it, follows the link for the pretty*
*grin*
Xander and Willow
Sneaking Summers' snacks at night
Joyce thinks, "Where's the food?"
Heeeeee!
And I KNOW about snacks!! I recently discovered the kids were feeding the neighborhood (not that any of the family reciprocate, ahem) so I put the kibbosh on that.
Pool day! Have a great time! *puts zinc oxide on your nose*
Or PERHAPS NICOLE RITCHIE WRITES FANFIC.
♥ U