Kenneth Lay died.
And I was looking forward to him going to jail for 45 years. That's morbid, I know, but we don't like him much here in Texas.
[ETA] because I hate having negative posts and nothing but, and I hate spamming LJ with multiple entries (it's a thing.)
While on my run this morning, I had my brain on my crack!fic set in Texas - like Dukes of Hazzard meets Falcon Crest meets Spuffy AU, and started thinking of made-up cowboy songs for the range.
More and more fics are pouring in for the Gud Summries Ficafunathingathon, so be sure to check them out! Read and feed, people. Some folks that participated? This is their FIRST ficathon! That's so cool!
Also, in email the other day with
dovil - who I miss around here something terr'ble - we played around with cracked out story ideas, based on cheesy 80s romance movies. I swear to god, I may snap and write the following:
"What about Mask? And Spike can be deformed and doomed and Buffy is the blind girl at horse camp that he teaches how to understand color and Angel can play the part of Cher!!
And there can be a song at the end when Cher finds her dead kid (Spike) set to "I Believe"
"Do you believe that Rocky is dead?
do you believe he's dead?
I can feel something inside his bed (gropes, grabs a shoulder)
I really don't think it's large enough, no!"
WHY AM I SO AWFUL INSIDE?!?! *cracks the hell up*
And I was looking forward to him going to jail for 45 years. That's morbid, I know, but we don't like him much here in Texas.
[ETA] because I hate having negative posts and nothing but, and I hate spamming LJ with multiple entries (it's a thing.)
While on my run this morning, I had my brain on my crack!fic set in Texas - like Dukes of Hazzard meets Falcon Crest meets Spuffy AU, and started thinking of made-up cowboy songs for the range.
- "I Was Gonna Spend My Night With A Sheep (Until I Met You)"
- "I Got Dust In Places (I Didn't Know I Had)"
- "You're Once, Twice, Three Times a Cowboy (But Don't Tell Irlene)"
- "Smells Like Beans Again"
- "Got A Rattler In My Shoe (And I Still Don't Miss You)"
- "Scorpion Hearts"
- "Long Dusty Trail And No Rain In Sight (So Why Don't We Screw?)"
- "Lonely Sheep Make For Warm Bedrolls"
- "Beef Jerky Again?"
- "The Cows Are Getting Suspicious"
- "Hard-assed And Bowlegged: A Love Song"
More and more fics are pouring in for the Gud Summries Ficafunathingathon, so be sure to check them out! Read and feed, people. Some folks that participated? This is their FIRST ficathon! That's so cool!
Also, in email the other day with
"What about Mask? And Spike can be deformed and doomed and Buffy is the blind girl at horse camp that he teaches how to understand color and Angel can play the part of Cher!!
And there can be a song at the end when Cher finds her dead kid (Spike) set to "I Believe"
"Do you believe that Rocky is dead?
do you believe he's dead?
I can feel something inside his bed (gropes, grabs a shoulder)
I really don't think it's large enough, no!"
WHY AM I SO AWFUL INSIDE?!?! *cracks the hell up*
Comments
I can't wait to hear Dubya's "remorse," especially since he and Laura are close personal friends. 0_o
On the other hand, his jail would probably be a lavish spa-like preserve with cruel and unusual punishment being limitations on truffle rations. *cheers up?*
(Why is the whole neighborhood at my house when my CHILDREN ARE FISHING WITH THEIR DAD?? *shoos them off my lawn*)
"Heart attack" my ass. Arsenic in a hollowed-out tooth, I'm guessing. *nods*
And ditto on the diversion of funds.
*twitches* You know, the cushy prison is really outside of Beaumont city limits, right? *defends my home town*
And right - I mean, just look the penguin! That's a fantastic gigglefest! The tuxedo-clad Jerry Lewis' of the animal world.
*pets the bunny because AWWW!*
I giggled through your song names. Cracked me up. *snicker*
And heee! Hooray! I hate being grumpy - must. have. jokes!
Your icon never fails to crack me up, btw.
Because we're crude that way.
Bastidge.
Julia,
FARGING bastidge.
♥
FOR THE WIN!!!!!
Heee!! (I love your Bones icon!)
No, it's not evil to be upset about an interruption in justice. What he, Skilling, Fatow and co. did to people here and in California is just mind-boggling and cruel.
And that's all I've got to say about that.
Um, sing that to the Monty Python tune so it doesn't make me seem so ghoulish. :D
Also: HI!!