- This is possibly the most disturbing and HILARIOUS video I've come across. (It's disturbing because I have serious bug fear.) But funny. It's FUNNY!! And there are bugs. Just watch the damn thing. IT IS WORKSAFE.
- This is possibly the funniest Seussianesque slashy poetry ever written about a pirate and Commodore (ex, weren't you paying attention?) Norrington ever. SO. CLEVER. And naughty. (Thanks to
cherusha for pointing the way.) - THIS is my new blog for gardening. I hope to make it a comprehensive site for learning about how to, etc. PLEASE: do not link back to THIS LJ. I don't need gardening people coming across (heh) my naughty posts, fics, etc. Call me EmGee (oh, I am CLEHVAH. M G, or master gardener.) I've made an LJ for it as well, and hopefully will create an RSS feed to update the LJ, so you'll get a notice if you friend it. POINT OF INTEREST: every weekend will be a Q&A session. Comment with questions, concerns, etc., and I will answer to the best of my abilities - or send you to someone who can help.
Now, POLL!! This is to make me laugh (unless you have the answers, in which case, I will be so very very happy.)
Okay, so this morning was definitely an Old SKool Hip Hop kind of morning. Run DMC, Ladies Love Cool James, etc. And I realize that for the most part on my flist, I am very, very alone with my love for hip hop. This is mostly what I think of as the golden age: 1984 -1992. Ya Bobby Browns. Ya Fresh Prince era. Heh. All write in, because that will generate the funniest answers. (Dave? I'm expecting you to ace this, my Hebrew brothah.)
(And if anyone wants any of these songs, I have them all in mp3 format.)
You're as soft as a pillow and I'm:
Motown Philly, back again! Doing:
Bamboo earrings:
Fear of:
Who's house?
The turntables may wobble, but:
God damn that DJ:
I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like:
1, 2, 3 and to tha 4:
Eh, Esse: Don't you know I'm:
I like the girls with the boom, I once got busy in:
Straight outta:
My, my, my music hits me/ so hard, makes me say:
Lodi Dodi, we like to party, we don't cause trouble and:
I'm the d, a, double d, y , m, a, c:
Jam Master:
Play
0(0.0%)
Jay
15(100.0%)
Kay
0(0.0%)
Blaster
0(0.0%)
KRS
1
7(46.7%)
Boyeeeeeeeee
5(33.3%)
2
3(20.0%)
who?
0(0.0%)
wearin' white Sassons with the looks that kill, I'm making love in the back of my
fish tank of krill
0(0.0%)
Coupe deVille
15(100.0%)
White Lightenin' still
0(0.0%)
store front's till
0(0.0%)
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but we're like
a Christmas rib roast
0(0.0%)
hot butter on breakfast toast
12(80.0%)
the boys that are the most
2(13.3%)
something that ends in -ost
1(6.7%)
Stoney, do you:
REALLY have this kind of free time??
2(14.3%)
go to a special doctor that has electrodes?
5(35.7%)
know that I am a secret hip hop afficianando?
5(35.7%)
realize that I read this whole thing and didn't do it?
1(7.1%)
I (the poll taker) am:
allergic to fun
0(0.0%)
allergic to YOU
0(0.0%)
get a rash from hip-hop
2(13.3%)
wonder how people can't love the "Humpty Dance"
5(33.3%)
this many. *holds up fingers*
6(40.0%)
I plan on:
steering clear of you at WriterCon
1(6.7%)
reading reports after WC about how strange you are
4(26.7%)
dancing on tables with you
3(20.0%)
learning how to pop/lock so we can be the KEWLEST
4(26.7%)
not taking this poll. .....CRAP.
1(6.7%)
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dlgood is in the lead with the most correct answers.annabelle528 takes the lead! WOOT! 